Dave Cowan

@dacowan.bsky.social

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PNW Mariners Hokies Fan of sanity Tired of lying, toxic, unserious hypocrites

Mr. Haney from Green Acres holding up a rutabaga along with a sign saying “Eat Hooterville Rutabagas.”
Bullwinkle attempting to pull a rabbit out of his hat: “This time for sure.”
Screenshot of title panel from TV show “Lost.”
Baseball TV graphic with the (wrong) score of White Sox 5, Mariners 2
From early Saturday Night Live...Mr. Mike's least-loved bedtime tales intro graphic.
Ben Shapiro, pretending to be handy, buys a bag of lumber at Home Depot
South Dakota “anti-meth” campaign. Meth. We’re On It.
a picture of Maxwell Smart next to a picture of Chris Cooley
A couple at a bar. The woman says “I’m thinking of stopping a podcast.”
Graphic showing where most Mariners TV games can be found including channel 1261 on Comcast/Xfinity and channel 687 DirecTV.
Billy Kilmer replaces an injured Sonny Jurgenson for the Washington Redskins.
Man sweating as he has to choose whether to press the button labeled “ethics” or the button labeled “money.”
Obit of Raiders' owner Al Davis with gruesome photo of Al.
From the anthem scene of Slapshot. Hansen Bro to ref "I'm listening to the f'ing XXXX Doink!!!"
Renee Good. Moments prior to her murder.
Warren Zevon
Picture of former Senator Ted Stevens next to his quote about the internet being a "series of tubes."
dog with head tilted at a 45 degree angle
Panorama of sold- out T-Mobile stadium.
Cal Raleigh’s 60th homer
New Yorker cartoon…on bar patron to another “I’m thinking of stopping a podcast.”
Dennis Hopper huffing oxygen in Blue Velvet
Harvey Keitel as Winston Wolfe from Pulp Fiction
A sweating Rob Manfred must choose between 2 buttons. One will reveal him to be an obsequious tool, the other, will anger a vindictive old man.
A hard line drive is hit at pitcher Charlie Brown, flipping him upside and knocking his glove, shoes and socks off.
Roasted Hatch Chile chicken enchiladas.
White House outdoor scene from Idiocracy featuring brown grass and a cheap above ground pool.
Steve Martin from "Roxanne" in the Cyrano role broadcasting flattering things to say to coach Chris on his date.
View of the field from high behind the plate at T-Mobile park
Inside of Costco from the movie Idiocracy.
John McCain telling everybody to chill out after he was caught singing “bomb Iran” to the tune of the Beach Boys “Barbara Ann.”
Alfred E. Newman from Mad Magazine says “What, me worry?”