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the recently unveiled resin statue of charlie kirk planned to be installed in Times Square, whose mouth is askew in the way someone might smirk but there is no smile rendered on his face
cropped bit from the last comic where amongst the trail of iterations is a pad of paper that says “Prompt log (sample): epic, fantasy, landscape, castle, river, bridge, sunset, magic, lush …and 37 more”
Serj Tankian in System of a Down’s Toxicity music video with a speech bubble pointing up at him, containing the below QRTed “get diagnosed with: a disorder” fake Megaman screenshot
the fillmore, clt nc - zoomed to show its lack of ceiling fans at the expense of the stage
Millia Rage from Guilty Gear Strive, including a necklace pendant that says “Curiosity killed the cat..” in Brush Script MT
Google search for “who was the first movie character to say cleanup on aisle (blank) after a shootout” The AI Overview: The first movie character credited with using a variation of the line "cleanup on aisle (blank)" specifically after a shootout is Michael Scarn (played by Michael Scott) in the 2011 film-within-a-show Threat Level Midnight. (Citations: The Office Wiki | Fandom +1) Key Details of the Scene • Line: "Clean up on aisle five." (Citations: The Office Wiki | Fandom) • Context: In the cold open of the film, a delivery man attempts to shoot Scarn. After dodging the bullets, Scarn draws two revolvers and shoots the assailant, delivering the quip as the man falls. (Citations: The Office Wiki | Fandom) • Significance: The line is a parody of cheesy 1980s and 90s action movie tropes. While the "cleanup on aisle..." phrase existed as a generic joke before this, The Office cemented it as a specific post-shootout action hero one-liner. (Citations: MovieMom +1) Other Notable Uses While Scarn is the most famous for this specific "shootout" context, similar lines have appeared in other media: • Arnold Schwarzenegger: In the 2014 film Sabotage, his character and his team use the line "Cleanup on aisle three" after clearing a house. (Citation: MovieMom) • Brian Bosworth: In the 1991 action film Stone Cold, the character uses a "cleanup on aisle three" quip, though it is often cited as part of the broader 90s action era that Michael Scott was parodying. (Citations: Facebook - RiffTrax Group +1)
Today’s Parseword puzzle again (“Divine throw left in New York”), this time with “Divine throw” highlighted and the Easter egg “Really tied the room together?” with a bowling ball emoji.
Parseword game puzzle with today’s clue “Divine throw left in New York”, wherein “left in New York” is highlighted, revealing possible cryptic interpretation of “neLEFTwyork” but, alas, no Easter egg referencing Home Alone
the "...once" panel of the DK meme where he is sitting on the deck holding up one finger except a hastily photoshopped switch pro controller is on the deck
art of the Huge Turnip card from the game Dominion. it is an absolutely massive turnip next to several other pieces of produce and a pitchfork for—I assume—scale. Cost: ? coins
gif from Griffin McElroy on the My Brother, My Brother & Me TV show, where Griffin has an old single-line 80s/90s style scrolling low-res LED message display that reads "OH SHIT THIS THING HAS OTHER COLORS" in neon green text
promo image of the steam machine with the headline "There's an LED strip, y'all!" with smaller text: "Keep tabs on system status like download progress, even when your screen is off. Customize it with different colors and animations. Or turn it off!"
Joker from Persona 5 on a hoverboard shaped like a shark wearing cheap plastic shades (screenshot from Sonic Crossworlds)
"french onion soup and crème brûlée feel like they should be friends"
Ralph Wiggum on the bus seat from the "[chuckles] i'm in danger" meme
i dreamt joss whedon somehow wrangled control of star wars not, like, managed to convince disney to let him make one like, he managed to end up with the franchise instead of disney and he made an episode x that everyone hated
Spotify mobile app screenshot, a folder of playlists. The top entry is has a grey encircled exclamation point for art and the dim text, “This playlist is no longer available” where the title would be. (The normal, active playlist directly below for comparison is “Robot Apocalypse” “Playlist • abbstract03”)
two-panel meme from KC Green's Gunshow of a man scowling with folded arms in the first panel before throwing them in the air and saying "I guess" in the second.
