Chris Dawe

@ctdawe.bsky.social

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Apple technology consultant. Counterfeit extrovert. Apple tech, history, Wi-Fi, cooking, politics. He/him. We all matter or none of us do.

Another LinkedIn post advertising executive fitness, advertised with a muscular Jeff Bezos on horseback similar to a famous image of Vladimir Putin showing off his masculnity.
Another LinkedIn post for a fitness newsletter or service for executives. What a very Hegseth trend.
LinkedIn pitch for those wanting to keep their edge as an executive by...being ripped, I guess?
Three Australian shepherd mix puppies at “Are You My Human?” In Bellingham, WA. All were evidently from the same litter.
Image of Amber Midthunder knee-deep in water hunting and being hunted by a Predator hidden in mists.
Video game image of JD Vance gushing over Trump’s masculinity.
A harbor seal swimming and then diving while hunting salmon in the Ballard Locks, Seattle.
Seattle waterfront crane between two piers at dusk.
A small (2 foot) evergreen tree in a pot, topped by a single red ornament. The ornament is heavy enough to bend the top of the tree over.
Three crows perched on a light pole with a dramatic blue sky and power lines in the background.
A white Abyssinian Guinea pig peering out of its habitat, with its water bottle in the foreground.
Bust of a man wearing sunglasses and a beanie cap, with a Crown Royal bag hanging off one side. The bust is a community memorial to Rolf Neslund, who piloted a ship into the original West Seattle bridge, rendering it unusable and forcing its replacement.
Early bloom on a blue hydrangea. A set of four-petaled flowers surround an emerging cluster of blooms.
A painting of a bag from Dick's Drive In, entitled "Eat a Bag of Dicks". Seen at Seattle's Art Walk in March 2025.
Closeup of a bee on a purple columbine flower.
Tulips and peonies for sale at a Seattle farmers market.
A waterproof piece of art displaying the words “MEMES GOT ME INTO THIS MEMES CAN GET ME OUT”
A closeup of a bumblebee on our rosemary plant.
Muscari in our yard.
A Kouign Amman pastry on a small plate.
A pizza from Marion’s in Dayton, Ohio.
Close up of a white Abyssinian Guinea Pig.
A pair of white boots hanging from a utility line above a rail yard, shot at night. The Port of Seattle is visible in the distant background.
Two guinea pigs snuggled together, one under the fleece blankets, one not.
A white Abyssinian guinea pig emerges from a hidey. The hidey is dark blue with a pattern of white marks. The Guinea pig appears to be about to boop the camera.
Trees in our townhouse courtyard. Two Japanese Maples slowly turning red, one in the center has turned bright yellow. There is a hydrangea in the bottom right whose flowers have turned a pink/purple after blooming in light blue this summer.
Photo of our self-framed print of Xolos, by artist Abby Aceves.the frame is an off-the-shelf that E repainted to save some money on custom framing. Glass and mat cut by West Seattle Art and Frame.
A four-pack of Future Primitive’s Nazi Punks Fuck Off Pilsner in cans, sitting on a picnic table.
Chris in a hardware store, holding an axe.
Sunset from October 28, 2024, taken from West Seattle, with bright orange colors and trees silhouetted in the foreground.
Photo of the Colorado Rockies in a clear summer day, with the image of the mountains reflected in the water of a mountain lake.
Buc-ees outbuilding art in Smiths Grove, Kentucky.
A cheap William Carlos Williams knock-off poem about my autocorrect experience: This Is Just to Say Vikings pillaged the steaks I had stored in the fridge. And which I planned to Sous Vide for dinner. So sorry They are vibing here chilling Drinking mead.
Partial image of a Wild Weasel patch with the famous acronym for “You’ve Gotta Be Shitting Me”.
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The trunk of a Pacific Marina tree in South Delridge, Seattle.
An agouti guinea pig in a house made from a coffee shipping box.
The Expanse Season 6 crew of the Rocinante eating dinner.
Close up of several ripening huckleberries on a bush planted at our house.
Infamous “triple dog dare you to stick your tongue to the frozen flagpole” scene from the movie A Christmas Story.
Lime Kiln Lighthouse perched on the western shore of San Juan Island in Washington State. There is a wave breaking against the rocks in the foreground.
Inigo, Westley, and Fezzik planning their assault on the castle at the climax of "The Princess Bride".
Mister Benton the Guinea pig pokes his snout out of his hidey.
Summer sunset over lake Champlain, Burlington, VT.
Bridge over the Hudson River shot from the Ethan Allen Express.
MacBook Pro 14” with dents and case warping from falling onto a concrete sidewalk.
Unidentified light yellow and black butterfly in a neighbor’s tree.
Pink hydrangea flowers.
Crab cakes and potato salad.
Fauntleroy ferry dock and Cove Park after sunset.
Orange flowers close up.
A bowl of bucatini Alfredo topped with fresh parsley.
Chicken andouille gumbo simmering in a cast iron Dutch oven.
A white Abyssinian Guinea Pig, twisting his head to beat access the water bottle.
A bag of Twix-flavored coffee.