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░Artist behind #Eyeshadow2600FM // Author of upcoming space opera, DISSOLUTION PROTOCOL, Second Life creator at [REVOSA] & AyaSys ░I am a: Writer […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://labyrinth.zone/users/daemon_nova, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

an image of a smiley emoji scratching its chin that reads, "ladies, is it a turn-off when a guy has a little bit of pee on his underwear!?
Not a lot, like a nickel-sized amount from when he peed sitting down in the bar bathroom and then when he stood up and pulled up his pants, a little more came out. There was truly nothing he could do!! it wasn't his fault."

an image of a piece of buttered toast that reads, "I fucking love toast, what absolute genius took a bite of bread and was like "cook it again", unreal"

a photo of Albert Einstein that reads, "this is the poopiest shit I've ever FUCKING pooped" and quoted from Albert Poopstein

an image of a pregnant Luigi (super Mario bros) that reads, "If you're ever sad, just remember the world is 4.543 billion years old and you somehow managed to exist
at the same time as pregnant Luigi"

a picture of a skull with a caption that reads "IT AINT ILLEGAL TO FUCK DRY WALL BUT I WOULDN'T RECOMMEND IT"