Dagger

@daggerwashere.bsky.social

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Stinky on the inside. Funny on the outside. Carelessly stressing everyday until I scream. Don't try to kiss me. Won't work. Here's things I think. I think. daggerwashere.bearblog.dev

A picture of Tom Brady with his beauty pageant bumpers in his mouth. Super cute!
A little acting like only little bitches can. Argentina player in the world cup crying on the floor because an opponent played soccer too close to them.
Picture of a typical soccer player crying on the ground because an opponent slowly walked past them so they threw themselves on the ground flopping like only a soccer bitch fish can.
Mugshots of the two old crap bags looking exactly like child abuser shit bags. They deserve to look that way. Super gross.
A screenshot of Schlitz Gay commercial on SNL.
Rick from Rick and Morty with his goofy floppy lips which looks oddly similar to this ladies vaginer lips.
Me with my small dick big dreams hat in front of the albatross exhibit at the Denver nature and science museum
A group of racist woman protesting in support of keeping segregation. Using bigotry to combat bigotry is only an option for bigots.
Picture of the child rapist Dirty Diaper Donny Trump and a white wet shirt displaying his fat bitch tits.
Jack Nicholson in The Shining being super scary but in this instance he's all about dat za you bitch!
A picture of Dirty Diaper Donny Trump and his stained face with the title of his greatest crime "Child Rapist"
A Simpsons scene in which Marge is befriended in prison by a tattooed lady monster. Back tattoo is from Mad Magazine "What kind of slime would I marry?" Then squishes her back muscles to reveal another message "What me worry?"
Mac getting doused with Dee's car jar urine.
Jack Nicholson in the shining being creepy outside a door he's about to bust down with an axe
Two muscle boys flexing muscles and some farm hand from the 1800's standing behind muscle boys look pretty damn suspicious.
Wayne giving thumbs up while saying the Cantonese version of "excellent"