mitch

@czarmitch.bsky.social

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chicago // i will never die he/she pronouns

my criterion picks: eraserhead, desperate living, the watermelon woman, daisies
my tuxedo cat felix standing next to my fridge and it says PURR in fridge magnets
my boyfriend jen x2
phrases that apparently no one else has said on bluesky: “my cat pepsie” and “bottom surgery subreddit” and i’ve said them both 3 times
someone posted I PEED in r/metoidioplasty
the movie poster for jingle all the way starring arnold schwarzenegger
sesame street book from the quoted post: “how to say you’re sorry”
my two cats staring at me
a color tattoo of a wizard furby
squidward smiling and it says “guys its ok”
a facebook status that says “Oh my God…the pain is awful” with a happy looking cartoon of an older woman holding balloons and a cake
an al pacino cruising pillow
my cat pepsie sitting on an aldi bag on the floor
a screenshot from sniffies: this is the beginning of your chat history he says: PLEASEE
some sort of webcam photo of larry david cringing
former twitter user beanshype posting a picture of her with her 90 year old husband on their wedding day, with the caption “he look fine af in that tan suit i love my man”
i’m sitting in the middle of a big blue raft on a lake
a really evil looking tuxedo cat
a porn hub comment from PanExplorer saying “guys living out one of my dreams! i’d love to be fucked by FTM and MTF individuals.”
b&w photo booth picture of me. i’m smiling
a screenshot of a CBC News clip that says "Mitch McConnell confirms he's alive"
i’m posing with a cute bald guy. we’re both wearing all black, and he’s holding yellow flowers, and we’re smiling at the camera
a big truck that says TransWood
i’m wearing a white cutoff tee that features john waters putting johnny knoxville in a headlock
selfie — i’m wearing a blank spaghetti strap dress, a camo baseball hat, and smiling at the camera
someone replied to one of my tweets: “shut the fuck up, he/him”
two stuffed monkeys embracing and the text says “the grief is never ending but so is the love” but i crossed out grief and wrote stress, and crossed out love and wrote stress. just a peek into my twisted mind
my torso. i’m sitting around shirtless and holding my titty
skye the lioness, the chicago sky’s mascot
arrested development screenshot where gob says “that’s a woman’s wig” and tobias said “i was told it was a bob”
a post on r/phallo titled “Is anyones balls connected to their Penis?”
dril tweet that says “im banky.”
my brother: Do you think reality TV is good or bad for society? me: i can’t really think of any good thing it brings to society except helping gay guys and women queen out
squidward looking really stressed and the text says “a great deal of my thoughts are basically unsharable with anyone”
cool bald dude with a beard and glasses vacuuming my living room rug
me texting jen “GO SPURS GO!!!!!” and him replying an hour later “im drungk :)”
jen as a tiny baby boy! he is wearing a spurs jersey because he’s been a fan forever! 🥰🤍 he’s so sweetie and cutie