csv

@csv.bsky.social

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Funemployed security engineer

The bluesky app Notifications screen showing “No notifications yet!” and a loading spinner hanging as it scans back hours looking for something that’s not a now-muted hellthread post
A screenshot of the skeet this is a reply to, showing the text "translate this post" below it.
From the knees down: a model wearing denim boots with 5 horizontal buckled belts (ostensibly holding them on, but unclear whether they're functional or purely decorative).
Outdoor selfie wearing gold sunglasses with metal mesh side shields and dark blue mirrored transitions lenses, which have darkened in the sun.
Cropped screenshot of an iOS Home Screen showing the Bluesky app with a red notification badge that says “10,071”
My face, head at the edge of a yoga mat, as I lay on my back doing floor time, with my blue glasses catching the light.
Widely memed image of an advisor whisper bad news to George Bush on 9/11.
A hand with blue-green magnet nail polish showing diagonal stripes of reflected light
A serving platter covered in biscuits with craggy golden-brown tops. The platter has a lovely abstractly floral blue design around the edge and a gold rim.
A two tier cake stand sitting on a table, with several chocolate chip cookies on it. The cookies have many large pieces of flaky salt on top.
Painting of a Greek mythological figure I can’t recall, photoshopped with a mug that says “don’t talk to me until I’ve had my GOD”
Drawing of a cute bear with with floating hearts and the words “tummy ache survivor” around it.
A MacBook with stickers on it: A character the comic Nancy espousing “trans rights” “One flesh, one end. Bitch.” “Fuck cloudflare” in the style of an old cloudflare text captcha “Spite-driven development” in sparkly letters A yellow triangle warning sign containing an inverted pentacle with a transistor symbol in the center which warns “Caution / cursed technology inside” An Antifascist Aktion logo with flags waving over a rainbow background
Myself wearing gold framed sunglasses with metal mesh side shields and mirrored blue transitions lenses reflecting the sky, with a partial shadow across the face.
csv’s bare arm, bent at the elbow, inside a refrigerator drawer, showing exactly how deep the refrigerator. Their arm is smooth, as though recently waxed.
a left hand showing off sparkly blue nail polish with a gradient effect.