Chris Rywalt

@crywalt.bsky.social

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ABOLISH AND PROSECUTE DHS+ICE and THE REGIME Long time online writer, artist, cartoonist, and irritant. Not a "content creator". crywalt.com patreon.com/crywalt

Toad: The Department of Defense changed the number of service members killed in action in the Iran War from 18 to 14. Orange Meanie: It's a different war now.
Hyena: The Pentagon needs another $67 billion in addition to the $1.5 trillion we already asked for. Senator: What did you do with the $920 billion we gave you last year?
Jack and Ben are walking. Ben: Hoo boy, you try and do something fun for people.
Hippo: I.C.E. is continuing to murder people on the street in broad daylight.
Senator: Mr. Blank Toad, are you and President Trump friends? Blank Toad: I'm his lawyer. Oops, was his lawyer.
Lettuce: Some people get it pronto When they order the cilantro Poop: Diarrhea cha cha cha Diarrhea cha cha cha
CAVA Bag: Hey, remember me? I'm the Cava bag with the $50,000 bribe for Tom Homan, who is still the White House Border Czar*! Explanatory Footnote: Actual official title
Jack has walked up to the book club table. Jack: Ah, a party to which I was not invited. Ben: You're gatecrashing book club. Jack: Neat. Hiya, Dave.
Big Missile: The Memorandum of Understanding is dead! Small Missile: Good news for us! We'll have plenty of work!
Narrator: The lazy political cartoonist way of handling the questions surrounding Mitch McConnell these days -- is he alive? is he dead? -- is to draw a tortoise, have it say something horrid, and call it a day.
Ben and some other elderly people are still holding book club. Ben says, "Since most of you didn't read the book, what else should be talk about?"
Ugly-ass reverse of the 2026 US 25-cent coin
Uncle Sam: Are you an expert in your field, seeking only to use your knowledge to help your fellow citizens, keeping your head down, concentrating on your own area of competence?
Mom: Kids! Get your things, we're going to the fireworks on the National Mall!
Tanuki: You said you wanted the southern border secured. Border crossings are way down. Fox: We won that one.
Five people are sitting around a table. Ben is holding a book. Ben: Okay, who here has read this month's book?
Cat: We need to pass the S.A.V.E. Act! Dog: Poll taxes are illegal under the Voting Rights Act although there's so little of it left.... Poster: Safeguard American Voter Eligibility Act This bill requires individuals to provide documentary proof of U.S. citizenship when registering to vote, and requires photo identification to vote, in federal elections.
Judge Cooper: The Court orders that they remove President Trump's name from the institution's title, as represented on the façade of the Center, any other physical or digital signage, and official materials. Orange Meanie: What if we just cover everything with a tarp? Kennedy Center Façade: THE REGIME IS PETTY & WEAK
Panel of a comic book showing an artificial life form emerging from ooze. The narration says is has no genitals, which is bad, because it's comic professional John Byrne.
Big Missile: Whee! Iran gets to keep its ballistic missiles! Small Missile: As the man says, they have to have some because other people have some, and they've got to have some.
Hippo: If you get algae in your pool, you don't get rid of it by adding fresh water.
T-shirt design that reads "VAX ON", and under that "$ @SYS$SYSTEM:SHUTDOWN" in computer font, and under that "VAX OFF"
Alga: Hey there! I'm your good friend Alga and I'm here to thank Donald Trump for making my comeback to the National Mall possible!
Orange Meanie: The Iranian regime is a vicious group of very hard, terrible people. For 47 years, they have waged an unending campaign of bloodshed and mass murder. It's been mass terror and we're not gonna put up with it any longer. We're going to destroy their missiles and raze their missile industry to the ground. It will be totally obliterated. We're going to annihilate their navy. No one should challenge the strength and might of the United States Armed Forces. There is no military on Earth even close to its power, strength, or sophistication.
Rhino: The Trump regime has denied entry to so many people coming here for the World Cup. Pig: Fans, Iranian team staff, and a popular Somali referee, all refused visas. Envelope front: Somali World Cup referee denied U.S. entry
Basketball: I have a message for Trump from New York City: Thank you for fucking things up for the Knicks!
Bovine: Bet you thought I was gone, didn't you? You had no idea I was cuddling up with fascists in Europe at the almost innocent-sounding Remigration Summit!
Rabbit: Protestors at Delaney Hall concentration camp in Newark are in danger of being assaulted and killed by I.C.E. agents. Rabbit: The sensible, centrist thing to do here is send in the New Jersey State Police.
Hippo: Right now the world is geopolitically tri-polar: The powers are Russia, China, and the United States.
Bicep: People are saying the U.F.C. matches on the White House lawn are for Trump's birthday.
Penguin: Stephen Miller calls James Talarico "transgender" like it's some kind of slur Penguin: SHUT UP YOU UGLY FUCK!
JPG from notrecinema.com as seen on Google Images of actress Marissa Ribisi with a banner reading "To access image click on link Visit> below"
Bicep: Hell yeah, sweaty men beating the shit out of each other on the White House lawn!
Uncle Sam: This Memorial Day, let's remember that the Commander in Chief is the most corrupt in history!
Masked? Man: Am I a man in a mask spouting opinions on Fox News, or is it just a trick of the lights?
Photo of an empty shopping cart with the caption "I've filled my cart with all my fucks."
Dolphin: Trump is setting up a $1.8 billion fund for himself! The Executive branch isn't in charge of financing!
Fisher: ¡El Trumpo bienvenido la Venezuela como el cinco-uno estados! Raccoon: Is that...is that supposed to be Spanish?
Annie, George, and Esme are sitting at a table. Annie: That's it. None of you are getting Girl Scout cookies.
Walrus: The Senate almost told Trump to stop the war in Iran.
Photo showing polyhedral dice
Screenshot showing search results from Daily Kos indicating pure insanity
Bulldog: The Trump regime has proposed a military budget of ONE POINT FIVE TRILLION DOLLARS. Bulldog: What did we spend last year's trillion dollars on?
Orange Meanie: I need one billion dollars for my ballroom. Toad: You said it would be two hundred million and taxpayers wouldn't be paying for it.
Esme and Annie are playing cards at a table as George comes up to Annie. "Happy Mother's Day to my favorite mother!" he says.
Cat: I wonder when members of Congress are going to notice the other branches stripping their power away. Dog: The Executive has long cut them out of declaring war and is working on taking control of budgets and funding. Poster: The Congress shall have Power To lay and collect Taxes, Duties, Imposts and Excises, to pay the Debts and provide for the common Defence and general Welfare of the United States
Close up of moss in the sun
Hippo: One doesn't want to go for the low-hanging fruit too often. The high gas prices. The illegal war. The incoherent speeches.
Rabbit: The way to stop discrimination on the basis of race is to stop discriminating on the basis of race. Rabbit: Because attempting to reverse two hundred years of oppression is the same as oppression.
Ben and Jack are talking. Ben: We've got bigger problems than your slide into dementia. Jack: Such as?
Chameleon: I was thinking of going bowling at Pinstripes. Orange Meanie: How's the ballroom there?
First Shark: A guy made an assassination attempt on Trump at the White House Correspondents' Dinner. Second Shark: A guy with a firearm made it an entire floor away from the huge room containing Trump.