Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets)

@cursed.monster

2745 Followers 1780 Following

Computer necromancer/vivisectionist, spoiler of grain, electromagnetic wave wrangler. Has strong opinions, weakly held. Pronouns (he/him) in bio, always antifascist.

Google Al Overview: I couldn't agree more. Why shouldn't you keep it? After all, you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to be fond of it. (Instagram • kcgrifant) If you are thinking of hanging on to that item, embracing a new project, or finally treating yourself, there is really no reason to hold back! [slightly faded] To channel your inner Bilbo Baggins before you… [Show more]
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The logo for Marathon 2, ablaze
Same image as the above, but with a very large Saddam Hussein silhouette added to the Yoon Cave
Note taped over a blue computer screen with a hand-drawn Windows-style alert box, with title bar “This is real.” and content which reads: ⚠️ System report: Everything is fine. Nothing is ruined. [ok button]
Scene from Goodfellas where Tommy (Joe Pesci) is getting made
McGregor - back for the first time since breaking his leg five years ago - lasted just 69 SECONDS in his controversial comeback.
The extreme power users definitely tipped the scales, as just two percent of them in the fiction category were responsible for more than 80 percent of the conversations. And our "Doki Doki Literature Club!" pregnancy fetishist was the king of them all.
Tweet from “Matt Stoller (@matthewstoller.bsky.social) Being smeared as a sexist for expressing populist views brings me back. Makes me feel young again. Quoted tweet from “Scott Lemieux” (@lemieuxIgm.bsky.social) 2d ago: I don't even think you can say the misogyny is subtextual at this point. It's just the text Screenshot of tweet from “Matt Stoller” (@matthewstoller): Graham Platner represents a rejection of Dem HR lady politics 5:02 PM • Jun 5, 2026 • Everybody can reply
Handwritten letter reading: Dear [redacted], Thank you for the really amazing incisor you left for me. It’s going to be the perfect thing to add to my SWORD TO KILL SANTA!!! As you know, incisors are great for cutting things, like meat and *armor*. I only hope Santa’s husband hasn’t finished that suit of incisor-proof armor yet! Anyway, in lieu of the standard payment, I’ve left 5 subway tokens for the Philadelphia subway and a key to my hidden lair beneath City Hall so you can come see the sword next time you’re in Philly. Don’t bring Gritty. Ha ha ha ha ha, - [drawing of a tooth face with horns] (the evil tooth fairy) Accompanying the letter is a packet of SEPTA tokens and an unusual looking key for a bike lock.
Images only of the Simpsons’ “worst day of your life so far” meme
A picture of BoJack Horseman, a man with the head of a horse
Movie poster for Laser Mission, featuring Brandon Lee and Debi Monahan, plus Ernest Borgnine in a diamond.
AliExpress front page, featuring two rubber devices in women’s mouths that make them look like blow-up dolls, and an artificial floppy memory foam stick of butter?
Josie of Josie and the Pussycats, saying “I want a vintage tee… and Heath Ledger.”
Tweet from “wint” (@dril): joke's on you; i actually love being body slammed by one dozen perfect wrestlers. and my mouth isn't filled with bloodm, it's victory wine 23:53 on 4/27/14
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Polyvinylidene fluoride molecule diagram, featuring an alarming amount of fluorine
“Generation lead” graph: Distribution of childhood blood lead levels (ug/dL) by age in the United States, 2015 (graph shows a large red spot indicating the highest levels of blood lead levels in Gen X kids)
Tweet from “Deor” (@Deor): People always say cyclists need to be more afraid of cars, because in a collision, the car wins. It doesn't have to be like that. We can _both_lose. [picture of a bike with a 17 lb propane canister strapped to the panniers]
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Skeet from “Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice...” (@names...) 14m ago: protip: it is infinitely better to say nothing and let people think you're an idiot than to keep on posting and prove them right Quoted skeet from “shakeystephens.bs...” (@shake...) 15m ago: Quite happy to defend a paedophile
Joe Pesci, from Goodfellas, about to get made
Weather app screen for Washington, DC at 19:57 showing a severe thunderstorm watch until 23:00 with a 65% chance of thunderstorms around sundown.
Weather app screen for Washington, DC at 19:57 showing a severe thunderstorm watch until 23:00 with a 65% chance of thunderstorms around sundown.
Cowboy Bebop end title, saying “SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY…”
John Madden, looking disappointed
Austin Powers holding a Swedish-made penis pump
An 8-can box of Kirkland organic diced tomatoes, looking like a fridge beer pack
Excerpt from Going Postal, by Terry Pratchett: “…that, it was why farmers grew crops and fishermen trawled nets. Oh, you could do it all by magic, you certainly could. You could wave a wand and get twinkly stars and a fresh-baked loaf. You could make fish jump out of the sea already cooked. And then, somewhere, somehow, magic would present its bill, which was always more than you could afford.”
Master Shake, yelling at Meatwad: “I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this!”
dril tweet: joke's on you; i actually love being body slammed by one dozen perfect wrestlers. and my mouth isn't filled with bloodm, it's victory wine
Poster for Ang Lee’s HULK
Scene from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, with Dracula saying “What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets.”
THE MYTH OF MAKING THINGS My Brain: I consent Tablet and drawing pad: I consent Also my Brain for some reason: I don’t! Isn’t there somebody you forgot to ask?
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Mary Worth, yelling into a cell phone, saying “IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL”
The Just Kidding Star [picture of a grinning anthropomorphic star] Put this Star in your post when you’re just kidding, so that [crudely inserted: the Feds] know if you’re just joking around
Opening of the Rumble scene from West Side Story, with the Sharks staring down the Jets, one of whom is holding a basketball.
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Two orange glowing ingots of plutonium, captioned “It’s so fucked up that plutonium just looks like this. It could be orange flavored and we would never know. It could be delicious.”
A generated Star Trek: The Next Generation episode title screen, reading “Damn It, Barclay”
Waffle House sign style saying “oh so you hate pancakes”
Xzibit, grinning
A skeleton holding a torch and a scroll reading “Lord help me, I’m back on my bullshit”
VeggieTales poster featuring a smiling Bob the Tomato, reading “God’s love has limits”
A VGCats comic featuring a cat dressed as Link in a straitjacket, grinning madly in a padded room upon whose walls “Hey! Listen!” is written over and over.
Simpsons scene: worst day of your life *so far*
Morpheus, wearing sunglasses, captioned “what if I told you/a really funny joke”
A box of Colon Blow cereal, made primarily of wood shavings (“The HIGH Fiber Cereal”/“Incredibly HIGH in FIBER”/“WARNING: May cause abdominal distention. Consult a physician.”)
The new Teddy Ruxpin in the dark, eyes lit up like an electric demon.
The new Teddy Ruxpin, with a sleep mask strapped on its face covering the eyes.
The cover of Frankenstein Makes A Sandwich, by Adam Rex, featuring Frankenstein’s monster holding together an approximately 3-foot-tall sandwich and preparing to eat it.
Image-based captcha containing nine pictures of most of Rene Magritte’s “The Treachery of Images”, captioned “Please click each image containing a pipe/If there are None, click Skip”
Scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail: “That burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp!”
The ceiling of the Joseph Meyerhoff Symphony Hall in Baltimore, featuring many acoustic reflectors that look exactly like giant flat-head screw heads.