Now in Germany CursedMaps

@cursedmaps.bsky.social

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A lover of flags and maps. Gender is a fuck. Alphabet connoisseur. Minnesotan in Germany Languages: 🇨🇦/🇩🇪(B1). My beloved: https://bsky.app/profile/tikkirej.com

Photo of Lyndon B. Johnson aka LBJ
YouTube thumbnail stating: What Magyar means for Europe. It includes a picture of the new president or Prime Minister of Hungary Magyar. Uploaded by TLDR News EU
Train called Rocketman with tracks under the water. The train's front is shaped more like a missile or drill with a big WW2 styled face paint
Flag of Minnesota as the flag I am trying to purchase, labeled for some reason "Color: Minnesota". The alternate flag options are the Bisexual Flag, the pirate flag of Blackbeard (not the One Piece one), the Republic of Georgia, the Fire Department, the Free Republic of Syria, the Trans flag, and the Zapatista flag
Tom watched Peking Opera Blues, rated it 5 Stars Tealightjay watched Psycho Goreman, rated it 4 stars Kriss watched Mothra vs Godzilla, rated it 4 stars Bendi watched A Minecraft Movie, rated it 0 stars Tectulus watched Collateral, rated it 4 stars Adfafla watched Dead Poet's Society, rated it 4 and a half stars
Minecraft witch
Poster for the movie "Olsen-Banden"
YouTube video of a Chasing limestone arch in the Sahara labeled Chad. My comment reads "The choice of choosing extremely generic and cheap travel vlog music for this is kinda insane. Like actively ruining these amazing shots and comes off as profoundly soulless. I am inherently judging the people who went on this trip as being barely sentient purely on the vibes the music is giving me"
Isometric video game field that looks like a virtual board game with mecha miniatures indicating the various character's mechs. One of the mechs is highlighted and has a screen with various commands which also includes a character portrait and name. Pictured is a pasty ass white person-of-indiscriminate-gender in a regal mech plugsuit (based honestly) with in big font saying "Reni Milchstraße". I hope if you are using a screen reader that it has the ability to read out German correctly or at the very least the eszett letter. Let's test it out, "Es ist so kalt in Minnesota. Der Schnee ist zu viel! Es ist traurig"
Indian man in an green super suit with a cape and mask with a lightning logo on his chest and electricity pouring out of him. Quite dapper. He is standing next to 2 electric rickshaws, a three-wheeled vehicle with one wheel up front and 2 at the back. One rickshaw has a truck bed and the other has a covered bed
Project X Zone 3DS box
Fairchild Channel F
Magnavox Odyssey 2
Wolf guy goes absolutely ham punching the shit out of a single crab
I am playing the fighting game Rivals of Aether 2 as Wrastor the bird man about to fall off the stage and my friend playing Zetterburn the lion man jumps off-stage and accidentally kills himself a second before he was about to win the game by default
Topographic map of Great Britain and Ireland
Unfinished map of the UK and Channel coastline
Working in progress of a map called "Map of the United Bourbon Empire". Nothing else is particularly shown since it is a cropped WIP. It is instead focused on the description of the map which is a comical number of illegible paragraphs of text labeled "description"