C.Synthare

@csynthare.bsky.social

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Philadelphia, Goth, Ex-Geek, Discordian

Mugshot of Aki Ross.
Contrapoints was right.
Cyberpunk 2.0.2.0.
A person making fun of the discover tab in BlueSky, as seen on the discover tab.
The Forbidden Room
A backyard. You see a patio, bench and a fence.
PLEASE DON'T COME ANY CLOSER, I DON'T WANT TO CATCH YOUR STUPID!
There's no more good guys.
The Principia Discordia
The screen flickers blue in the dead of the night The Hawktagon glows with a pixelated light First out the gate, it’s the plumber in red With a "Problematic" banner hanging over his head He’s facing the Thread of a Thousand Receipts Scouring his history for digital cheats But Mario jumps, breaks a brick on the "Lurk" He doesn't have time for the performative work! Enter the Hawktagon, choose your side Where the 1080p and the sprites collide From the Mushroom Kingdom to the Bird App’s rage The old school heroes are taking the stage It’s a glitch in the system, a war on the feed In the Hawktagon, nobody’s freed! Link draws the Master Sword, shiny and keen Against the Sultan of Subtext, the king of the screen The Sultan says, "Hero, your quest is cliché!" Link just spins-attacks 'til the clouds turn to gray Then Samus appears, but the Optics Brigade Is checking the metadata of every upgrade They’re citing her "Tone" and her "Lack of Nuance" She fires a missile—there goes their influence! The Discourse is rising, a shapeless black mass Demanding an apology for things in the past It feeds on the outrage, it lives on the click But Kirby just gulps it—man, that’s a neat trick! He swallows the "Call-out," he digests the "Ban" Now Kirby’s got powers like a blue-check-mark man! Donkey Kong’s swinging, he’s hitting the "Mute" Tossing his barrels at the "Bad Faith" dispute The Ratio Monster is growing in size But Fox McCloud hits it right between the eyes "Do a barrel roll!" shouted the ghost of the past As the Algorithm breathes its very last The 1-UP is ringing, the high score is set The Hawktagon hasn't seen anything yet! GAME OVER. WINNER: RETRO.
Aspirational