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he/him | almost 30 | heart of bugs and a brain of more bugs 🌻⚧ sometimes stuff on here is matureish content <3 https://daftpatience.neocities.org/

drawings of all the deltarune chapter 5 flowers (and pink) (and flowerysign)
relief sculpture of fairywren's oc amanda, cleaned up and coloured digitally. the base was made out of model magic!
my oc ARC. it's a humanoid robot with white/gray/orange components. it's face is mostly a blank domed visor. it has a kind-of berserk mode where all the limbs extend a little, the posture shifts to hunching, and the face opens up to reveal sharp teethlike edges and a long tongue. notes in the top corner read: - doesn't remember purpose - something violent? - unusual parts compared to local bots
artfight atk on wtfforged's oc Kailani. she's a relief sculpture made from model magic and painted digitally!
watercolour painting of bugyuri's clown oc Freak
murderbot, standing with it's arms crossed. it looks mad (the usual amount of mad)
drawing of a scene from the murderbot diaries' Network Effect where thiago confronts SecUnit about it's "leverage" with mensah. MB is resting in a bunk with art metaphorically resting on it's shoulders (i'm drawing it as a sparky amorphous textbox that contains ">_"), and Thiago stands across from it, staring it down. the bunk below MB contains a sleeping amena, with a little filter display thing showing her bunk has a silence filter thing that art put on so the argument wouldn't wake her.
drawing of flowery from deltarune chapter 5, but he's got my body type (short fat guy). he's posing in his usual bishounen way.
drawing of apilquot's oc pietro, a yellow robot character who works at a convenience store. he's scanning some snacks at checkout (the scanner is one of those little beep gun things but it's plugged in to the back of his head) and whistling some tunes. it's golden hour, and warm light filters in from one side. we see a lot of the background as a rough fisheye perspective. there's shelves of goods behind pietro, some plants, old posters, snack displays & a tip jar on the counter, and other such things. overall it's a comfortable and cluttered little scene.
murderbot and ART being prompted with >how much do you like each other. murderbot replies "normal amount" and ART replies "that is classified information." an arrow points to murderbot that says "keeps a part of ART in it's chest" while another arrow points to ART and says "special secret password is murderbot's name"
Various sketches of Murderbot carrying Tula around in platform decay. there's the scene where Sofi falls asleep on its shoulder, the scene where Farai clings to the back of it's shirt with her eyes closed (afraid of heights), etc. in every one Tula is clinging to Murderbot's chest, and MB has at least one arm supporting her.
drawings of murderbot in platform decay. there are a couple drawings of it's preferred clothing (practical looking jacket/pants in dark blues and blacks) and the outfit it wears to blend in in the beginning of the book (loose cream and brown clothing. half untucked collared shirt and baggy brown pants) at this point i've drawn all the different stages of murderbot's hairstyle. it's hair is now mostly a natural brown with only a little bit of plasticky grayish blonde left, and it's changed to a curlier texture. it's supposed to have grown a bit longer, too, but i kinda overshot the length in the previous stage hairstyle, and curls would shorten it anways, so i'm keeping it kinda where it was. hehe.
one must imagine sisyphus, a sinkdog fanzine by meee. sinkdog is drawn similar to her original pose, but full of dirty dishes, grimacing, and dripping dirty water everywhere.
a drawn scene from Fugitive Telemetry (Murderbot Diaries) where Murderbot rescues a group of refugees from traffickers on a ship. i'll just quote the text here since it does it best: "To the humans. I said, 'I'm going after the others, just stay here -' I felt a hard thump from behind. It was low and to one side, where a fairly important part would be, if I was human. I turned. Human One had the armored hostile's weapon, the one I had taken away and dropped down into the module. And she had shot me with it."
the "why this mf look so mad" meme but with murderbot and secunit 3 - murderbot looks so mad. (and shorter than 3)
drawing of murderbot wondering wether it is only repulsed by the idea of kissing humans and briefly considers kissing an inanimate object (pillow) to find out before getting repulsed by the idea.
drawings of murderbot. it's wearing a Pansystem University of Mihira and New Tideland (or PSUMNT) shirt and thinking "i hate this stupid anagram. acronym. whatever" (this is something murderbot mixes up in the books). there's also a drawing of murderbot with damp hair and a fluffy towel. both drawings make use of bathylychnops' clumpy mascara brush (a recreation of it since i dont use csp) for little accents around the lines. im a big fan !!
various sketches of my idea of murderbot and how it looks in the fourth book. it's hair is scruffier, more brown coming in as the modified hair grows out. there's a drawing of the scene where murderbot meets pin-lee ("hi"), a drawing of murderbot pretending to eat and thinking of the AM hate monologue (faking eating is especially yucky and horrible for Murderbot, who has no esophagus and has to aspirate chunks of food to cough up later), and a drawing of murderbot injured/bleeding and looking serious.
