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A screenshot of a message my SO sent me and I cry laugh reacted that says: I saw a doodie stuck to the wall in the toilet at bunnings yesterday, which made me laugh a lot
A screenshot of a paragraph excerpted from an email I got from the CHL WA state operations manager that says: At our conference we did some work with a consultant around behaviours, engagement, respect and a heap on operational improvement. The session informed new and updated actions for our internal State Operational Plan. I am hoping improvements and benefits will be realised over the coming weeks/months. The consultant provided the material/presentation slides and I am sorry, I don't have a copy to share (as at tonight). The materials/resources were created after the Consultant met with me on a few occasions.
A screenshot of a brief text message exchange dated Monday 20th July 2026 as follows Me at 19:00: can I use you as a reference to apply for your job lmaoooo Them at 19:01: YES! Of course! That would whip them into shape wouldn't it? You'd be so great in a job like that Claire. Although... Do they deserve you? No they don't.
A photo of a medium floof white and brown tabby cat standing on a grey rug in the floor staring at the camera. He is not happy that his family are away and I'm in his house but he isn't bashing me so it's going well.
A photo of a smol black floof cat sitting on a grey rug on the floor staring intently at the camera with her ears back a bit. I'm in her house unsupervised while her family are away and she hasn't decided how to feel about it yet.
A photo of an overcast, rainy evening showing a steady spout of water from a hole in the gutter digging a hole in the dirt below
A cropped screenshot of CHL's Whistleblower Policy as follows: 2. Reporting a disclosure 2.1. To qualify for protections, a Whistleblower must make a disclosure directly to CHL’s eligible recipients, whose role is to receive disclosures. 2.2. Eligible Whistleblowers may report concerns through CHL’s independent whistleblowing service, operated by KMPG Forensic Pty Ltd (“KMPG”), by one of the following methods: • FairCall Hotline: 1800 500 965 • Online: https://www.kpmgfaircall.kpmg.com.au/CHL • Mail: The FairCall Manager, KPMG Forensic, PO Box H67, Australia Square, Sydney NSW 1213. 2.3. Reports to KPMG can be made anonymously and outside business hours. KPMG will triage the report to two CHL nominated eligible recipients of disclosures, being: • The Chief People Officer or Head of People and Culture; and • The Chief Governance Officer.
A cropped screenshot of an email I received from the State Operations Manager of my community housing provider that says "firstly, I wanted to let you know that I have accepted a new position with Outcare and will be finishing with Community Housing Ltd on Tuesday, 21 July 2026."
A high-quality, professional photo of an open plan bedroom from a real estate listing by "The Agency". It's brightly lit with white LEDs and has a mix of modern and classic design and fixtures. For example, there's a rough stone wall with a wood fire stove on one side, and a wall-mounted modern TV next to it. The floor is rustic wood-look laminate with a big green rug, and there's no distinction between the bedroom part and the bathroom part. It's all one big room. In the corner is an open shower, and slightly further into the room is a freestanding, floor-plumbed, modern bath tub. Right next to the bath, like literally within touching distance, is the plush white double bed with floral sheets. This is a cuck bath.
A photo of a brand new toilet sewage pipe going through a red brick wall with bits of brick, concrete, and dried toilet paper from the sewer in the surrounding grass
A screenshot of a text message from my housing provider's WA Operations Manager as follows: I have already arranged the rent concession knowing the essential maintenance items agreed upon had not been completed. I will be home tomorrow afternoon and back in the office on Friday so will get the email update to you (and respond to today's emails with more detail).
A screenshot of an email from my housing provider that says "thanks again for keeping on top of everything and for the regular updates ☺️"
A screenshot of my Centrelink app showing a payment for $1.50 of child care benefit from the Family Assistance Office paid on 2nd July 2026 into my bank account
A photo of a black cat looking down on you from above, scornfully
A photo of a beautiful white long haired cat with beautiful green eyes. She's on a cushion on the couch surveying her domain. In front of her is my crossword book that I put down so I could admire her.
A photo of a white man holding up 3 cigarette packets to form a face out of the health warning pictures on them. The two at the top are of blue eyes forcibly held open with the text "smoking causes blindness". The bottom one is a row of diseased bottom teeth with one missing and a cancerous bottom lip with the text "smoking causes mouth cancer". In composite is bears an uncanny resemblance to Australia comedian Dave Hughes.
A blurry photo of a small black cat with gold eyes taking a step foreward. He has a little pink blep because he just finished sipping water from the cat dournain nearby
A still from The Simpsons season 7 episode 22 "Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in the Curse of the Flying Hellfish". Abe Simpson and Mr Burns are standing in the rain in a cemetery. Mr Burns is under an umbrella looking at Abe who is standing dejectedly in the rain with his pants around his ankles because they fell down. Mr Burns just said "oh Simpson, can't you go 5 seconds without humiliating yourself?" and Abe is about to ask "how long was that?"
