CurlzMT

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proud Tamagotchi mom (she/her)

Photo of my cat Theo licking a plate of salmon Churu.
Photo of my grandma standing next to a bouquet of balloons. Light from one of the gold foil balloons is reflecting onto her face and giving her a golden glow.
Compilation of several whimsical 1940s advertisements for propeller beanies.
Video of Inxi Holmlund vogueing in a Sailor Moon costume from the Streetstar 2013 vogue femme finals.
Photo of a monarch butterfly with spread wings sitting on a flower in my yard.
Product photo of the J Dream gacha toy "Living with Cats" series, which includes mini cat toys, a litterbox, a cat tree, etc. The cat pictured in the corner looks a lot like my cat Theo.
Product photo of a series of Zojirushi rice cooker and toaster oven minifigs.
Some products on the J Dream website, including "Let's experiment! Science mascot" and "Joyful Squeeze Cat."
Photo of the artist sitting next to a Ronaldo statue, displayed on a truck bed, with weirdly over-defined musculature and crotch bulge, doing the "shhh!" gesture.
Press release from Furnari's website titled "Take Us to Mars!" where he rambles about his expertise in thermal tiles and how to install them in SpaceX rockets
Photo of the sculptor and some women posing next to a 12 foot high statue of Ronaldo doing a "shhh" gesture.
Photo of the statue of Charlie Kirk seated next to the sculptor, looking all kinds of fucked up.
Speech bubble meme where it's Ian MacKaye saying Penny's post.
Photo of a bowl of homemade pad woon sen, a Thai glass noodle stir fry made with mixed vegetables and shrimp.
Photo from MSN showing 2-year-old Moo Deng standing next to a special display of Thai fruit sculpture.
Illustration of Daria from Daria making her classic neutral and kinda grumpy facial expression.
Drawing of Mametchi, a Tamagotchi, happily typing on an old school CRT monitor desktop computer.
Product photo of the Kong ZoomGroom brush, a molded silicone rubber brush shaped like a cat.
Photo of my cat Theo lying on his side about to rub his face on the Zoom Groom cat brush in my hand.
"The odds of eczema increased with greater PM2.5 concentration in this large, diverse, adult American cohort. Ambient air pollution is an environmental hazard that influences inflammatory skin disease, suggesting possible targeted interventions."
Product photo of a new Hair Salon Series Labubu that has a white blunt cut with bangs, similar to Sia's wig.
A Spotify playlist that displays if you cancel Spotify. The title is "Goodbye for now :(" and the track names spell out, "If you leave us now you'll take away the biggest part of us"
Photo of a bowl of homemade risotto with zucchini and lemon.
Screenshot from Weather Underground showing a "hazardous" 416 AQI.
Screenshot from the Weather Underground app showing that the current Air Quality Index in my area is 416, "Hazardous."
Photo of the sky over my neighbor's yard. The sky is tinted yellow and the sun is orange even though it's several hours before sunset.
A weird Photoshopped illustration of meats being smoked inside a smoker with flames in the background.
Photo of a DIY jellyfish creature. It has a decoupaged plastic cup body, googly eyes and curly gold ribbons for tentacles.
Photo of a bobtail squid flopped over on the floor of its tank with its tentacles in the air, looking exhausted.
Photo of a DIY pink octopus decoration. The body is a decoupaged plastic cup with googly eyes and the legs are pipe cleaners.
Photoshop of a picture of Solid Snake hiding under a cardboard box with a speech bubble below him. Inside the speech bubble is a screenshot of a usage example from a Japanese/English dictionary that says, "Danbōru no naka ni kakureru. / I'll hide inside the cardboard box."
Screenshot from a 90s video about children’s party makeup showing a child in clown makeup and a ruffle collar giving a “what are you gonna do?” shrug. Bottom text says, “The Clown.”
Photo of a miniature bowl of udon keychain resting in its plastic capsule.
