I've got a dad back

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It's just jokes https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vukmt5ibip7vl3a3ll4d37hb/feed/aaakqjbhan7bm

Your Closest Match: Zohran Mamdani (Image of the mayor) Zohran Mamdani Mayor of New York City (2026-present)
A labeled drawer of batteries obsessively organized to be uniformly positioned and oriented
Simpsons character with a giant hand that has "I'm tired of these jokes about my giant hand" written on it, along with many other lines of text
Pic of my naked ankle in a hoka shoe with no-show socks on a pattern rug
Bret Michaels with some serious DSL, lookin like he just got out of a Maga Makeover clinic
Peaky blinders meme saying "no barking. No fucking barking"
Thematic Use: They represent a double-edged tool, often causing hubris or corruption (such as with Saruman) because, although they show true scenes, they can be used to manipulate or deceive viewers.
Image of a green trail amidst a background of blue with two opposing arrows pointing at each other, presumably indicating a there-and-back route, but in conjunction with the BDSM-marked trails, leaves the reader with more questions than answers
Ebert @horsedivorce Me: can you dust my wets? Server: you can just ask for parmesan cheese Me, confused, lifts all of my spaghetti with my hands: please. My wets
An image of a small cooler patch that has text on it that says Don't hate me just because I'm a little cooler
Screenshot of my vote for Dave and his folks, which currently are sitting in 1st place with 64% of the vote!
Morpheus two-pill meme If you take the blue pill, yo-hey, stop that Me, already eating them: "lol I love mike and ikes"
Screen cap from Fallout with Lucy saying, "I hate it up here."
Rockwell Freedom of Speech painting
Everything obnoxious to us, shall be abolished
Picture of a blonde woman with short hair and a red top making a weird face that COULD be horney or maybe angry, not sure, tongue aticking out slightly in a super gross overall expression
Blade saying "Motherfucker, are you out of your damn mind?!"
Pic of the pizza in question, half eaten
Eric Adams seething labeled my kids, and Bernie Sanders laughing labeled me
Gonzo from the Xmas Carol screenshot during the tiny tim line
Kirby with speech bubble making it look like he said the post above
Jake paul about to get knocked out meme: me, about to tell a funny joke (as Anthony) my kids (as Jake)
Blocking some dipshit
Video of weights going up and down, with the post delving the depths of the weighthole
Handshake meme where one side says "my wife choosing paint" and the other side says "Nazis" and they both agree that "there are different kinds of white"
Peaky Blinders "no fighting meme" but instead it says "no hate reading - no fucking hate reading"
Very Dad looking calves
Image of Yoda saying one of the quoted posts, which says "HANG THEM GEORGE WASHINGTON WOULD !!"
Paul saying: fine die alone I'm just Eros's semi divine assistant
Goofy meme with a messy room and a text bubble saying "damn, bitch, you live like this?"
An email I received from AWS advertising their innovation conference that was sent on a day where they had massive outages
Screenshot of a notification that says EAT A BIG OF DICKS!! and 1 other liked your post
Finally, LEJA names its first recipient of the “Muy Mal Award” (Spanish for “Very Bad”) – a dishonor given to an individual for vilifying and stigmatizing the Latino community. Although in the future this award is more likely to go to someone in Hollywood for creating tired Latino stereotypes in movies, the first award goes to current U.S. President and former TV reality show star Donald J. Trump. In 2018, Trump and his administration implemented the “zero tolerance” family separation policy on undocumented immigrants coming across the U.S./Mexico border. According to the federal government, more than 3,000 undocumented children were separated from their families and placed in shelters or foster care. In addition to his cruel policy, Trump continues to stoke fear about undocumented immigrants (mainly Latino and Muslim) and continues to divide the country with his toxic and racist rhetoric and demand for a wall on the southern border
Tattered tots frying in an air fryer
Screenshot of the above post, plus two replies, one saying I like her just the way she is, and another one saying I could change her
Text: mo @chuuew I'll never salute you, you son of a bitch Image of a trash can labeled General Waste
Which Federal Crimes Have No Statute of Limitations? You may be wondering, what about violent offenses? Cases resulting in someone being seriously injured, killed, or otherwise traumatized typically have no statute of limitations. These include: Capital murder Murder of a federal employee Treason Espionage Sexual offenses against minors
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Pulled (female) Rockefeller (male) Straight Run
Arrested Development image Well did it work out for those people No, it never does. I mean, these people delude themselves into thinking it might, but... But it might work for us
A man at a grill in an apron with the caption "two minutes Turkish" referencing the movie Snatch where Turkish gets a different and sometimes longer time estimate when he asks how much longer it will take Charlie to make the sausages
Picture of a yellow lab in a back yard who has never committed any crime, certainly not eating garbage she finds on the street
From dungeons and dragons Plan b has a stink too. It all stinks
Chief Wiggum talking to Marge Simpson saying "sure, we'd all love some real friends, Marge, but what are the odds of that happening?"
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Subtotal 69.99 Sales tax 4.20
Screenshot of a tweet that reads "Anybody here named Jeff?" Jeff: "Yes" Geoff: "Yeos"
Screenshot of @skullmandible tweet most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns
Always support the bottom
I'm not falling for that hot take. That's clearly a newspaper with a fetish for getting yelled at. I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion
A yellow lab looking like she wants to stay in bed
Tweet screenshot The Golden Sir @screaminbutcalm Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Image of an edging tool label Premium Edger Ideal for interior trim projects Eliminates the need for tape Designed with extension pole adapter
A dog looking very suspicious about what was said to it
An AI generated horror where the right arm merges with the finger of the left hand
Screen capture from voteblue.org where under Republican candidates is listed Donald Trump, with the citation Convicted Felon
No name in the world is more fitting than the one bestowed upon the game of Hangman, which originated in Europe during the 17th century, and was “played” when a prisoner facing death demanded the “Rite of Words and Life.” The prisoner was strung up over a 5–legged stand, then a blank word would be presented by the executioner. With each incorrect guess, a leg would be knocked away. If the word was guessed correctly, the prisoner would be set free, if not, once all 5 legs were chopped, he would hang. This “game” definitely had dark beginnings, but in time, has grown to a much more fun-loving game kids of all ages
variant is mentioned in a book of children's games assembled by Alice Gomme in 1894 called Birds, Beasts, and Fishes.[1] This version lacks the image of a hanged man, instead relying on keeping score as to the number of attempts it took each player to fill in the blanks. A version which incorporated hanging imagery was described in a 1902 article in The Philadelphia Inquirer, which stated that it was popular at "White Cap" parties hosted by Vigilance Committees where guests would wear "white peaked caps with masks".
Waldo, presumably, circled in blue amidst a flurry of prospectors running to the gold found