javi

@cyberjauvie.me

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a digital representation of a (alleged) real person cyber/infosec enthusiast/target

Homer Simpson staring at a computer, squinting angrily
a crushingbort tweet that reads: hmm well I'd say I'm fiscally conservative but socially very liberal. the problems are bad but their causes...their causes are very good
a low quality microsoft paint drawing of someone at a computer smiling slightly
John Justified from the show Justified with the text “That’s justified”
Hideo Kojima’s official instagram account liking a meme showing penniwise the clown in a sewer with the text, “Hey, kid, Metal Gear Solid 2 predicted all of this.” Also a famous Kojima impersonator has commented, “Kojima predicted this”
Rust Cohle with a six pack except they’re all Steel Reserve 211 High Gravity Lagers
tweet from horse_ebooks: Everything happens so much
a screenshot from Red Dawn 1984: – NATO DISSOLVES. UNITED STATES STANDS ALONE.
Goku flexing. Text: I’m about to get more woke
a picture of Jeffrey Epstein with the text “FAVE IMPLICATED” on his face in Dark Souls style
a photo of a shark biting a deep sea internet cable
a chimpanzee with a business suit on at a desk taking a phone call. there’s a chart behind him with a line that goes up and suddenly spikes downward sharply.
The suggestion that Silicon Valley's achievements are more about market manipulation than genuine innovation is debatable, and could be interpreted as sour grapes from a former employee. But Silverman's critique contains a truth that tends to be ignored even by the most strident Silicon Valley critics. Musk's achievements are real - he has sold a great number of electric cars - but he is no stranger to financial engineering. Andreessen helped create the web browser, but he also spent years promoting a dubious vision of financialized technology known as Web 3. Similar observations could be made about Thiel, Mark Zuckerberg and Ramaswamy.
"I spoke to the governor, she was very nice," Trump said. "But I said, 'Well wait a minute, am I watching things on television that are different from what's happening? My people tell me different.' They are literally attacking and there are fires all over the place...it looks like terrible."
printed in black text on a white paper page: A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER MAKE A MANAGEMENT DECISION
screen shot from I Think You Should Leave: “I gotta figure out how to make money on this thing. It’s simply too good.”
a tweet from horse ebooks: Everything happens so much
screenshot from the simpsons: won’t somebody think of the markets?
Achewood comic: “Hey guys! Guess who got yelled at!”
the screenshot of the Simpsons text: won’t somebody please think of the markets?
a 4chan screenshot of Morpheus’ hands with two options: 700mg benadryl or 200x salvia
a giant labeled “me” grabbing a small guy labeled “SSRIs” who is holding the giant’s detached penis
a blurry image of a wide-eyed Pillsbury dough boy with the text “I’m dissociating” misspelled
screenshot of a google search for gerontocracy that auto-attached images of Nancy Pelosi, Joe Biden, Mitch McConnell, and Donald Trump
a 36 story building in China used to raise pigs
A four panel vertical comic using Terminator images. Panel 1 A Terminator in Los Angeles 2029 A.D. labeled AI RESUME SCREENERS. Panel 2 Kyle Reese throwing a grenade labeled AI RESUME WRITERS. Panel 3 A human skull on the ground labeled HUMAN JOB APPLICANTS. Panel 4 The same skull being crushed under a Terminator’s metallic foot.
a black BEEF IT’S WHAT’S FOR DINNER hat
a paper presentation slide from IBM in 1979 that reads “A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER MAKE A MANAGEMENT DECISION”
screenshot of an iPhone 4S screen where the carrier reads as “butt 4G” instead of AT&T, Verizon, T-Mobile, Telstar, Meximobil, SaudiPhone, etc
a painting of “Saturn Devouring His Son,” except both subjects are hot dogs in buns
a circle of Age of Empires II siege towers
a cartoon turtle peeling out of some clouds
a car radio displaying the text “PEE PEE POO” in all caps instead of normal radio text