POV photo: I am holding a miniature cardboard full of purple yams that I got from a Japanese capsule toy.
Photo of my cat Theo flopped over on his side because it's too hot.
'Clinical description: Symptoms of cyclosporiasis may vary, but the most common is often watery diarrhea with frequent and sometimes “explosive” bowel movements. Other common symptoms can include loss of appetite, weight loss, increased gas, abdominal cramps and/or bloating, nausea, and fatigue. Less commonly, some patients have reported vomiting, body aches, headache, and a low-grade fever or other “flu-like” symptoms.'
'A cyclospora infection causes a number of symptoms, including nausea, fatigue, bloating, and "explosive, watery diarrhea." Anyone who has had diarrhea before might wonder, as I have, about the use of adjectives here. Isn't all diarrhea, by dint of its sudden onset and dilute, spattering consistency, a kind of explosion? Is "explosive" just sensationalist framing by a failing news industry greedy for clicks? I regret to inform you that cyclospora diarrhea truly does live up to its name. The clinical description of its symptoms include "frequent and sometimes 'explosive' bowel movements."'
Clip from the intro to Nathan for You in which Nathan says, "My name is Nathan Fielder, and I graduated from one of Canada's top business schools with really good grades."
Screenshot from a breakdancing video with text onscreen that says “Nasty Grampus.”
The cover of David Icke's Children of the Matrix, "the most comprehensive explanation ever written of the Reptilian manipulation of human society."
Photo of a quilt from the Gees Bend collection made with an irregular stripe/block patchwork design.
'Closing the gender gap now seems to be an official electoral strategy for Democrats. A couple of months ago, I got a call from a party operative who pitched a story on the Democrats’ effort to “win back the manosphere.” The operative ran through a list of a half dozen candidates in key House districts who “are engaging culturally in male spaces”—a bit of gobbledygook that I took to mean “manly men,” or perhaps “guy’s guys,” but that also reflects the sort of anthropological distance that points to the depth of the party’s problem. After all, an ironworker probably wouldn’t describe himself as “engaging culturally in male spaces.”'
POV photo: I am holding a tumbler of the Sore Tummy Cocktail with ice and a slice of lemon on the rim of the glass.
Paparazzi photo of Julia Fox walking down the street wearing a suit jacket, grey Diesel underwear with no pants, and fluffy faux-fur shoes.
Photo of Cookie Monster doing a confident finger-point.
Photo of me lying down with my cat Theo sitting on my chest. Theo is looking at the camera and winking.
Photo of a furry blue toy bear-rabbit thing. She is wearing a polka dot skirt and has a pearl necklace with a gumball charm.
Meme of Leonardo DiCaprio pointing at the TV in recognition from "Once Upon a Time in Hollywood."
Photo of a tortilla heaped with rice, beans, fajita stuff, cilantro and avocado.
Speech bubble meme: it's Werner Herzog saying Catbus' post
"In the English language, the Romani are widely known by the exonym Gypsies (or Gipsies),[92] which is considered a pejorative by some Romani due to its connotations of illegality and irregularity, as well as its historical use as a racial slur.[93][94][95] In the United Kingdom, the term Gypsies is preferred by many of the Kale and Romanichal, and is used to refer to them in official documentation.[96][97][98] The attendees of the first World Romani Congress in 1971 unanimously voted to reject the use of all exonyms for the Romani, including Gypsy.[94] The exonym Tsigani and its variants are commonly used in Central and Eastern Europe, particularly in the Balkans. However, this term can also be considered a pejorative.[99]"
Photo of a bowl of broiled fajita steak, peppers and onions.
Image of Dale Cooper from Twin Peaks with the, "Every day, once a day, give yourself a present" monologue superimposed in fancy text.
Ad that says, "Put a Paperclip in Your Charging Port, Here's Why"
Photo of my neighbor's hedge covered in weeds and Canadian moonseed vine.