Cyderist

@cyderist.bsky.social

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Scattered. lazy. Nice-ish.

photo of Lee Majors (left) and Andre the Giant while filming the Six Million Dollar Man two-part episode "The Secret of Bigfoot" (1975)
Photo of actor RICHARD KIEL as Jaws from Moonraker, looking somehow more masculine and less menacing than JD
Pic of ceiling at night w reflected light
Paris coffin in Scott's backyard left over from last week's ep awaiting either a Minksalmon granddaughter proximal or grandson distal guest. Obviously no longer wet.
Image of a landscape that may be fabric in a muted warm nearly monochromatic tone
Photo of letters on a beige brick building reading “ELF COURT.”
+rump simulacrum in Hall of Presidents
Image of Anna Konkle smoldering in Murderbot. There has got to be a way she's in future eps, right? RIGHT!?
Photo of a snow covered front walk & stair with the trail of a wind-blow discarded styrofoam takeaway food clam shell which visible in the lower left corner. Post is titled “Clam trails”
Screen shot of text: “Building a crazy car-like vehicle out of junk you find & then recklessly driving down an icy road usually ends in a Contrapcident”
Drunk raccoon passed out on bathroom floor. I’ve been there but get together, man.
Hotel curtains held closed by PFT simulacrum
Screen shot of daily beast article with the headline “Disgraced Ex-Soccer Chief Pelted With Eggs by His Own Uncle”
Photo of a sign for Cummings Square Park with the wiener mobile parked behind it.
Tuesday Weld from the Matt Sweet album cover of Girlfriend
Image of Kirkland brand Minoxidil to illustrate the poster's lame pun on "sunk cost fallacy"
Satirical concept of an FBI proposed edit to the M.A.D. wikipedia entry: M.A.D. (A.N.T.I.F.A.) is a malevolent criminal organization led by Dr. Claw. (the concept of democrats?). Because they are a malevolent organization, M.A.D. (A.N.T.I.F.A.) always does malevolent things, like stealing treasures (populist anger against the establishment) or valuable items (streets, specifically these streets), kidnap (insult by posting of previous quotes of) famous or important people, disguise themselves as normal (non-MAGA) people, lay traps for Inspector Gadget (dj “Purple Hand” McKankel), and usually kidnap Penny (Mr. Kash Patel) whenever she is snooping (sniffing) around. At the end of each episode, each member (“gets deported”) and in a certain episode, there is a unique super villain that after he or she (ed. Note: delete pronouns here) is arrested, never shows up again in another episode…
Image of 1981 JC Penney Catalog pages of Velour shirts for men
A sleek, black Shorky-Poo (part Shih-Tzu, part Yorky, part Poodle) found on the streets of Milwaukee and named by the shelter staff after a Supreme Court justice, relaxes on a concrete driveway.
Five wild turkey walking through grass with a gravel drive, road and a field beyond.
Black dog wearing a blue ringer t shirt lounging in a dog bed on a porch.
Ruth B and,to a degree, Maisy enjoying the sunset.
Image of acclaimed actor and comedian appearing in beloved TV series Murder She Wrote. Bill Maher, likely hypocrite, also pictured.
Image of two pages of the circa 1849 woodblock printed book titled "One Hundred Views of Mount Fuji (Fugaku hyakkei)" by artist Katsushika Hokusai (Japanese, Tokyo (Edo) 1760–1849 Tokyo (Edo)). Left page shows 5 people in traditional headgear and long staffs shown from above carefully walking down a sandy or stony slope. Right page shows many people with similar headgear tightly packed together moving through a stony mountain pass between sparse, dark trees. Beautiful in its restrained, though detailed vitality.
Still from a Memorex ad Showing a speaker, a person sitting in a chair with their hair blown back, presumably by the force of the sound
Screen capture of reply In a blue sky to an account that reposted another users’s content and which used the original posters photo without crediting them.
Image of the Who Me? Batmin podcast featuring Bobby Monaghan and Ryan Asher from CBBWORLD.COM
Screen capture of Bluesky dialog box that allows muting words showing the phrase “this timeline” with duration “forever” selected
Black dog wearing a blue ringer t shirt lounging in a white dog bed
Screen capture of twitter post from Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy dated 2/5/25. It states: "Big News - Talked to the DOGE team. They are going to plug in to help upgrade our aviation system."
Screen capture from a rapidly declining social media website showing an image from Marjorie Taylor Greene's post threatening investigation of charitable organizations over why they helped the less fortunate, pictured wearing purple and scarlet clothing and jewelry made of gold and precious gems and pearls (not pictured, but she is assumed to be seated on a scarlet beast).
An image of American actress and comedian Lauren Lapkus, known for portraying Ding-Dong on the Threedom Podcast, with natural, long, and beautiful medium-blonde hair, looking straight at the camera with her chin slightly raised, perhaps in slight disdain. She knows what you did.
Image of Emo Tim Baltz next to image of Jan from Toyota with a similar expression. It is not clear if Jan is behind the pay wall or not.
Hand holding a single ginkgo leaf with intricately cut-out image of a cheerful creatures sharing a tiny gingko leaf. A wild-grown field with a mostly clear blue sky is visible behind.