Goth Auntie

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Gothic Charm School. Your Goth Auntie and future Vampire Witch Queen. She/Her. Patreon: http://patreon.com/JillianVenters Ko-Fi: http://ko-fi.com/jillianventers

A tabby cat stretched to her full length, pinning my legs to the couch.
An extreme close up of the face of a tabby cat, who is obviously overjoyed that I’m home from traveling.
The strap of a black bodice with pink roses, being taken in with a deliberate arrangement of safety pins.
A goth lady with bright pink hair and giant sunglasses, standing in front of view of Edinburgh. She’s wearing a black and white striped ruffled dress over a black skirt? And leaning on a pink cane. She’s smiling despite the WHY IS IT SO GODDAMN WARM weather.
A screenshot of a post that says: “Sing this to the tune of “Old McDonald”, referring h to the quoted post “I’m so tired sunlight hurts. I am gods mistake”
An image listing the ingredients of Heinz ketchup: tomato conch, vinegar, goddamn high fructose corn syrup, even more fucking corn syrup, salt, spice, onion powder, natural flavoring.
An image of an exhausted Will Graham from the TV show with the text "LET'S TAKE IBUPROFEN TOGETHER" overlaid.
The 7 of Swords card from the Wisdom of Pooh deck, based on the original Winnie the Pooh stories and illustrations. Written next to the card are some notes on possible meanings: Procrastinating Feeling I don’t need anyone else/I don’t deserve help Maneuvering behind the scenes
A golden beige bunny plushie with fangs, wearing an ankh necklace and a bow tie made from the same fabric as the “murder tie” Hannibal wore in the tv series. The bunny is staring straight at the camera, with a frustrated expression on his little fuzzy face. When Clovis Devilbunny is frustrated with your behavior, you know it’s time for some serious introspection.
A picture of celestial and divination -themed decor that will be available at Michaels at the end of June. The return of the 90s blue and gold celestial decor is upon us.
A row of stacks of skirts and petticoats, watched over by a collection of plushy bears, bunnies, and of course, Clovis Devilbunny.
A photo of very pointy fingernails that are painted pale sparkly pink with black ombré tips.
A screencap of a post from Anne Rice (my vampire queen) sharing my review of Prince Lestat.
A b&w photo of two extremely goth people: A tall man in flowing black clothing, and a seated woman with big hair.
Your Goth Auntie, big black hair, red lipstick, white dress. This was taken at the Anne Rice Halloween Ball sometime in ... 1994? Embrace your cliches, folks.
A goth lady in a black dress with pink buttons, worn over a black and white striped skirt, facing a bald man wearing all black. This is your Goth Auntie and Curmudgeonly Uncle Pete in 2009 during the NYC stop of the Gothic Charm School book tour.
An oversized double bow made from a pink, black, and white men’s tie.
Little plush chibi dolls of Will Graham and Hannibal Lecter.
A cat bed and hidey-hole box with a black cat curled up on the padded lid and a tabby cat looking out the hole of the box.
A screenshot of a music marketing website showing the options to save The Vampire Lestat’s upcoming single “Dancing with Myself.
A picture of Will Graham from the TV show Hannibal, with a text box that says "In high school I was voted most likely to be tormented by spirits".
An image of Will Graham from the TV show Hannibal, with a text box saying "Healing can look like anything. For instance I'm about to do something insane".
Cover art for Interview with the Vampire done as a “clinch” romance cover, with a vampire in full traditional Bela Lugosi costume, holding a swooning woman. Because sure, let’s trick people into thinking this book is a traditional bodice ripper romance novel.
A photo of Clovis Devilbunny, a very fuzzy and charming vampire bunny.
A card from the Halloween tarot, showing a woman sitting up in bed, covering her face with her hands. Nine bats flutter around her, while a black cat sits in front of her, trying to be consoling.
An image of Will Graham from the TV show Hannibal, looking haunted and miserable, with text from Tumblr user funkies: "I'm too cute for 90% of the shit i go thru"
Three rosaries with different pendants; one is a black jeweled perfume vial, and the other two are ankhs. The tarot card The Magician is in the upper right corner.
A rosary with white glass beads with centers of pink roses. The crucifix has been replaced with a coffin-shaped perfume locket.
A photo of a very handsome and weird man and his daughter.
A picture of a hand with extremely pointy nails, painted with dark red glittery tips shading into a pale ivory at the base.
A black and white striped teacup containing cocoa and marshmallows. Next to it is a pink and white napkin with two digestives biscuits.
The face of a sleepy tabby cat. This means I’m stuck on the couch for a while.
A picture of Hugh Dancy as Will Graham from the show Hannibal. There is a text box, attributed to frenchieslute, with the words: ohhh *nods sagely* i see. i’ve gone insane
A silver charm bracelet filled with moons, hearts, keys, lockets, vials, coffins, and bats.