A cropped screenshot of a Discord chat dated 10/09/2024 as follows CU_NextTuesday Soon you will be able to stuck a toilet plunger to your head and not be able to easily remove it [radacted] I'll be a pretty unicorn CU_NextTuesday Ye We will get you the finest toilet plunger
A photo of a white aluminium security screen door with a little plastic cat flap in the bottom right corner. Framed by the flap, sitting politely in the concrete path outside in the sunshine, is a white and orange cat focusing his entire brain cell on trying to figure out how this functions as a point of egress.
A photo of a white and orange cat rubbing his nose on the white security screen door from outside because he wants to come inside after a big day of eating grass he's going to choke on later. In the background is some grass. Some is mowed and some isn't because it's growing through the fence gap that's needed fixing for years.
A photo of a wall made of all kinds of Squishmallow plushes that has partially collapsed and there's bodies everywhere. The wall is on the back of a big navy blue armchair. It's all bathed in purple light because I keep my goon cave purple.
A photo of a perfectly polite gentleman of a white and orange cat sitting up politely on the arm of an armchair politely watching to see if there's any sign that you'll be getting up to feed him soon because it's 16:48 and dinner time is 17:00. He definitely didn't just spend 10 minutes hunting anyone in the back yard and hasn't tried to kill anyone ever.
A pair of antique ivory dice but instead of being cubes they're shaped like naked humans on their knees bending forward with their foreheads touching the ground and their hands reaching back to spread their buttcheeks apart to expose their tiny genitals. One has a vulva and the other has a dick and balls. That side is 4, denoted by 4 small dark blue dots (one on each buttcheek and one on the sole of each foot). The side on the left outer thigh is 5 and the other sides can't be seen.
A photo of if a whole automobile was made of two hatchbacks instead of having a front and a back. Both back windows are open and it's parked in a concrete garage. It's like 2 old black 90s Toyota corolla hatchbacks glued together to form a vehicle.
A photo of a coffee cup but instead of being porcelain it's soft, pale pink skin with fine, black body hair like a leg and the cup handle is an ear. There are freckles too. It's sitting on a wooden table outdoors.
A photo of a stove top coffee percolator but instead of being smooth, grey metal it's soft, pale pink skin with fine black body hair like on a sparsely hairy chest. On the bottom there's a little nipple with areola. The spout is lips. There's a normal black handle and it's resting on a wooden table.
Under consideration. Request submitted to DoHW (following discussion with them) on 23/01/2026. Review CHL maintenance budget. February Update: Have sent a follow up request to DHW. Have also included in quote from PM Crew. Quote will be used to inform our Call for Submissions for Community Housing Providers application/paper. I have submitted a briefing paper to internally prioritise this application. It is being tabled on Friday 6 March 2026 (quote details will be available by this date). From there, we will have our early discussion with the Department prior to submitting a formal application. March Update: No repsonse from the Department in relation to water filtration system or air-conditioning (basic liveability improvements). Disappointing. I have included in PM quote request and will try to proceed at least with the filtration system (paid by CHL) in the short term. Have included in my CFS-CHP request also. I won't be able to do both right now but hopefully with the weather easing off we can sort climate control soon. Internal (CHL) approval to proceed with CFS-CHP request received 6 March 2026. Email requesting early engagement sent to the Department 9 March. Acknowledgement received from Department 11 March. Further infromation sent to the Department 18 March. No response or acknowledgement to date. Follow up email sent to the Department 30 March.
A screenshot of an email from my previous CHL Housing Services Manager/Licensee of the WA branch dated 13th August 2019 (the day we were required to vacate by the no-grounds notice of termination): Good afternoon Claire My apologies for not responding to your email sooner however I have been waiting for advice from Department of Communities. We are all in agreement that the property at [redacted] does not suit your needs and requirements, it was for this reason we made the decision to release you both from the Lease Agreement by issuing a 60 Day Notice. It is unfortunate that you have been unable to secure more suitable premises in this time. We do not wish to see you both homeless or unduly stressed and for this reason we will revoke the 60 Days Notice to vacate. In the meantime can you please complete the attached Transfer Request document so we can place you on a Transfer List with CHL. As soon as a more suitable property becomes available we will advise you. Please continue to look for a property yourselves and as previously advised we are more than happy to provide references for you. Regards Lynda
A photo of a white and orange blotches cat sitting on the floor hunched over forwards so he can lick his tummy bracing his hands on either side. He's in the middle of the hardwood floor just in front of the doorway to the hallway like he's putting on some kind of show.
