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A wide political-style cartoon titled “DRAIN THE SWAMP… OF BUGS!” compares old C/C++ code to Rust. On the left is a crumbling gray stone castle labeled “LEGACY CODEBASE (C/C++),” full of green cartoon bugs crawling out of cracks and windows. Labels around it read “BUGS,” “MEMORY LEAKS,” “DUCT TAPE PATCHES,” “EXPLOITS,” and a big arrow in the foreground says “BUFFER OVERFLOW.” A worried programmer in glasses and a “DEPRECATED” cap tries to slap a patch on the collapsing castle. On the right is a shiny fortified structure labeled “RUST FOUNDATION,” with giant interlocking gears and rocket-like towers. A banner above says “THE RUST REWRITE!” and small labels around the fortress list benefits: “MEMORY SAFETY,” “PERFORMANCE,” “NO DATA RACES,” and “FEARLESS CONCURRENCY.” A muscular warrior in a helmet labeled “RUSTACEAN” stands guard, holding a glowing shield that says “BORROW CHECKER.” The front towers are labeled “NEW FUTURE” and “SECURE FUTURE.” In front of the fortress a scroll reads “THE MERITS: RELIABILITY, SPEED, SECURITY,” stamped with a wax seal. At the bottom right is a small bulldog wearing a “MAGA” cap and the artist’s signature “BEN GARRISON” with his website.
The chart contains various anime and fictional characters placed in different quadrants: Top-left (gynephilia/dom): Features anime characters including what appears to be a blonde character in dark clothing, a character with red and black hair, and a character with reddish-brown hair. Top-right (androphilia/dom): Contains a shirtless male character, what appears to be Edward Cullen from Twilight, and an anime character with orange/red hair. Bottom-left (gynephilia/sub): Shows anime characters including one with blue hair and another with light brown hair in what appears to be a school uniform. Bottom-right (androphilia/sub): Displays anime characters including one with cat-like features in a blue and white outfit, and a pink-haired character.
A simple black-and-white cartoon depicting two characters resembling Walter White and Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad. Walter, looking angry, says ‘Jesse!!! stop using the merchandise’ in red text. Jesse, now appearing feminine, replies ‘Sorry mistah white’. There is a box labeled ‘hrt’ (hormone replacement therapy) next to them.
It’s the captain meme, but the captain says what a four year term huh and the other guy says but captain it’s only been the first month!
12 different images in the latent cluster of serial experiments lain. None of them are from the show, but they all have that "vibe"
A picture of a Diglett Donut
Transfemme Communication Protocol (TCP): Step 1: Make cat noises to establish synchronicity Step 2: Infodump