The Clinton Street Theater

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GIF from The Highlander of a man screaming There can be only one! while lighting strikes his sword
Poster for the movie Redline showing a person driving a car with blurry hair and arms stretching to the front of the frame.
French book cover of Muller-Fokker showing a Statue of Liberty with a skull face and Spider-Man shooting heroin.
Poster for Filmed by Bike showing three people with movie equipment for heads riding one big bicycle in front of the Clinton Street Theater.
Poster for Seconds starring Rock Hudson. Various hands are injecting or cutting into the actors face.
Photo of a hand-written scratch pad with improv suggestions including Clinton St. and Movie Theater.
Photo of someone flipping off a Trump building in Chicago.
The Onion headline altered to read Wilson: Well, well, well. Not so easy to find a mayor that doesn’t suck shit, huh?
Jane Fonda as Barbarella saluting.
A screenshot of Futurama where the reflecting pool has two Washington monuments and fireworks spell out Charleston Chew.
Dean Pelton from the TV show Community looking at a computer screening and saying, "This better not awaken anything in me."
Poster of a space babe sitting on an alien planet and holding a ray gun with colors of red, blue and purple.
Dennis and Dee from It's Always Sunny try to scam the welfare office.
Screenshot of Google reviews of the Clinton Street Theater. The number of reviews is 666. Hail Satan!
Mink Stole from the John Waters film Desperate Living screaming, "I hate the Supreme Court!"
Meme of The Simpsons bus driver meme where the bus driver says, "Don't make me tap the sign." The sign reads" Hope for the best. Prepare for the worst."
Photo of a poster and a badge for a film festival on a counter in a movie theater lobby. The image on the poster and badge are of a sun rising inside and egg with a eel swimming out and goldfish all around.
A meme of Lisa Simpson getting poured a cup of coffee and loving it. But the coffee is labeled "that gay shit" for all the gay-ass movies we're going to be showing this June. And her cup is labeled "you," ya big homo.
Spooky Mulder from the X-Files looks at a crude drawing of Bigfoot with tits.
Vince McMahon reaction meme where he gets increasingly excited about the new Haruki Murakami novel being announced.
Meme of Robert De Niro from the movie JOKER saying, "You're laughing. They're robbing the Louvre, and you're laughing?"
The swamp from the movie Shrek, where Shrek lives. There's a Shrek-style font on top that read Shrektember.
A still of the character Lawrence from the movie Office Space saying, "No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man."
The "they're the same picture" meme of Pam from the TV show The Office. She is showing a picture of mayor Keith Wilson wearing a backwards baseball cap and a picture of the "hello fellow kids" meme of Steve Buscemi from the TV show 30 Rock also wearing a backwards baseball cap.
The just kidding unless meme of Fox McCloud from the video game Star Fox looking up and away from the frame and then back at the viewer.
A poster of a hand-drawn bird with a statue of a women, who is holding candles, in its mouth.
Poster for a concert with Sun Blood Stories. The band's name looks like bugs and there's a woman smoking a cigarette spraying them with a can.
A view from the interior of the launch vehicle stage adapter atop the SLS core stage, at core stage shutdown and separation. Through the opening we see the rear of the interim cryogenic propulsion stage moving. Also there is a cartoon gremlin from the TV show The Simmons clinging to the lower corner of the vehicle.
Scooby Doo mask reveal meme. First panel is a man in a hood that says state business councils. The second panel his hood is removed and it says CEOs asking for less regulation and lower taxes.
A play on the book the little engine that could with text replaced to read the little theater that could.
Tim Robinson yelling 55 tickets, 55 drinks, 55 candies, 55 popcorns from a car window.
Principal Skinner saying "Pathetic."
GIF of Principal Skinner saying "Prove me wrong, kids. Prove me wrong."
A man holding a sword with lightning from the movie Highlander with text that reads, "There can be only one."
A famous webcomic of a man receiving a medal around his neck, which he then bites, kisses the presenter, flips off the crowd and sprays a bottle of champagne. The final panel shows he came in third.
A poster of a man trying to draw with his mouth while two computer monsters battle one another and a unicorn head screams.
Poster for Booksmart featuring the two lead actress.
A poster for Richard Pryor live in concert.
Poster for the movie Numbskull Revolution which has stills from the film on a pink background.
A poster for Judas and the Black Messiah featuring a Black Power Fist with a man in a trench coat in the middle. The tagline read you can kill a revolutionary, but you can't kill the revolution.
Image of the Twin Peaks Season 1 box set featuring a photo of Laura Palmer.
A poster showing a slice of cherry pie and a cup of coffee that reads twin peaks see the entire mystery beginning this April.
Hand-drawn poster of a Scopitone machine, which is essential a video jukebox from the 1960s that was popular for a very brief period of time.
An image of a Pacific Northwest forest with text reading "This April, it begins."
Poster for the film Zoot Suit.
Film poster for BLKNWS, featuring a blue vinyl record with the words "terms and conditions" written on it.
A poster for a film series called color and sound, which features characters from movies like Singin' in the Rain, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, and Mississippi Masala.
Poster for Good Night, and Good Luck showing two of the leads looking off frame with a news station in the background.
Grandpa Simpson sitting on a tree stump telling stories to Bart and friends.
Poster with John Carpenter's face glowing green and a list of films and dates at the bottom.
Sheryl Lee from the film Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me saying "Gobble-gobble."
Poster for the film WTO/99 which shows someone wearing a gas mask and crying with the Seattle Needle in the reflection of the googles.
Meme of Roddy Piper from the movie They Live with his sunglasses on in one panel seeing Mamdani and Trump together as having alien faces and in another panel with his glasses off seeing them as normal people.
Picture of Timothee Chalamet frowning and considering something, taken from an interview with Nardwuar.
Val Kilmer, shirtless, in 1996's The Island of Dr. Moreau.
Brooklyn Nine-Nine of Rosa showing off her dog Arlo, but there's a whale over the dog and text has been altered to read: I've only had whale for a day and a half. But if anything happened to her, I would kill everyone in this state and then myself.
Poster announcing a John Carpenter film series with color pencil drawings from characters in the films.
Image of Lucy offering a football to Charlie Brown from the cartoon strip Peanuts.
Meme from the movie Billy Madison between Chris Farley and Adam Sandler. The convensations starts with Farley's character saying, "Portland's on fire, you know?" Sandler replies, "No, it's not." Farley: "No, but the riots are out of control." Sandler: "There aren't any riots." Farley: "No, there aren't. But imagine if there were?" Sandler is not in the final frame. Farley says, "I'm going to shoot myself in the dick."