Christian

@cwwilkie.org

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ACES-certified editor, dissident, void-screamer, liability multiplier, localthink. #slogan #slogan #bumpersticker

Christian stands with arms crossed, wearing a gray baseball cap embroidered in white with the word Stet!, a green T-shirt, and showing a tattoo of a tiny warrior formed out of typographical marks, a remnant of SPOGG, the Society for the Promotion of Good Grammar.
A limping man can ride a horse, a handless man can herd, a deaf man can fight and win. It's better even to be blind than fuel for the funeral pyre; what can a dead man do?
The Andy Kaufman robot from Heartbeeps, the Robin Williams robot from Millennial Man, and Chucky.
Their Instagram bio advertises: Eversteel Cutlerys Premium knives Forged swords Warrior shields Legendary helmets
Marketing strategy for EverSteel with logo options, sample sets, features, and social media links.
A ribeye steak covered in mushrooms and onions with a side of steakhouse potato salad from Aldi.
Ribeye steak with mushrooms and onions, buttered corn on the cob, and a baked potato on a stoneware plate.
Panoramic shot of Lake Itasca, right where it flows through the weeds to form a calm pool that runs over the first set of rocks as a stream on its way to becoming a massive river.
A hasty stencil job on a square of pavement. It features a butterfly and says "A neighbor was taken here. Abolish ICE"
A disembodied hand holding a possibly recyclable pouch of RYZE mushroom coffee. Graphics indicate it contains lion's mane for focus, king trumpet for vitality, reishi for mood support, cordyceps for stamina, shiitake for immunity, and turkey tail for gut health.
A serving platter with grilled asparagus, marinated mushrooms, grilled zucchini, and marinated chicken breasts.
Expressionist portrait of a beautiful curvy brunette in a form fitting wool suit.
Christian's wife and niece hug on the shore of a lake at sunrise.
Charles Nelson Reilly as Uncle Croc, Jonathan Harris as Basil Bitterbottom, and Alfie Wise as Mr. Rabbit Ears.
An insulated to-go coffee cup. It is printed with doodles (waves of water, a match, stars, a sprouting plant) and the repeated phrase "fuel your curious."
Christian mercilessly draws a bow across a tagelharpa.
A book opened to Baldrs draumar from the Prose Edda. Behind it is a Weber kettle grill belching smoke.
Two large wild turkeys walk down a driveway and into a street, with a white car in the background.
An 18" cooking grid over glowing coals, cooking stalks of asparagus, two large beef patties, and four slices of red onion held together with toothpicks.
Archival print of the original movie poster for Attack of the 50 Ft. Woman.
A man in a white suit, black hair, and blue shoes carries a grocery bag as he crosses the street along a crosswalk. It's a sunny day, cars are behaving, trees are flourishing. In the background is Nico's Tacos.
Gravestone: Baby Quartermaster died Mar. 11, 1929.
Old Lunds grocery store placard: Guarantee: We will never knowingly disappoint you.
Three pipes in a pipe rack, one pipe lying in front of them.
Paper cutout of an illustration of Trump's shouting face, mounted on a bamboo skewer which is lodged in tree bark. Below the face is a note, " 'tator on a stick" and an additional note: "I alone ..."
Two volumes of the Compact Edition of the Oxford English Dictionary (1980), contained in a sturdy cardboard frame. There is a small drawer above the books with a knob handle.
Wild daffodil, aka Lent lily, Trumpet narcissus.
A metal pencil box featuring Charlie Chaplin and stock imagery of things that look like antiques. Beneath Chaplin's signature it reads: The most interesting clown in the world. Since 1889. When you say 'Hello' to Charles Chaplin, he will still answer you though he passed away in 1977. © Bubbles Inc. S.A. Barunson Fancy Co. Ltd.
Promo poster for the original Sid and Marty Krofft Land of the Lost.
Screenshot of a Bluesky account dedicated to finding and recording people who don't like AI. @antiantiai.bsky.social
People hidden in black outfits hold up cats by the armpits and make them dance at a dinner table, while a young Japanese woman at the head of the table leads them through gestures and singing.
A three-season porch with the front lower area completely caved in. Debris is scattered over the front yard.
Looking south on Aldrich Ave at 46th St. Tow truck, EMT, officers walking around, State Trooper vehicle collided with residential three-season porch.
A large bowl of ramen with American singles, fried egg, lashings of Sriracha, and minced portobello caps I marinated and grilled last week, in chicken stock.
Zoey aka Cutest Maknae, on the wrapper of a pack of ramen.
A collection of M.U.S.C.L.E. Men, small pink figures styled like pro-wrestlers.
Christian sits in a reclining movie theater seat. Behind him are four empty rows of similar chairs.
Cover of the boxed set of Dark Tower.
An external battery backup whose case has cracked open, and the inner layers are swollen wafers of gold and stalactites of stretched adhesive. It should never take this form, is the point.
Two applications to be admitted to the Size Riot instance, a month apart, different handles, same IP, same text: I want to join a community of like-minded individuals, share ideas, and engage in thoughtful discussions. I am eager to learn from others, exchange perspectives, and contribute positively to a respectful and engaging online environment.
A box of limited edition Kraft Mac & Cheese, labeled Apple Pie with other natural flavor. Beside it is a bowl of the prepared dish. It looks normal.
Christian stands behind an 18" Weber kettle grill, wearing a black canvas apron and red leather gauntlet, holding a large spatula. Behind him is a lawn chair, a folding table with accessories, and a folding wagon to carry it all.
Three feminine figurines appear to stand on an electric keyboard. They are designed like fighting characters in an anime, on the sexualized side. In fact, they are a virtual projection made through the camera onto the perceived environment, creating imperfect shadows behind them.
The ancient TV test pattern with black-and-white gradients and a Native American chief's head.
Ten drops of wine on a porcelain plate.
The Kagi homepage, designed with mid-'90s retro aesthetic.
Me, holding a small sheet of three postmarked stamps with illustrations of large floofy cats. Behind me is a stack of books about North Korea, defector testimonies, etc.
Screen shot of black and white movie, with five disembodied heads floating over the background of a church with pews and candelabra. The heads are of women, wax mannequins, and a badly disfigured old man.
A wooden stake mounted in the ground, spelling out STEKJA (cooking over flame) in runes.
The eye-motif poster for Dune 3, with the word GOATSE superimposed.
Eye-motif for Dune 3 poster, where text in Dune font says "Gabba Gabba Hey."
A Tupperware bowl with five circus peanuts and a small metal dish with a damp paper towel.
Screenshot of The Bride with Dr Euphronious and of Hoppers with Dr Sam. They appear to be identical older women with spectacles, lab coats, and wild rolling gray hair.
All rendered in LEGO-compatible knockoff bricks: Two rows of grocery store shelves with representative products, two check-out lanes, and a frozen food section.
A handsome black cat lounges on a window seat, front legs crossed, with a stern, assessing expression.
A long, slender, pale bough on which a short sentence in Elder Futhark has been woodburned. It rests in the snow.
A long branch into which Elder Futhark runes have messily yet earnestly been hacked, on a Cricut mat.
State Theater, where stage techs clean up after the performance.
Screenshot of results for "might could" in the Corpus of Contemporary American English. Hundreds of results for literature, websites, TV and movies.
McNugget Caviar countdown reads two minutes and ten seconds.