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del. prev @dadvansss on twitter. 30s. PNW ↔️ MTL. 4/5 surprise poison bugs. we start the voyage home in our wounded vessel.

from an I think you should leave sketch where it shows Sam Richardson shrugging with “redacted” in brackets, censoring the line “I honestly hope he dies” about the wrestler toilet truck who keeps using his soft picturesque romantic park grass for wrestling
letterboxd review for jackass that says "1) a person near me was explaining to someone who spike jonze is and then zpike jonze showed up, a real 'that's chappie' moment"
Screenshot of instagram post on first round draft pick Liam Ruck that says “role model: Nathan MacKinnon” and “favorite food: peanut butter”
A mostly empty glass of beer and a hand with an Anthony Bourdain tattoo
A tortoise shell cat named bootsie getting her nose booped in the beer aisle of the dépanneur
youtube screenshot of a professional accent specialist answering question "is there a lesbian accent"
Profile card of MTV Next (a mid-00’s “dating” show) contestant getting off the Next Bus, which says: Brett, 18 - hates hand sanitizer - obsessed with Nicole Richie - pees outside whenever he can
Hospital bedroom
Georgi from Yuri on ice with eye makeup and lipstick that makes him look like he just ate grimace’s ass
the simpsons image of the sign that said “don’t forget you’re here forever” that has photos over letters to rewrite the sign to say “do it for her” but instead of baby Maggie it’s pictures of the dog laika
The “don’t forget you’re here forever” sign from the simpsons with photos pasted over to remove letters so it says “do it for her” but instead of baby Maggie it’s pictures of laika
Cutest goddamn baby you’ve ever seen in your life
dw standing in the rain with arms open and eyes closed, feeling the rain on her skin no one else can feel it for her only she can let it in, no one else, no one else, can feel the rain on her skin
an AO3 update on bsky about the site being down followed by a bsky athletic update featuring a gif of a boy at a basketball game melting down in the ugliest way
rob rausch eating an egg like a snake eats an egg
the most handsome gray cat in the world sitting in his little car tower
all of canada with a "say the line bart" expectation looking at bart simpson with a maple leafs hat who resigningly says "mitch marner" and then all of canada cheering
A labubu body swaddled in a blanket with the face of the baby from eraserhead
screencap of podcast text. Seth Meyers: somebody said this about Great Day: this sketch came out when I was in college and was having the occasional cocaine weekend and I would definitely put this on while cutting lines Andy Samberg: don’t do drugs, but I love that.
reusable lint/pet hair roller
the sweetest cat in the world with the most permissive squinty gaze
email from Savannah bananas stating I didn’t win tickets in the local banana ball ticket lottery for 2026
dean pelton from community saying "oh [patrick kane]'s in this?" while frowning down at a play program
wife contemplating her chicken wearing a sweater that looks like fried chicken
Scan of a packed sports bar playing heated rivalry
Outside Champs bar, bar chalkboard sign that says “CHAMPS HESTED RIVALRY 2ND FLOOR”
clip of kylie jenner saying "i feel like this year is really about like, the year of just realizing stuff. and everyone around me. we're all just realizing things."
Bloody Caesar drink at a hockey bar in Vancouver airport
the GRRRANDMAHHHHH IT'S MEEEE ANNAHSTASHAAAAA drag queen from anastasia (1997)
“Writers, like elephants, have long, vicious memories. There are things I wish I could forget.” William S. Burroughs
guy who is going to be ok making a peace sign and closing his eyes in the drivers seat of his deeply cursed car
work slack status is a moon emoji that says "mercury retrograde 11/9 - 11/29"
bad mspaint drawing by and of allie brosh throwing confettin in front of a rainbow and smiling sun and sparkles that says MAYBE EVERYTHING ISN'T HOPELESS BULLSHIT
schoolgirl from Cabin in the Woods holding an evil spirit turned into a frog saying “the evil is defeated”
text from wife that says “In real life paddington is REAL and he’s our son” My response that says “what could be truer than this”
Butters and Cartman from South Park. Cartman is dressed up as a robot named AWESOM-O to trick butters into believing he’s a real robot because butters has blackmail material on cartman he’s hiding in his room. Butters believes AWESOM-O is his new real robot friend and is snuggled up to him at night in the picture.
a baseball with a smiley face that says "what are you gonna do with that big bat? gonna hit me? better make it count. better make it hurt. better kill me in one shot."
jake peralta pointing at a corgi and saying "do not blow this for us"
velma from scooby doo saying "you stop that"
James Franco with a noose around his neck turning to the man standing next to him in the gallows saying “first time?”
A perplexed businessman sitting at a desk holding his head as if he has a migraine while staring at a report
An old ask message from the blog site tumblr where an anonymous user writes "one time i met chris pine in a coffee shop in central pennsylvania (when he was filming that dumb runaway train movie!) and he was wearing hipster goggles and this nubby sweater and he was writing in his moleskine journal and when i approached him he had just written 'what a strange, sad day it's been.' i figured this was relevant to your interests."
Allie brosh surrounded by rainbows and sunshine and confetti saying “maybe everything isn’t hopeless bullshit”
A picture of tiramisu
man in a car saying "I don't know what any of this shit is, and I'm fucking scared."
picture of a futuristic utopian society with modern infrastructure and flying cars
Edited achewood comic where roast beef now says “why did you send a check for $10000 to ETSY WITCHES” and ray smuckles says “I like their product I wanted em to have a little walkin around money”
A guy shrugging with the text “redacted”
Itysl gif of little girl saying BYE HUN
Two people named Delaney
A monkey picking bugs out of another monkey’s fur
A McCains chocolate cake with cow tools from the far side cartoon
Guy on phone in plane that landed in Montreal. He is texting on his phone which reads from an SO: “babe please tell me you did NOT get on a plane to Montreal this morning” and he is typing back “sorry babe could not change my flight call you later”
the simpsons image of homer's work sign that originally said "don't forget you're here forever" with the letters covered by pictures of his daughter so it now reads "do it for her" except instead of his daughter it's pictures of laika
Charles Shaw wine display at Trader Joe’s where bottles are 3.99 each
reddit post with title: "my (36f) husband (41m) has some disturbing requests for after he's passed away" body of post: this one is really bizarre, and i'm sorry ahead of time. my husband of 12 years has had some medical problems recently. the topic about end of life plans came up, and i asked if he wanted to be buried. he didn't want that. nor did he want to be cremated. my husband wants me to have his skull taken from his body and cleaned. then he wants that skull put on the mantelpiece in the living room. the rest of his body he wants sent to one of those places that makes the gems out of bodies and made into two blue diamonds. he then wants those gems to be put in the eye socket of the skull to look like eyes. then he can "qatch the family home" and "be passed down through the generations"
Three rows from the stage waiting for Provoker at Neumos in Seattle
Garfield looking at a picture of him crossed out meaning “no Garfield” and saying “huh I wonder who that’s for”