An image of the album cover for Life is Killing my by Type O Negative. It's a flat black background with black all caps text with a neon green glow wrapping around the bottom left corner that says "LIFE IS KILLING ME" and the top right corner that says "TYPE O NEGATIVE". In the centre is a neon green heart monitor beating once then flatlining. There's a parental advisory for explicit language in the bottom right corner.
A photo of a hospital bathroom with old crusty green lino floor, beige ceramic wall tiles, a hospital sink with hand soap dispenser, a beige chipboard counter with a duress alarm button, an old wall mirror, a paper towel bin, and a folding bench. The alarming part is that the water pipes under the sink, which are exposed on the wall, are leaking so badly there's a stream to the floor drain despite the two flat mop heads damming the flow and a wet floor sign blocking access to the sink for hand washing.
A screenshot of a group chat on Discord where my friend sent me a cropped screenshot of the Elder Scrolls Online friends user interface showing me as online. It's attached to a gif of a white and grey cat looking at the camera in absolute disbelief because I haven't logged in for a couple of years. I laugh reacted it
A photo of a white and orange cat in a round, grey, fuzzy cat bed on top of a bookshelf in the front window. It's mildly sunny out and the curtains are open. The cat looks very comfy in his bed, and his left arm is stretched out over the edge of his bed with his toe beans spread out so plebs can kiss his hand in fealty.
A photo with the text "This is Beans. Beans stole a whole rotisserie chicken off the counter. Not a piece. The whole chicken. Beans dragged it under the bed and growled at us for forty minutes. Beans is 9 pounds." The photo is of a black cat viciously guarding a roast chicken she has grasped in both hands with claws out and angry hissy growling face with teefies out and everything. A human hand is tentatively reaching towards the situation occurring on the carpet under a bed with scattered underbed miscellany like cables in the background. It's like a goblin cat in a goblin cave going full goblin over this stolen chicken.
A photo of a white and orange cat getting massaged with the big soft ball attachment on a physiotherapy massage gun on its gentlest setting. He's perched on the arm of a dark blue armchair, his face is like when he gets really good pats with his whiskers out and his eyes all woozy. There's a wall of all kinds of Squishmallows behind him because we're in my nest, and his dad's hand is holding the physio gun. It's his first time getting massaged and he seems to not hate it.
A photo of a white and orange cat in a 2 toned grey cat carrier with a white feliway branded blanket draped over it to cover the sides. He's looking intently out the uncovered wire door with big wide green eyes but his pupils aren't dilated because he's not freaking out, he's just overwhelmed with all the checking he's trying to do in the cat section of the waiting room at the vet.
A photo of a white and orange cat completely turned to liquid spilling out of his fuzzy grey cat bed on top of a bookshelf full of books. The black block out curtains are closed but there's a crack of sunlight beaming through because he piked his head through to watch the street outside. Next to the bookshelf there's a short scratching post with 2 platforms the cat uses as steps to get up on the bookshelf because he's too lazy to jump like a normal cat. He's passed out with his arms and head stretched out over the side of the bed resting on the bookshelf. A taped cricket bat is nearby but he doesn't play.
A cropped screenshot of my most recent 2 month electricity bill covering summer Your account summary Opening balance $45.88 + This bill $727.97 due 01 Apr 2026 = Total $773.85
A photo of a white and orange cat all warm and floppy in a fuzzy grey cat bed on top of a bookshelf in the front window. One of the black curtains is closed but the other is open and the cat is stretching out both arms to press his toe beans against the window pane. It's sunny outside and the glass is warm to the touch.
A 3 litre plastic bottle of pink apple and guava juice sitting on my glass kitchen table. It has sustained a neck injury causing the lid and opening to be folded into the body of the bottle.
A photo of me and my bogan mates, 4 white people in black jeans and t-shirts throwing devil horns and peace sign hand gestures at the camera. We're piled onto an old red car that's been done up for demolition derby with all the glass and trim removed, the bonnet chained shut, and a big air filter on the front. The windscreen is a metal mesh and we're standing in what would have been the back seat under the back window while the driver hangs out what would have been the window of the driver's door. It's parked in the lot of the mechanic's workshop waiting to get loaded on the truck for transport.
A photo of a freshly detailed four wheel drive dual cab ute. Her body paint is black and extra black paint has been applied to the steel side steps and alloy wheel hubs, plus the bull bar on the front is black. She's wearing mud tires with chunky tread like she's a goth girl wearing platform boots. She's my bogan dream ute.
A screenshot of a Bluesky direct message that says "@cblovedones.bsky.social has added you to the 'Cluster B's & Their Apologists" moderation list" with a link to the list. I got this message at 12:34am, which is cool
A fake CD album cover done up in Type O Negative style where the bottom left text that normally says the album name like "October Rust" wraps around the corner saying "Bloody Neck-Holes" and the top right text where the band name would usually say "Type O Negative" wraps around the corner saying "Ped O Philia". Text is overlaid on a black and white close up photo of Robert F Kennedy Jr talking softly and intimately into Donald's Trump's ear.