various sketches of murderbot from the murderbot diaries (mainly my idea of its appearance from the second book). there's a drawing of murderbot tuning in to a telenovela (rosa salvaje), a drawing of MB watching star trek with ART (who is going "what's happening now?"), MB in full armor thinking about "blorbo from my shows", and a sketch of it looking tired/depressed and saying or thinking "i don't care." lyrics from Jam2go's song honeycrisp are also on the page: "(chorus) and i don't want this to end / no, i don't want to be friends / i'm bracing for it / i'm better off alone / don't you know? / (bridge) i don't want to be alone, but i don't try / i'm just better off alone, and i don't know why / how can i be sad if i don't cry? / maybe i'm rotten to the core and i don't know why..."
acrylic charms of rocky and grace from project hail mary. grace is in his outfit from the end of the story, and rocky is in his ball giving a thumbs down.
various drawings of murderbot (my interpretation) from the first and second book. first book mb has its head shaved short, and second book mb has slightly longer scruff.
sketch of murderbot standing in the corner while Ratthi shouts to the group "Leave it alone it's SHY!!!" the scene is composed just like the meme of the guy standing in the corner at the party thinking "they don't know im xyz" while people dance.
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drawing of nobara, megumi, and yuji from jjk. theyre blobby and simple with fat scribbly lines. (ink on paper digitally edited)
bathylychnop's oc jett, drawn at a beach (pretty green river, bright sunny day). he's shading his eyes, sweating and smiling in some light summery clothing.
mockup acrylic charm of ryland grace from project hail mary. he's hanging from the scruff of his coat. on the front he is happy and dressed the way he looks by the end of the movie, and on the back he is crying and is dressed the way he was the last time he was on earth.
my oc sky lion! he's a fluffy blue lion with wings and a unicorn horn. his eyes are covered with bandages. at night he is deep dark slate blue, and by day he's white and sky blue. in the bottom is his origin, my ponytown characters.
drawings of a fluffy sly-blue and white lion with scene hair, a unicorn horn, and wings. in some he's more anthropomorphized and has a chubby masculine build. his eyes are bandaged, but he isn't blind. he's just chuuni
more drawings of my sardine mermaid girl. in one, she has her fish tail and is sitting in a tub. in the others she has her legs - getting groceries, crouching in front of some potted plants with a cigarette... overall she continues to look kinda wimpy and flat in expression. the colours of this drawing are all bright yellows and bluish shadows.
a drawing of me, pondering my hair. it's short but not shaved - longer than i've had it in years. i'm thinking: "the sensory nightmare of long hair has faded enough for me to give growing it out a try again... i think what used to be overstimulating may be novel for enough time that i can see how i look as a man with long hair? maybe?" a panel to my left shows a young, pretransition drawing of me, tugging at the long hair on my head and crying. it's captioned: >10y ago, autistic overstimulation + dysphoria combo. a couple panels to my right show me now. closeup of my face, a few strands of hair brush against my forehead, much like spider legs. in the next panel i'm pulling all my hair away from my face and wielding a pair of scissors in a very "i'll fucking do it" type of pose.
drawings of a kinda wimpy looking girl. in some drawings she's a mermaid that looks kinda scrawny, like a sardine.
a drawing of hapi, the cat from kitten burst. he's sky blue with cloud patterns.
the batter, zacharie, and sucre from OFF as miis in tomodachi life. they all have custom drawn pets (the batter has an addon, zacharie has the judge, and sugar has valerie)
the batter and zacharie from OFF by mortis ghost, drawn like the miis i made for them in my tomodachi life game. zacharie has his usual outfit, but notably the batter is in a white sweatshirt and long black skirt. i think its very cool.
my oc jeph jestopher - a jester. he's wearing a layered outfit: white/blue diamond print tights, a fluffy blue petticoat, and some sort of off-shoulder starry print coat with big puffy sleeves and coattails. his colour scheme is all faded blue and dim gold. he has a beige neck ruff, a white mask with the classic t shaped clown eyes, and a 2-pronged jester's hat. many points on his outfit are adorned with little star and moon shapes, and part of his underlayer includes a big diamond shaped peekaboo window that shows a lot of his chest (which is scarred.) his hair is blunt cut and brown, and his skin is kinda an ashy light tan. there's something vaguely sickly about him.
a drawing of a stylized haagenti, one of the demons from the goetia. he's an anthro bull with dark brown wings and a bull skull mask. he is wearing a small wrap around his waist with a medallion that bears his seal, and is holding a floaty golden medieval looking sun. overall he's stocky and soft looking, and the colours are very golden and warm.
various drawings of kedamono from popee the performer. he is a large anthro purple dog with a white mask and orange trunks. his mask has various different drawn expressions - in the show they fall away to reveal different ones like flash cards as he espresses. it's neat. there's one popee drawing as well. he's an extremely offputting little white boy with a pink bunny eared hood and a red striped onesie.
a quick scribble of myself. my beige tshirt is my own merch and has a cat and some screens drawn on it. i've got a tupperware tucked into my collar for spitting out sunflower seed shells since i'm snacking at my desk & don't have room to put it down or hold it, lol. i'm wearing tattered sweatshorts, and nothing else.
willie muse's strange green creature
a sketch of woad's house: a big, old kettle in some abandoned garden. there's a little cozy shot of the interior, with lots of trinkets, clutter, a little loft nest, and a tiny fireplace built into the spout.
drawings of a fairy character based on a damselfly named woad (she/her, trans) she has tan skin, blue dyed hair with blonde roots, a long blue damselfly tail, damselfly wings, and short straight antennae. she wears blue dyed leaves: a large oak leaf fashioned into an apron that she wears the wrong way around, a miniskirt made from a fern leaf, and strappy sandals made from grass.
