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I'm Ty, here to have a gay old time. He/they Comics/games/nerd shit, but like in a positive way. Lately obsessing over Pokemon and comics.

Sheldon, a chicken hiding in an eggshell, his chicken legs poking out the bottom of an egg
@PopBase on Twitter Troye Sivan reveals that his upcominf album was inspired by the sudden death of a man who he had been having an on-again off-again relationship with foe many years. [Picture of troye sivan in black and white. Hes a blonde white twink] Reply @urinator_ LINDSEY GRAHAM?????
Flower by Anne Truitt The sculpture is a tall, rectangular column with a uniform shape and smooth surfaces. It is colored in a soft, peach-like hue that maintains its consistency across the entire structure. The material appears to be a solid and likely polished surface. The sculpture stands upright and directly on the floor, providing a simple, modern appearance when viewed directly from the front or side. The clean lines and unembellished design give it a presence that is both understated and commanding, allowing it to stand out in an otherwise plain environment.
Tweet @Mimi_zima I love being gay I'll be like "She's a motherfucking international sensation. She's not your average showgirl." And we're talking about like Mega Stamie from Pokémon
A screenshot of a tweet birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights I am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me?
Wiimotionplussy.bsky.social Best of the best Those who dont deserve to be lost in the sauce of my 2k-following skyline
Chuck, Emerson Cod, and Ned the Pie Maker who can wake the dead (but only for 1 minute)
Grey and hotnpink book cover. Image is of 4 purple raptors dressed like human teenagers in a telephone booth making a call Text reads R.L.Stine Goosebumps CALLING ALL CREEPS Just dial 555-CREEP!
Britney Spears from the gimmie more music video. Text reads gimmie gimmie (noir)
m not falling for that hot take. That’s clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion
2 panels from a comic. First one is a dog looking into a mirror thinking "and where did that other dog come from?" Second one cuts closer up, the dog is thinking "who is he?" From gunshowcomic.com
A book cover with a womans back and a picture of Jim Varney as Ernest on her back shoulder. The Girl with the Ernest Tattoo by Stieg Larsson
A 4-way display at Wal-mart of Skittles and M&M's. Shown are 2 graphic pa els with ads displaying skittles and the red M&M wearing a patriotic hat. The panel is light blue with a striped ribbon & white text on both.
Cable sitting in a restaurant booth across from Sunfire and Jubilee. Cable is crammed in that booth
Bishop, a black man with a goatee/mustache combo and a big M tattooed over 1 eye saying "We got to get the X-men back to the '90s."
Tweet @Mimi_zima I love being gay I'll be like "She's a motherfucking international sensation. She's not your average showgirl." And we're talking about like Apocalypse from X-men
Elisa art card
A picture from Bob's burgers of the back of Bob and Linda's head, theyre sitting at the top of a ferris wheel at night. Text reads July
Drag queen alyssa edwards saying "I smell a stunt"
you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love Album cover depicting Olivia Rodrigo, wearing a pink dress, hangs upside down from a swing under the blue sky
Poster for the film Nope It depicts a horse being sucked into a cloud against a night sky
Left: Teddy from Bob's Burgers. A white man with scruff in a blue button up and a black cap. Hes holding a paper bag. Right: Sergeant William Fontaine de la Tour Dauterive from King of the Hill. A white man in a wife beater with a mostly bald head, what little hair he has is brown. He's holding a can of beer They are both husky men
Jenna Maroney, a blonde actress, saying "Liz, I heard Amy Adams saved a stabbing victim using stuff she learned on her flop medical show" to a non-famous
A screenshot of super smash brothers, its the end of a match and instead of saying GAME! The text reads GAY!
A bag of dill pickle chips. The bag is bright green & white with a picture of potatoe chips & dill pickles on it
Scry-baby, a film by john waters A woman in a pink outfit is laying on her back, legs up the side of the image. Behind her is a photo portrait of a greaser, a guy with slick hair and a leather jacket. Hes crying a single tear
Two dogmen laying in bed, one is shirtless, both are chunky, one says "this is my dream date"
Botched restoration of religious statues in brazil leaves residents gagging for more
Botched religious statuary but make it gaggy
Moe holding up a picture of the green reflecting pool in Washington DC. He says "yeah, not no more it ain't"
Little girl with glutter eye shadow and purple lipstick
Mega Staraptor Pokedex page
Part of a pokemon loado g acreen
A sign for mountain dew dunkers, a mt dew donut?
A blonde woman says to a man "these gays, theyre trying to murder me. Mi capice?" the man responds back "Si, I am also gay" she grimaces and then it cuts to a boat with 3 gay guys smiling and waving at her while up beat string music plays.
Fuckboi emoji. An emoji with an eye half closed, biting his lip and stroking his chin. Wearing a backwards hat
Suzie Toot with Link's hat. Navi isnalso there (with Kori Kings face on her)
He's not the love of your life Hes lite rally just a guy Hit him with your car
Starry background with the word "Root" in the center with a gradiant rainbow colored font. The 2 Os overlap.
4 red trays with qhite text, the text reads: Organic, pantry favorites perfefcted (sic)
A meme of a Godzilla game where a woman is saying "go ahead and destroy the whole of London Godzilla. Make the people happy"
A poster for We WAAAUGHT a Zoo, a play on We Bought a Zoo. The characters faces are replaced by Waluigi, Wario, baby Waluigi, and Boshi from Super Mario RPG is in the distant background
Two adult women walking a line of9 children. One woman is at the start of the line, one at the end, everyone isbholding on to a walking rope so the kids dont wander off
Ice Rider Calyrex
A bald man in glasses, Tobias, and his Blonde wife, Lindsay from Arrested Development are talking. Tobias says "AI in film is huge these days, despite massive unpopularity." Tobias and Lindsay Funke discussing and Lindsay asks "Did it ever work for these people?" to which Tobias answers "No. It never does. I mean these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might. But......it might work for us."
Anna Faris should get to hunt Chris Pratt for sport
A single black canister with a black cap and a black round sticker on top. The sticker depicts a nose wafting in a smell. The sticker is scented (the smell is hard to describe, like a clean pladtic smell? Its car air freshener)
An array of blue canisters with black caps and a blue round sticker on top. The sticker is light blue and depicts a nose wafting in a smell. The sticker is scented (it smells like new car)
Sirenetta Will Return In Avengers: Doomsday
Poster for K-pop demon hunters but the text reads "what in the gentrified k-pop demon hunters?"
Part of a muddy AI image, the focus is a red sticker that reads "lack punis" theres also a drawing of what Inassume is a dragon in yellow above that?
Anna Faris should get to hunt Chris Pratt for sport but in Zelda font