A photo of the cargo boot of a car with a imprint on the carpet in the shape of if a human was standing at the bumper bracing their hands and upper body on the floor of the boot bent at the waist taking backshots. Or it could have been a huge frog leaving a face imprint for a prank. We'll never know.
A photo of two camels making out but her whole face is inside his mouth
An outdoor photo of a white and orange cat standing over a white person's pale, large, flat foot with a black anklet tattoo staring intently at it to assert dominance while he does battle with the intrusive thoughts that tell him to kill all naan feet (my footprints are shaped like naan bread instead of being shaped like feet because I don't have arches in my feet, my SO calls me Naan Feet). This is taking place on a grey concrete footpath with encroaching sand, crispy yellow dried up grass, and black petrified mulberries. We were trying to have a nice cool sit in the summer evening sea breeze after watering the pot plants at dusk so there is also water on the path under my naan foot. Glad to report that on this occasion my naans emerged from the stand-off unscathed.
A cropped screenshot of an email that says: In the spirit of facetiously reminding each other of things of which we are already well aware; I have attached a pdf copy of the job listing for the position you accepted at CHL and note with interest that the essential criteria included “Understanding of best practice social housing asset management, policy and legislation applying to the community housing and construction industry" in reference to the attached pdf copy of your LinkedIn profile that indicates you have absolutely no experience in the social housing sector whatsoever. Should you require assistance in the interpretation of the laws and policies listed herein I encourage you to get in touch with CHL’s legal services as [redacted] has done in the past when she was having trouble navigating CHL’s liability for maintenance and temporary re-accommodation.
A cropped screenshot of an email that says: Please also note you are not authorized to engage any contractor to perform any work in the property which I would like to remind is not owned by you. There are specific procedures are to be followed by every tenant under Public Housing and this will not be different.
A cropped screenshot of an email I sent to my community housing provider yesterday. It says: Hi [redacted] Apologies for my delayed reply. l've done my spine and I'm so ready for summer to be over, I feel like a baked ham.
A photo of a black cat standing on its back legs all puffed and twisty in murder mode with its claws out, ears back, and a little mouse toy in it mouth
A photo of 3 lemon pigs. They're lemons with little ears sliced into the yellow rind, toothpicks stuck in them for legs, cloves poked into spots at the front above the lemon nub to look like eyes, and a penny stuck in its new mouth. The pig on the left is fresh, moist, and happy. The two pigs on the right are old, shrivelled, brown husks of their former selves
A photo of a roofless outhouse with terracotta tiles and a white porcelain toilet. There is an African elephant poking its head over the back wall with its tusks in the air so its big long nose can get into the toilet bowl for a big long sip of piss. In its enthusiasm it has smashed the seat off the toilet onto the floor in pieces. It looks like its eye is looking at the camera like "what? You obviously don't want it"
The children's book character the very hungry caterpillar on a white background
An image of a plush toy of snorlax the big fat sleepy bear kind of pokemon but he's got neutral ditto face that's just dots for eyes and a live for a mouth because that's what dittos have for a face. Hes kind of having a hard time with his stubby hands in the air because he's been superimposed over a image of some intense fire in the background with text that says "I'm can't". He might have a meltdown, I didn't have meltdown or even cry, I'm so brave.
One white person's right arm is extended, holding in their hand a very awkward white cat with tabby blotches whose tummy up with their front and back legs stretched out like they were a human standing up if they weren't being held like a big banana. Cat is making awkward eye contact with a flat facial expression, probably being interrogated about something. The photo is taken indoors but there is a live chicken walking around in the background for some reason.
A yellow scrub daddy synthetic sponge in the shape of a smiley face sitting in a green plastic 3d printed cradle that's got little feet and a tiny "drainage tube" that's a peepee. It's on the edge of a sink looking very happy peeing water into the sink.
A screenshot that lists the out of stock items from my Coles order due today, one of which is as follows What you ordered Coles water spring natural 10L Ordered: 1 | supplied: 0 No substitute available (no charge) And there's a little pic of the 10 litre plastic box of water
A photo of a pair of white feet cowering away on the opposite side of the big ottoman from Fred, a white and orange blotches cat who is looking at the feet like he wants to bite them and is in ready to strike mode because he does indeed want to bite the feet. Photo is shot from my perspective reclining in my big armchair with my gaming lap desk holding my mouse and keyboard, feet up on the ottoman with a big cat face blanket, purple glowing black pc on the floor, and a big plasma TV showing Baldur's gate 3 taking up a whole narrow desk. There's another bigger desk off to the side covered in a bunch of stuff like sewing mashine, monitor and stand for my laptop, a curtain I'm supposed to be altering etc