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various sketches of jevil deltarune. he's a little off model, with slightly more card-suit details on his outfit, digigrade legs, and his face drawn like some sort of mask.
drawing of a dog girl (some sort of long haired toy breed like a shih tzu or lhasa apso) in gyaru fashion & makeup. she's chubby and her belly hangs out over her leopard print skirt.
various chibi drawings of hatsune miku. the background is very textured blue meat.
12 AM: julio makes it online! we do the wordle together since it is past midnight. both of us wonder if wordle has ever had to recycle words - it turns out there are enough 5 letter words to last them 35 years. 12:30: nat joins and vi gets back on - the gang's all here. we watch nat do that favourite pokemon picker site. 2: everyone but me goes to bed. i decide to stay up late finishing, editing, and uploading my hourlies, since i know i won't sleep thinking about it.
4:30: hourlies catchup with vi, & i change to comfy indoor clothes (tshirt and black maxi skirt) 5-5:30: writing the aforementioned email. til 6:30: balatro & kimchi ramen. 6:50: i almost forgot about the dragoncave valentines day event & go grab some eggs. 7:30: catching up on my youtube subs in a discord call with vi (we often are on discord calls together even tho we are just in different rooms). i'm idly browsing tumblr and stuff.
9:30 am: woke up & did the wordle. chilled in bed for awhile. 9:55: got dressed. (grandpa outfit) 10-10:30: inked my black lamy with sailor kazakiribane & started hourlies. 11-11:30: made breakfast (eggs and pancakes) and woke vi up. we're low on food, so i have to eat my most behated breakfast. it's okay tasting. i'll survive. noon: thi and jenny arrive & we walk to A&W for lunch together.
journal spread with pasted-in magazine photos of yarn, plants, and text (scrabble tiles that reads 'Dream' and a fat font that reads 'Knits'). the overall colour scheme is warm and comfortable. the ink i used on this page is dark brown, and i've doodled a crane.
drawing of my fursona made in Tux Paint. theres a heavily textured blue background made out of a bunch of the stamp brushes.
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42 different balatro jokers, drawn as little kewpie doll/sonny angel little guys.
a drawing of myself in what i wore today - i'm a short and wide trans dude with scruffy stubble. i'm wearing a very open button up shirt tucked into a maxi skirt.
a beige squirrel with a brown tuft of hair, pale blue inner ears/tail markings/nose, a green button down shirt, and red framed glasses. details on the drawing read as follows: Personality: Lazy (normal pre new leaf) ♂ (♀ pre new leaf) birthday: Sept 17 Catchphrase: "Squirgle" Saying: "Sorry for rambling"
many ink drawings of my fursona (and a few cats at the top), a blue alien thing with floppy ears, a fluffy tail, and bug antenna. this is drawn with a sailor hocoro dip pen and the following blend of inks in equal measure: pilot iroshizuku ajisai, nagasawa onomatope pukapuka, and water :)
various ink drawings of many deltarune characters. noelle and susie, kris and berdly, etc. notably there is a little spamton that i drew before drawing a tenna without much room to work - spam is sorta in front of his leg. i wrote "well now it just looks like he is humping his leg" there's also a tiny drawing of blue ears and pizzapants (nice cream guy and burgerpants) looking at each other, with the little player character heart above them going "PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE"
a drawing of my fursona resting in the middle of a horizontal, rectangular arch-shaped object. the object is originally a very common optical illusion, where the arched top leads towards a three-pronged bottom that comes from the negative spaces, but in this case it has been edited to make spatial sense, and ends in two prongs. a caption on the bottom reads "could this object be built?"
various drawings of my fursona (a fuzzy blue alien thing with floppy ears, antenna, and a bushy tail) notably there is a diagram that points out what his body details are like: antenna: like a bug. no distinct style. head: kinda wide like a burger. fur: like a river otter, kinda bristly and good at being wet. mouth: also like an otter. its not drawn but he has strong and sharp teeth for clamping down on fish and cracking shells. tail: his tail is brushlike, very much like a giant anteater. ears: indistinct round floppy things like cinnamoroll or a mimiga. paws: big with large claws, vaguely like a big cat or maybe a bear.
a small knit plush of my fursona (blue critter with antenna and lop ears)
3 drawings of my fursona with different hairstyles. in the first he's got a sort of shaggy bowl cut (and he's saying milord...) under that is the caption "air dried (forgot gel)." in the second all his hair is up, like a shocked cartoon character. he imagines eraserhead baby since the main guy from that also has hair like he was electrocuted. under this is the caption "day after (gelled 2 late)." last is a drawing of him with stringy clumps of greasy hair. even his neck fluff is greasy. there are stink lines coming off him and he is simply captioned "greasy."