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Lionel Huntz from the Simpsons imagining a world without lawyers.
A snippet of the image in the previous post, showing that this tweet was a paid partnership.
Two people having the conversation. The one on the left is labeled "Leftists", and the right labeled "DNC". The leftist says "You have 2 years to generate a candidate that doesn't support genocide", the DNC says "So you're just gonna let Trump win?"
AT21CS01-STUM17-T, 1 kilobit of EEPRROM stuffed into an SOT-23 package.
A cyber truck with a wrecked front end for sale on Facebook marketplace. The seller is asking $39,000 for it, despite clearly being non-drivable.
A scene from the movie Super Troopers with a modified subtitle. It says "HIS FAITH IN INSTITUTIONS IS FULLY ERODED! YOU CAN'T ERODE IT ANY FURTHER!"
An excerpt from the article. It reads: "So it is welcome news, then, that as of this month, the average new EV on sale in the UK is cheaper than the average new petrol car. But new isn’t everything. In a twist that might displease Henry Ford, a recent report found EV batteries treated well should outlast the cars themselves, suggesting used EVs are a much better deal than they would first seem."
A panel from the comic super mega. The panel shows a face saying "MY INSTINCTS TELL ME LIFE SHOULDN'T BE SO HORRIBLE".
A photo of a statue of Jesus and two children playing basketball. Jesus is slapping the ball in the air. The caption reads "Jesus Says: GET THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE!"
A screenshot of: https://theonion.com/god-answers-prayers-of-paralyzed-little-boy-1819564974/
The wikigacha card for Open-source licenses.
Two panels featuring David Lynch. The caption in the first panel says "One day, the sadness will end." The second panel says "But I don't think today's the day."
The Warhammer 40k card
Bart Simpson standing in front of a man at a drafting table, using a spirograph. The caption reads "Wait. Did you know that there's a direct correlation between the decline of spirograph and the rise in gang activity?"
A picture of my indoor/outdoor thermometer. The temperature outside is 81 degrees fahrenheit.
Boar head exploding emoji
A screenshot of bluesky trying to force me to add a birthdate to my profile. The form for submitting my birthdate is red and says "Error: NotEnoughResources.
A scorpion riding on a frog's back. The caption reads "lol" Said the Scorpion, "lmao".
My first stamp prior to carving. It is sitting on top of my ruler and the original sketch.
Bone Wheel Skeleton from Dark Souls 1.
Mr. Snrub, from the Simpsons.
A two panel meme. The snuggle bear mascot is looking forward in the first frame. The second frame shows him looking left to the person sitting beside him.
Solaire of Astora holding two scoops, each holding a sun wearing sunglasses. The caption reads "Two scoops of Praisin".
A panel from Calvin and Hobbes. Hobbes says "That lesson certainly ought to be inapplicable elsewhere in life." Calvin replies "I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification."
A screenshot of @sturmlliouville.bsky.social's username, with warnings from multiple account labelers warning this user posts transphobic and transmisogynistic content.
A drawing of a woman with her face to the ground. Underneath is a photo of a 3.5mm headphone jack. The caption reads "We still talk about you".
Sisyphus pushing a boulder up a hill.
A dog lying on the ground with a sad gaze with a toy dinosaur looming overhead. The text at the bottom says "🎵 Hello darkness my old friend 🎵"
A child wearing a red shirt sitting in front of a yellow background. He is being interviewed. He is asked "What is your greatest wish?". The child answers "I just wanna punch god in the face".
A modified Simpson meme. Principal Skinner says to Mrs. Krabappel "Is this how you imagined Jan 6th, 2026, Edna?". Mrs. Krabappel responds "Well, yes. But then, I was very depressed."
A dozen homemade ginger snap cookies on a wire rack.
Jake Paul with a fearful expression about to get clocked by a punch.
A black elastic strap with a spiral cord coming from it, with an alligator clip on the opposite end.
A counter covered in homemade iced sugar cookies. Some are tree shaped with green icing, some are snowflake shaped with white icing, and others are circles with white icing. At the end of the counter is a bag of homemade snickerdoodles.
A bowl of turkey noodle soup with homemade noodles. A fork and spoon are sitting in the bowl.
A tweet from birdsrightsactivist that says "I am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me?"
A cartoon red bird with a speech bubble over their head that says "Every word you speak creates vibrations and air currents that cut across my like a thousand tiny knives."
XKCD 1138 heatmap
Transit advisor from sim city 2000 saying "YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON ADONIS PICS! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!"
Two panels cropped from a comic. The first panel shows a guy lying on a couch staring at the ceiling with his hands together. The second panel shows him sitting up and looking at someone outside the panel. He says "Oh shit, for real?".
3 lampposts from OP picture, which are apparently melting if they really weren't AI generated.
A screenshot of Steven Crowder's Twitter, supposedly the source of this rumor.
A screenshot of a bluesky user linking to the post in OP's screenshot.
Josh Peck holding a GameSphere, with an empty speech bubble above his head.
An electrical outlet in our apartment. It has the standard two vertical slots for a US plug, but also has two extra vertical slots where the ground prong would be.
A screenshot of the header of the post OP is responding to. It shows this user follows JD Vance.
The Futurama crew watching Hermes stand on a ledge. Bender yells "Do a flip!"
Butters from South Park sitting backwards in his school chair, describing how he sits on a toilet. The caption reads "I thought you sat on a toilet this way. So you have that nice little shelf for your comic book and your chocolate milk. Well, cause then you have the flusher right here... No?"
A picture of Mr. Tickle.
A screenshot of the metrics of the post. 3 Reposts, 106 quotes, 2 likes.
A screenshot of lucky4700's account, showing they follow JD Vance.
A sign in the background that says "Drugs" over what appears to be a painting of Joe Biden.
A panel from Pop Team Epic. Popuko is saying "Aah, so it's like that, huh. I understand everything now." An arrow points to Popuko that says "Doesn't get it at all".
Eric Andre sitting at his desk.
Zionist delegates at the DNC with their fingers in their ears "showing their solidarity" with the uncommitted movement.
The smiler from the comic transmetropolitan
Text from the article: https://www.watfordobserver.co.uk/news/24929926.peter-taylor-reflects-seven-years-watfords-mayor/ “It’s funny, over Christmas I realised that I’m one of those terrible people who hasn’t actually watched a load of great films,” Peter Taylor said with a smile. “I watched the Godfather, which I very much enjoyed, although I hadn’t realised quite how long it was, and I also watched Die Hard, which again was great. My wife was quite surprised about how much I enjoyed it.
Screenshot of the communist and socialist parties bluesky group