Cristobal

@cuntchris.bsky.social

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I swear I’m funnier in person.

A man wears a CTA light-up holiday sweater while standing next to a Christmas tree that is decorated with lights and baubles. There is a decorative fireplace ivehind that has a stocking and books in the fire place.
A average-height guy poses in a mirror in his studio apartment. He is standing with his left arm on a desk and his right arm raised with his phone at face level. His left leg slight in front of his right with his knee slightly bent. His head is tilted back and to the right with a grin. He is wearing light blue jeans, a white tank top, and a pink button-up with embroidered flowers that are white yellow and pink, the shirt is unbuttoned, he also has a salmon pink hat and a pearl necklace.
A light blue Divvy regular bicycle with the back tire torn in half and missing the tire.