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Ad for Camel brand Kauai Kolada and Twista Lime cigarettes in collector tins
Black Maine coon cat with bright green-yellow eyes
words saying “client: wow I never thought about it like that” and then it says “therapist:” followed by an image of Doug from The King of Queens smirking
Big boy cat
Photograph of Michigan Avenue looking east. Wrigley building to the left, tribune tower on the right. Chicago River in the foreground
A meme. A picture of a woman with a “whoopsie!” Expression and the writing above says “client: repeat what you just said I wanna write that down” me trying to remember what the heck I just said:
Image of a road with sunset pink and blue colors in the sky
Woman riding bike asking car driver why he is honking at her. He makes a meowing noise and she’s asks “oh so you’re a fuzzy?”
Cat’s muzzle with a tooth sticking out
Princess peach smoking a fat doobie djing at some sort of underground rave. It says “when I’m on aux and someone says “I haven’t heard this song in forever”
Image of Michael from the show The Office. On the top it says “friend: what’s it like being a therapist” and Michael says “sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way”
Image of an alley with the three Sears (Willis) Tower shining in the night in the background
View of Michigan Avenue going East. Wrigley building in the foreground on the left Apple Store near the river on the right. Regis offices to the right of that. Chicago River below.
Person walking through a plate glass sliding door or window or something
View of Chicago looking East on Michigan Avenue. Tribune Tower and Wrigley building in the foreground
A poem reading: “Tomorrow when the farm boys find this freak of nature, they will wrap his body in newspaper and carry him to the museum. But tonight he is alive and in the north field with his mother. It is a perfect summer evening: the moon rising over the orchard, the wind in the grass. And as he stares into the sky, there are twice as many stars as usual” LAURA GILPIN
Beyonce with a questioning expression and a caption saying “when I told my psychiatrist I need to be reevaluated because I don’t think I’m bipolar anymore and he said “that’s what a bipolar person would say”
Tony soprano in Dr Melfi’s office saying “life is putting the Prozac to the test”
Pile of leather purses with the word “delusional” written on them in spray paint. The words are misspelled because it is an Ai generated image
a hand drawn image of a doctor standing next to a sitting patient. The doctor is reading results and says “here’s your problem - it looks like you’re paying attention to what’s going on”
Woman looking down absent-mindedly at her nails with text that describes “pretending that I don’t care about the score so the body doesn’t keep it”