CursèdZebra

@cursedzebra.bsky.social

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40+ • Non-binary • What the fuck are They talking about/is She serious? • Disabled • Neurodivergent • Artist • D&D • F1 • Pig Stacking Champion 📍 UK

3 CD Metallica Albums: Ride the Lightning, Master of Puppet, ...And Justice for All
5 furbies of different colours being shown my phone and looking on in expressions of wide eyed and open mouthed amazement.
Image from The Simpsons. The cover of a comic book called BICLOPS - a glass wearing superhero punching an American football player and saying "That's for making me cry!"
I have one of the comic books. I am looking forward to the film. Felicia has been streaming the series on twitch this week but I haven't been able to catch any of it unfortunately.
CD Album: One Fierce Beer Coaster by The Bloodhound Gang
fulsome /ˈfʊls(ə)m/ adjective 1. complimentary or flattering to an excessive degree. "the press are embarrassingly fulsome in their appreciation"
Photo of my TV showing Formula One and Kimi Antonelli on the podium. The subtitles read "cars. (ITALIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM)"
A poor quality zoomed in picture of Jimothy the raccoon running across some grass, looking like the adorable little cryptid that he is. One leg is stretched out behind him, one leg is stretched out in front of him, and one legnis holding him up. Where is the 4th leg? Who knows.
A pencil drawing of Jimothy, the internet's favourite short bodied raccoon. Also pictured is the HB mechanical pencil that I drew it with.
The "So you agree" scene from mean girls . Regina George with her arms crossed, leaning across the table and smiling.
A labour promotional image that originally said "JOBS JOBS JOBS JOBS JOBS JOBS" but which I have crossed out and written many additional slogans that Starmer used during his time, until I got bored and stopped. They are all written in different fonts. Slogans include "Take back our streets" "Families" "Get Britain building" "Switch on great British energy" "Pro business" "Solutions not Slogans" " and others which are now unreadable.
A person in the stands of a sporting event holding up a hand written sign that says "I JUST HOPE BOTH TEAMS LOSE"
Benoit Blanc in Glass Onion, looking annoyed and incredulous about this entire situation.
Jessica Fletcher sitting at a typewriter and talking into an old fashioned telephone, with a speech bubble above her head.
The digital thermometer in my bedroom showing that it is currently (11:30pm) 27°c and 50% humidity
A transparent yellow record disc sitting on my silver audio technica record player
Leonard Nimoy in The Simpsons beaming out because his work here is done
CD Album, 'Bitchin' by The Donnas. The cover of which is a leather clad bum.
Me showing my phone to 2 Furbies, who look shocked and appalled at what they just saw
F1 driver Fernando Alonso sitting in a fold out chair with his feet propped up on his helmet. He's looking towards the camera over his shoulder and looks depressed.
A Yamaha compact separate hifi system - Tuner/receiver, CD player, and mini-disc player. It is made of brushed stainless steel. Also pictured some shelves of CDs, some vinyl records, and a furby.
Balatro screenshot showing my stats Best Hand: 3.775e19 Highest Round: 43 Highest ante: 16 Most played hand: flush [6358] Most money: 418 Best win streak: 4 [1] Progress: 90% Collection: 100% Challenges: 100% Joker stickers: 66% Deck stake wins: 94%
A video showing a round of Balatro
Video showing a round of Balatro
A video playing a hand of Balatro
Balatro screenshot. I'm at ante 12. My jokers are Canio, Triboulet, Pareidolia, Brainstorm, Canio. There is an invisible joker for sale in the shop.
White text on a black background in the style of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - "Keir gets a divorce"
The mannequin from the 'stonks' meme in Keir Starmer's haircut and a fancy suit that it clearly didn't pay for, stood at a lectern with the government coat of arms on it. Behind is a big red arrow zig zagging down to zero, and lots of red negative numbers. In front is the word "FRENSIC" in the style of a Dark Souls death message.
Tweet by Adam Schwarz (blue tick): "Starmer's leadership had plenty of problems, unforced errors and epically failing to communicate the really good work that his government has done. But the "worst PM ever" and fury he's faces is insanely disproportionate and shows how vulnerable Labour PMs are to disinfo campaigns if they don't accept govt."
A photo of my TV showing Ted's Qualifying Notebook on Sky F1. An engineer is pushing a trolly, on which is a black box about 2 feet square, labelled 'Spare Car'