Screenshot of Veep Karen Collin (Lennon Parham): “What do I think of him? I think there’s a lot to think.”
The Hundred Line: Last Defense Academy, Initial Release Date: April 24, 2025
Kako Tsukumu from The Hundred Line with a speech bubble drawn to contain the quoted post.
xkcd single-panel comic of five stick figures on a subway car, all thinking a singular thought bubble: “LOOK AT THESE PEOPLE. GLASSY-EYED AUTOMATONS GOING ABOUT THEIR DAILY LIVES, NEVER STOPPING TO LOOK AROUND AND THINK! I’M THE ONLY CONSCIOUS HUMAN IN A WORLD OF SHEEP.”
the finished illustration
Danganronpa 2 sprite of Nagito Komaeda looking maybe snootily or maybe bewilderedly at the viewer with his mouth neutrally open, as if perhaps explaining something to someone who is judging at least a little bit openly
a shallow welcome table featuring a plush of Deedee from Deep Space Discounts, along with Happy Chaos (GGST), Luma (Super Mario Galaxy), some arcade tokens, a painted concrete skull, arcade tokens, a tea table book, and a Lio Fotia (Promare) figma is kinda in the shot too
scene from pulp fiction with jules and vincent in jimmie's backyard after getting changed into his spare t-shirts and being told they look like a couple of dorks. Jules: "Ha-ha-ha. They're your clothes, motherfucker."
a google suggested search: “What is Chappell Roan Lorde’s gender?”
article from screengeek headline: "Netflix Brings Back Canceled Series After 5 Years" subheader: "It's been revealed that the Netflix streaming service has made the decision to bring back a canceled series after 5 years."
Screenshot of the hub world in Splatoon 3 where inkling Raye is seated atop the stairway partition with a drawing overhead featuring the text “KISSINGER IS OVER PARTY” next to several celebratory crabs
The first headline on my Google News "FOR YOU" section is from Pajiba, reading "Horny Or Evil?"
Sleigh Bells performing to a crowd at the Orange Peel with several of the audience’s hands raised, one of which has a little finger puppet with tiny outstretched arms
Tony and Michael from Pardon The Interruption during a Rundown segment with the chyron “FAIR TO CRITICIZE ANT-MAN?”
the same mustachioed man, this time lying in the dumb fisher-price-lookin' bed in what i must describe as a "seductive pose" if you managed to erase any erotic energy from it whatsoever, his face still in that exact same "epiphany of making a huge mistake" expression.
Newsletter article screenshot: Rap and Public Art MIT Visiting Scholar Wasalu Jaco (Lupe Fiasco), a Grammy Award-winning rapper, has collaborated with the MIT List Visual Arts Center to create "GHOTIING MIT: Public Art," a collection of raps inspired by seven of the Institute's public artworks. Jaco closes out the Institute's Artfinity festival tonight with a live premiere of the work in concert with the MIT Festival Jazz Ensemble. Explore the raps→
Screenshot of anime film PROMARE (2019). Galo and four of his allies eating pizza at a patio table outside a pizzeria as the restaurant owner, (a kind looking middle aged balding man with a mustache), looks on happily
poster for anime film PROMARE (2019) featuring Lio Fotia (foppish androgynous man with a fluorescent green bob, a black leather jacket, a white cravat) spawning pink-and-cyan flames with his right hand, standing head-on and inches from Galo Thymos (muscular shirtless man with wild indigo mohawk and large firefighter gloves, folding his arms). The two stare daggers at each other in front of a colorful, geometric city with skyscrapers with purple windowed sides like disco balls and green rooftop gardens
Screenshot of Game Changer of Jacob Wysocki saying “I know what’s about to happen, and I’m so upset,” smiling in amusement but nevertheless meaning it
A Kotaku headline "Metroid Prime 4 Is Giving Samus A Red Suit And Psychic Powers" by Ethan Gach
a screenshot of a spotify playlist: “Upbeat Instrumental Funk Mix: Upbeat Instrumental Funk music picked just for you” “Made for dackquiri” marked with the spotify logo as an icon
A 3x3 picture grid captcha with the command “Select all the images that match the label: UNDEFINED”
four replies to the above tweet: plims.bsky.social: "Life with Derek?" springtick.bsky.social: "The what?" isilven.bsky.social: "LIFE WITH DEREKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" snesrulez.bsky.social: "What the fuck?!"
