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TAYLOR FARMS SHIT BLASTER MIX MEDLY OF BABY LETTUCE 🥬
Geerike Schreurs and Sofia Gomez Villafane covered in mud after finishing Unbound 2026
Pro cyclist Andreas Leknessund is in the Giro d'Italia break yet again.
Michael Valgren, crossing the finish line as he wins today's Giro d'Italia stage.
Giro d'Italia timing graphic showing multiple INSEGUITORI (chasers)
Pathlete trying to keep up with the peloton across the river marked as "CHASER" by RaiTV during the Giro d'Italia
Breathtaking view of racers crossing the finish line of a Giro d'Italia stage with crowds lining the road and snow-covered mountains in the background.
ABSOLUTE CINEMA
Cropped image of 2 riders in the Giro focusing on their handlebar/stem combos.
Giro cyclist riding next to a home with a dog watching in the background.
POV PAROS ROUBAOX I AM EXCOTE
POV of me on trainer watching Paris-Roubaix
Literally me walking towards the trainer, but wearing Crocs. OG image of rotund gentleman in Lampre jersey, enjoying life as a superfan.
A mouth-breather, who needs to fuck all the way off, compares e-cargo bikes to American trucks.
Color top-down wide angle view of me on the trainer with Milan-San Remo on the TV
an array of computer monitors and peripherals in the early morning darkness, showing an insane visual assault of Twitch streams, a bike race, and an After Effects project
Lar van der Haar saluting the crowd as he crosses the line in his final race.
Screenshot of Sporza article detailing Lucinda Brand and Sven Nys going out partying in Antwerp.
A horde of zombies wearing "PHOTO" press vests and holding various types of cameras while shuffling down the start/finish straight at Hulst CXWC 2026.
"Is This A Pigeon" meme guy asking if the conditions at the Belgian Cyclocross Championships is Real Cyclocross™
Belgian Champ, Yung Nys taking a sand nap after crashing in the sand at Zonhoven.
Rafaella Carrier riding a Bianchi Cyclocross bike
3 leaders of the X2O Badkamers Trofee CX Series with a pic of Joris Nieuwenhuis looking absolutely blown
"NORM!" greeting as Norm enters Cheers (the bar) (and the show).
Fan reacting to Tibor's gaaaaaaaaap in Diegem
Homeless man takes pictures at Diegem CX race.
A cyclocross fan with a Santa pants hat.
A man of culture appreciating this Loenhout women's elite CX race.
Fans holding hands while descending the stairs section of the WC CX race in Dendermonde
Official-looking government seal saying, "Department of Redundancy Department"
old man points at knee
Cyclocross racers looking tired and sweaty, sitting on a hill post-race with bikes lying in front of them as important content creators and soigneurs gather in the periphery.
An iconic red Porsche 944 street parked in front of a brick house looking like it’s straight out of the movie “Sixteen Candles” and Jake Ryan’s about to get out.
Michael Jordan definitely saying "Fuck them sprinters"
A "Superbad" movie poster design turned into a puzzle with scenes and characters grouped together and the title Superbad across the middle.
Remix of a "Superbad" movie poster with cyclist Thyman Arensman posting up over a rogue's gallery of the 2025 Tour de France protagonists, as well as Gandhi and the Pope from Wish, and the infamous INEOS car, with the title "Superbanger" in 3D block letters across the middle.
Cyclist Tadej Pogačar as Agent Smith and Jonas Vingegaard as Neo lightheartedly reenacting the famous scene in The Matrix with the quote, "You hear that, Mr. Vingegaard? That is the sound of inevitability." and a fake Classement général showing Tadej winning the Tour de France 2025 with a time of 69' over Jonas.
Remix of the "Dude, Where's my Car?" movie poster with a heavily distorted Tadej Pogačar saluting his Stage 12 win in the Tour de France. Jonas Vingegaard, Remco Evenepoel, Primož Roglič, Oscar Onley, and Mathieu Van der Poel in the background looking shredded from trying to stay with Pogačar. Shimano Stig applies skilled assistance on the bottom right in place of the dog.
An older, yet still dashing, Geraint Thomas wearing white SunGod glasses at this year's Tour de France presentation.
Fresh-faced Geraint Thomas rocking his distinct white Oakley Jawbones in Team Sky kit.
Cyclist Oscar Onley of Team Picnic PostNL riding the Lapierre Xelius DRS on Stage 13 of the 2025 Tour de France, distinctly displaying its use of the legendary Triple-Triangle technology in their frame design.
Cyclist Mathieu Van der Poel is “The Shark” with Jonas Abrahamsen and Mauro Schmid as “The Skinny-Dipping Swimmer” in a remix of the iconic Jaws movie poster with the text “STAGE 11” in place of the movie title and “Oh lawd, he comin’” above MVDP’s head.
POV shot from cycling trainer with an iPad running the TrainerRoad app while watching the Tour de France on the TV.
A remix of the iconic Akira movie poster with Ben Healy as Kaneda wearing a yellow jacket with EF Education logos approaching the motorcycle, also painted in yellow with team sponsor logo stickers stuck haphazardly on the surface. The title "AKIRA" has been replaced with "HEALY," and his first name, Ben, is overlayed in red spray paint.
Black silhouette over yellow of cyclists Jonas Rickaert and Mathieu Van der Poel on a breakaway during Stage 9 of the Tour de France.
Cyclist Jonathan Milan sprinting for the win on Stage 8 of the Tour de France over anime-styled action/movement blast eminating from the bunch sprint in front of his last name “MILAN” in massive text.
A cluster of disembodied cycling heroes of today’s Tour stage with Tadej Pogacar looming large over them all. A Strava map showing today’s stage fills out the bottom.
Cyclist Ben Healy saluting as he wins Stage 6 of the Tour de France on a music venue styled poster with the text “Healy” at the top in display letters with race details along the bottom.
Cyclist Remco Evenepoel racing on a long, open road and blue sky with fans along the roadside and his name in large letters on the horizon.
A tired person with their head down on the desk giving a thumbs-up surrounded by a laptop, notebooks, a pen, a desk lamp, and a plant in the background.
Tadej Pogačar salutes after winning Stage 4 of the Tour de France ahead of MVDP and Jonas against a backdrop of 100 “WIN” representing his 100th pro victory royale.
British Knights high-top shoes
Tim Merlier wins Stage 3 sprint ahead of other riders with a black cutout of Jasper Philipsen’s Stage 1 finish representing his abandonment after crashing with the text RACE RADIO: “RIDER 101 ABANDONNÉ”
Tadej Pogacar standing and smiling on the podium as he receives the polka-dot jersey for King of the Mountains, with the title Polkacar displayed in front.
Mathieu van der Poel grinning maniacally during the post-race interview after winning Stage 2 in the Tour de France. Also, a hidden YEP emote in the sponsor background. Their expressions are identical.
Cyclist Jasper Philipsen winning stage one of the 2025 Tour de France with hands on head in disbelief with the text We Got A Jasper Philipsen Maillot Jaune Before We Got GTA 6.
Tour de France Assistance Médicale strangles a rider while a gendarme and crowd look away.
Cyclist Karolina Migon leading Unbound 2025 gravel race, riding extremely fast in an aero position, with the background blurred by her awesomeness.