Bane from the Harley Quinn animated series, with a partial speech bubble above his head, implying he is saying the above post.
Ex Formula 1 driver Yuki Tsunoda standing on the grass of a football pitch, with his arms in the air, holding a microphone, and wearing a big black puffy coat. This image shows him from the chest upwards.
A picture of me, wearing a red baseball hat that has a version of the Ferrari logo, but instead of the usual black horse, there is the weird mishaped honse meme, and the word Honse in a cursive script.
A close cropped screenshot of the F1 timing tower that just shows LIN BOR
A panel from a black and white comic of 2 smartly dressed men carrying briefcases and wearing hats, both waving to each other and saying "SAME HAT!!" I would like to credit the creator of this comic, but cannot find an artist to credit..I did search!
Barney from the Simpsons, drinking from a wine glass, and saying "It begins!" as his hair changes from combed and tidy to disheveled
A version of the Anglia TV logo/flag in the non-binary pride colours The picture has a grainy, slightly wobbly texture like scanlines on an old analogue TV.
A version of the Anglia TV logo/flag in the rainbow gay pride colours The picture has a grainy, slightly wobbly texture like scanlines on an old analogue TV.
A Guinea Fowl Aloa in a black pot by a window. Growing from it there is a small stem a few inches long with a bud at the end.
Some CD albums in folding card cases. Fight Like a Girl by Emilie Autumn Tanta Furia by Birdeatsbaby The Open Door by Evanescence The Clash Hits Back by The Clash
Some of my CDs in shiny new cases. Garbage by Garbage Drink Me by Queenadreena Speak and Destroy by My ruin (plus card slip case) And and a spare empty case.
Screenshots from the show Game Changer, where Brennan is looming over his lectern menacingly and monologuing angrily about why he is losing the game. "You would think in a game with only 2 possible correct choices that one would stumble into the right answer every so often, wouldn't you?!"
Simpsons gif, a crowd cheering "Someone else! Someone else! Someone else!"
The cover of Love Sick Pleasure by Daisy Chainsaw, which is sort of surrealist painting of members of the band with long, thin, bendy limbs, and surrounded by a number of small elongated zebras
A video looking at the cover of a record while the music plays. Love Sick Pleasure by Daisy Chainsaw
Stick figure drawing meme: a stick figure representing Starmer: "I'm going to put Britain at the heart of Europe" Group of people representing Europe: Huddled together separate from the first figure and ignoring him. One of them leans out to give a thumbs up with 😐 face, then goes back to the group, who are still huddled together ignoring him.
Homer Simpson, laying in bed, with just an angry pair of eyes and his nose peeking out from under the covers
Screenshot of a ploopy trackball with the title "it's just a great ball."
Old twitter screenshot "in a world where big data threatens to commodity our lives,. telling online surveys that i "Don't know" what pringles are constitutes Heroism. - @dril 09/11/2018
A Vinted screenshot listing a 'blessed purple pen' which looks like it is from the cheapest bargain store pack of felt tip pens you could buy - BUT the listing says "bought 2016 - recently released by a prophet". Priced £3 plus fees and postage.
A sketchy drawing of a Zebra except that it is in the shape of the weird honse meme. It was drawn with black fine liners alcohol markers.
A photo of me wearing a red cap with what looks like a Ferrari logo on it, but instead of the black horse it's the mishapen honse meme.
A black t-shirt with the words "BWOAH" - Kimi Raikkonen" on it, except I have covered the name Raikkonen with a black piece of card with Antonelli written on it in white marker.
Bluesky screenshot showing that @lasfbsky.bsky.social has been blocked by the 'Followers of Jesse Singal' blocklist
Screenshot for the profile of one of the loser devs of this website, who has blocked me for being an AI hater. But jokes on him, I already had him blocked using an AI/NFT/crypto blocklist .
Girlfriend Material, by Lauran Hibberd - A sky blue vinyl record sitting on my silver record player, with rays of gorgeous spring sun shining onto it.
Digital drawing of one of my D&D characters from a few years ago, called Vanta. She is a pale skinned elf with grey eyes and black hair with white streaks in it. Half of her head is backlit by a bright multicoloured aurora, and half is surrounded by a black and purple shadowy aura. Drawn using Infinite Painter for Android