cassidy cypress

@cypress.city

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radical anti-rounded-rectangle activist 柏 they/them 💛🤍💜🖤 cypress.city

People who keep pointing out that golf courses use as much water as data centres as some sort of defence of data centres drastically underestimate the amount we also hate golf.
oli london
dragonite in cobblemon
bsky trending section showing four World Cup-related topics alongside "Political Strategies"
haaland caressing bellingham's head
an abstract depiction of a cityscape at night
neymar yelling at nyland after scoring his first goal in the 98th minute of the 97-minute match
ouroboros
imagine spending the better part of the last 5 years having your brain and ego melted by uninterrupted /pol/ exposure, flying to washington in the middle of a pandemic to hear trump whine about oprah and mike pence at a rally, marching up to congress on his orders to smash shit and then mill around aimlessly you go home and hear that biden won anyway and all of your favorite twitter news sources named like Patriot Newsman Of the West with avatars of roman statues have posted your photo online and are labeling you a "gay communist antifa actor." then the next day the god emperor you pasted into warhammer memes puts out a video cucking himself and bending the knee. "i'm sorry, those were heinous acts! p-please let me tweet again jack!!" you can't leave dc because the airlines have dubbed you a flight risk. you can't stay because the cops are actively looking for you after one of their own died. your roommate at the only hotel that would accept you is a guy named based_kekistani1488 who wants to show you his goblin slayer torrents. the sun is going down and you're getting cold.
Robin from Stardew Valley: You know, sometimes it feels like you're being deliberately obtuse, just to irritate me. Is that what you're doing?
It's okay for me if people see us kiss. Everyone in town knows I'm the touchy-feely type.
I'm going to have a lot of fun seeing you in all kinds of different outfits!
You are... The B2B SaaS Consultant patron saint: Matt Yglesias AI will quietly boost total factor productivity by some single-digit percentage and you think that's actually a huge deal, wonkily speaking. You're bullish in a spreadsheet way, not a singularity way. You've explained the Jevons paradox to someone who didn't ask.
"No break greater than 4 hrs yesterday" label from @stechlab-labels.bsky.social
you are not immune to glonzo
North Carolina labelled as South Carolina
someone using AI to "finish" Keith Haring's "Untitled" (1989)
a post that reads: Rockstar Games is pricing GTA 6 at $79.99 for PS5 and Xbox Series S/X. The ultimate edition is priced at $99.99 with a quote tweet that reads: I'm blaming Mario Kart World for this price out of spite regardless.
post from me that reads: i feel like im going insane because solar panels are practically free at this point and yet every major AI project is like We have to dump 1 million tons of coal ash on the city of Provo to power this. There's simply no other way
the void, a man shrouded in pitch-black shadow with white pinprick eyes
how can i make this about me 😈
norman rockwell freedom of speech
it's called broad daylight because women light up the world
I think every media person who has spent the last 3-4 years warning everyone that AI is a scam should, when the bubble bursts, get one billion dollars each to run our normal businesses for the next 1000 years. seems fair.
Observation from life, having been around longer than this guy (and married to same wonderful woman since age 21): I have yet to meet a man who goes out of his way to bait others as "barely straight," who doesn't have issues of this sort himself Have never met a "real man" who bothers with this BS quoting @atrupar.com: REP. BRANDON GILL: This is a much more effeminate version of Beto O'Rourke ... this is somebody who is really obsessed with children ... I think of James Talarico as a barely straight version of Pete Buttigieg KAYLEIGH McENANY: We know Talarico has a longtime girlfriend and she's very beautiful
bsky notifications tab showing 3 liked post notifications from a random account
a bluesky browser tab, truncated such that it reads "For You — Blue"
ursula from fire emblem: fortune's weave
Tegiwa Honda NSX "Tsuki" spec sheet, featuring an anime girl named Tsuki with red, white, and black clothing and dark blue hair who is also painted on the side of the NSX
Judith Butler apology form
screenshots from the SNL sketch about NYC councilman Harvey Epstein, including signs that state in as plain language as possible that he is neither Harvey Weinstein nor Jeffrey Epstein
a photograph from the same event in which sid rosenberg is significantly less purple
gregory peck as atticus finch
a screenshot of @mistyksnow.bsky.social's profile
McLaren's F1 cars for the 2025 and 2026 seasons. The 2025 car has rims painted in equally-sized solid blocks of red, yellow, green, and blue. The 2026 rims use the same colors, but in a smooth gradient rather than solid blocks.
a picture of James Talarico with the caption "HIS/ITS/THEIR NAME: JAMES TALARICO"
Pain at the Pump
How long must we be forced to endure this national humiliation - @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social
an NYT headline reading "Dominant Knicks sweep sorry Cavaliers to make NBA Finals"
Atlas holding up the world
Skinner box
“If you ever want to solve the debate on whether Popeyes or Chick-fil-A is better ... well, nobody ever broke into a Chick-fil-A and stopped to eat,” Chad Holleman Robinette posted.
promotional art for Dragonite and the Special Delivery picturing a Dragonite with two riders flying upside down over Paldea
two jet planes suspended in the air. they are stacked on top of each other and facing almost directly upward. this is usually not good for planes.
a screenshot of Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots, released in 2008 for the PlayStation 3
google search results for "he dont got a single durgle". the AI overview reads "That is wild, especially considering how much that person puts into whatever they're doing. They've got absolutely nothing to show for all that extra effort."
93% similar to Noam Chomsky 90% to AOC 88% to Rosa Luxemburg 87% to MLK Jr. 87% to Jeremy Corbyn 83% to Jean-Luc Mélenchon
69% left-wing 81% libertarian 47% pro-liberty 87% globalist 3% high trust
"unvaxxed sperm is the next bitcoin" sign edited to say "AI sperm"
tweet from @sundownmotel.bsky.social AVERAGE WHITE MLB PLAYER: has 18 latino teammates he doesn’t speak to, believes the 2020 election was stolen and is in a group text with morgan wallen AVERAGE WHITE NBA PLAYER: wokest dude you’ve ever met, has gotten into several fistfights over a teammate being called a slur, knows every nas lyric
xenoblade 3 main cast
People who be DESPERATE for attention
twitter user @DonnelVillager using AI to "complete" Keith Haring's "Unfinished Painting" (1989)