Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️

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INTJ, ADHD, Husband, Dad, Funny in quantity not quality, CIS, Ally🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ He/Him. Lover of Science Nature, Gardening, the Environment, and Star Wars. Southern Lawn Care Expert. Sic Semper Tyrannis.

Handsome man making gains at the gym
A blue blowup swimming pool with green water. No it’s not Green. It’s clear with the blue bottom. And if you see anything different, you’re a communist liberal hippie AOC and Bernie, Sanders loving it in socialist communist transgender Nazi.
Happy Birthday: Hi energy will help you achieve your goals if you stick to a steady pace and follow through from beginning to end with enthusiasm and a friendly demeanor. It’s the energy you carry that will grant you the go-ahead from those who want to see you succeed. Buckle up, and get ready for a ride you’ll never forget. Times are changing, and it’s up to you to shift into fast forward. Your numbers are 4, 11, 23, 28, 34, 46, 48.
Mulched onion
Naked gardening day May 2, 2026
Various videos of jobs I’ve done
A handsome man with a necessarily loud but satisfying leaf blower
What they want you to think a patriot looks like: a picture of a ice Nazi What a patriot actually looks like: a picture of Afroman in a US flag suit
Irish need not apply sign
Alpha male tshirt with kittens
Autistic people aren’t bad at socializing. They’re as at pretending a conversation is meaningful when it isnt.
Handsome man on a stand on mower blowing a parking lot in front of a pretty sunset
18th century fashion clearly showing short pants and long socks
A handsome man wearing Short pants with knee socks
Handsome man getting a deluxe pedicure with paraffin.
A picture of a handsome man with distinguished gray features
Pure blood dating - unvaxxed
Just a handsome man making a living mowing.
A handsome man whacking off
A handsome man at the gym standing in front of dumbbells who is about to break Bluesky
A handsome man mowing a messy yard
Picture of a hoe
Handsome man laying out palisades zoysia sod.
A picture of a handsome man at the gym.
The mental gymnastics of a Santa believer
A handsome man laying sod
The people represented by a man with more guns than sense wearing a red hat “sadly nothing we can do” Elite ruling class as a monster with sharp teeth eating a child “mmm yes… children”
Sunrise with some clouds overhead coming up over a parking lot
Fuck your zodiac sign tell me which monopoly piece you play
Stick figure about to ask a question then pauses and turns and walks away
altocumulus stratiformis clouds over sunrise
Sunrise over parking lot
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Look for the good in everything and everyone. How you make others feel will determine the reaction you encounter. Opportunity comes from positive interaction and a willingness to compromise. Walk away from impossible situations and toward what’s most beneficial, and you’ll make substantial gains. Concentrate more on being and doing your best. Romance is favored. 4 stars
Hope
Anakin: You turned her against me Obi-won: Anakin the DOW is over 50,000 right now
Handsome man in a blue shirt and brown jogging pants standing in front of a weight rack at the gym, making gains. 💪💪💪
Boy talking to girl Boy: then health secretary says established vaccines are dangerous and Tylenol causes autism. Girl: he also did blow off a toilet seat
Olympic yeti attacking down hill skiers
When the American empire finally collapses, historians won’t be stunned by the greed of the elite; they’ll be stunned by the loyalty of the poor. The working class didn’t just vote against their own interests. They worshipped the billionaires robbing them. They slashed their own benefits, gutted their own healthcare, and cheered while the rich wrote off private jets as tax deductions. Not because it helped them. But because they were told it would hurt someone else. And that, right there, is how you rig a democracy without even breaking a single law.
Sunset over a residential street
Pizza on pineapple
I can show you the world
Sunset over a residential street
Who viewed my hose video
A handsome goth man using ChatGPT for evil
A very handsome man with bed head making gains 💪 at the gym. Sorry I don’t own grey sweat pants. But hey my eyes are up here. What are you looking at? Being 45 has been a good year. Got my head screwed on (more) right and getting back into shape (mentally and physically). 10 out of 10 would recommend you do the same. Fuck I know life is hard. I put it off for 30+ years. If you made it this far I believe in you. You’re doing better than you think. It’s just that the world is run by greedy pedophilic billionaires hell bent on making you feel bad, making the world too expense for you to live in, and keeping you miserable so that you don’t revolt against this corrupt cruel system we live in. So be rebellious, take care of yourself, and don’t put up with shit and fascism from other people. Find joy and happiness. Love yourself. Your uniqueness is a gift. It’s your strength. Don’t consent. Don’t conform. Definitely don’t shrink for other people. Be true to yourself. Be kind. Empathy is a strength. Project love to the world. We evolved from primates that were happy living in trees, eating when they wanted, and banging when they wanted to. Somehow instead we chose mortgages, credit scores, greed, artificial scarcity, class division, racism, misogyny, and social isolation. We can simply choose to be happy, kind, loving, sharing, and community based. Choosing this is rebellion against our current repressive system. Also it’s never too late to tell someone you love them. Just mean it and show it with actions to support your words. Thanks for being a friend or follower. I think my meds kicked in 🤣
Music following me
TikTok search suggestions
Fake kid rock account
Goat fucker
Ai subverting capitalism
Sunrise over parking lot
Belgium’s Little Einstein earns PHD in quantum physics at age 15
Glute machine
Texas Rebel Alliance symbol
Overgrown flowerbed
A man lubing his ball… on his trailer hitch
Dwarf: Never thought I’d die fighting side by side with a libertarian Elf: taxation is theft Dwarf: please shut the fuck up and put your gas mask on.
Sunrise over a snowy residential street
A breadstick that’s a good size. Some would say too big. But it gets the job done. I mean it is cold outside