A YouTube pre-video survey that reads: "I felt the ad looked beautiful: Strongly disagree, Disagree, Neutral, Agree, Strongly agree"
Morgan from Of The Devil, looking… I’m going to say “knowingly”, at the viewer
Drake and PARTYNEXTDoOR on the cover of Some Sexy Songs 4U, wherein they are wearing fluffy fur coats (white and mosaic, respectively) that completely cover their entire faces, only a glipse of a hand here and there is visible.
"None of Ross's possible defenses holds water. I reject them all," wrote US District Court of Delaware judge Stephanos Bibas, in a summary judgement.
frozen white castle sliders with a massive colorful third-of-the-box ad for “BORDERLANDS: IN THEATERS THIS SUMMER”
helga pataki from Hey Arnold holding a megaphone from the “x hours, y minutes until you die” bit
the Sonic Adventure 2 map marker from the above piece for Eternal Engine
lyrics from Drake’s “Slime You Out”: I don't know I don't know what's wrong with you girls I feel like y'all don't need love You need somebody who could micromanage you You know what I'm sayin'? Tell you right from wrong Who's smart from who's a fool Which utensil to use for which food, like I got a schedule to attend to, though I can't relate (6ix)
About four seconds of a piano sheet music book being held open to an arrangement of “Bratja (Brothers) from Full Metal Alchemist” with only the music store ambience of customers noodling on keyboards. Then the book is closed to reveal the cover: “THE GREATEST VIDEO GAME MUSIC” with a picture of two hands holding a PlayStation controller.
the dicaprio pointing meme
a black and white photo of jazz pianist Vince Guaraldi, with a mustache that goes straight down on either corner of his mouth and then curls majestically
A headline from The Verge reading “A new and better way to control your smart home” featuring a a 2x2 grid of pictures: Upper left: square-shaped device with a white ring LED; lower left: an iPhone opened to the Surf app; lower right: a large flatscreen TV displaying the moon in the night sky; upper right: a still shot of Shadow the Hedgehog from 2024 film Sonic the Hedgehog 3
a picture of a still from Conclave featuring a hallway of white and gray marble walls punctuated by glossy black doors, white floors and ceilings, and a long red stripe of carpet running down the hallway’s floor. Also there’s a subtitle of “[elevator bell dings]” but the point is the red.
Screencap from The Office (US): Stanley: That’s not what a hate crime is. Michael: Well, I hated it.
A screenshot of a Google search "AI Overview" in which the AI has provided the following summary. "The drums on E.L.O.'s 'Don't Bring Me Down' were slowed down by about 20 beats per minute (BPM). The drums were recorded at a faster tempo and then slowed down using a varispeed simulator in Pro Tools." ("varispeed simulator in Pro Tools" is highlighted by the poster for emphasis.) "The slowed-down drums were created from a tape loop of a beat from a previous track on the album, 'On The Run'. The drums were also processed with compression, filtering, and tape saturation. You can also watch this video to learn more about how E.L.O. slowed down the drums for 'Don't Bring Me Down':" And there's a thumbnail for the video which features Jeff Lynne of E.L.O. sporting an expression that, in the context of the above bullshit, takes on a vibe of incredulous perplexity.
Jukebox (played by Chris Redd in a cybernetic exoskeleton) lounging on the floor with host Vic Michaelis on the pastel quasi-vaporwave talk show set of Very Important People. Vic: “Best advice you’ve ever been given?” Jukebox: “Don’t die.” Vic: “Who gave you that advice?” Jukebox: “All the generals that died. I’m the only one following the rules.”
A screenshot from the poster’s Spotify Wrapped with the text “June was your Nerdy Vocal Soundtrack phase”
A screenshot of the Pokémon TCG Pocket game featuring a fire-energy deck named “we burnt a zoo”