Zelnut 🍉𓅨

@dahliaiterations.com

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(he/him/his) Unconditional bodily autonomy enthusiast. Homeschooling survivor. 🍉🏞️🌊⛓️‍💥 187:6/9 Pedocon theory: more evidence than gravitation. 🖤 ICE is ontologically evil. Law school drop out, Seminary grad. ☕

Some sort of curly Windows 11 thing that seems to be a bunch of folded blue sheets. Below that Windows encouraged me to get the latest features and security updates.

An extremely unauthorized ninja turtles comic from ONEGIANTHAND.COM about the dangers of drinking water contaminated with legionnaire's disease.
Panel 1: Michaelangelo and Leonardo. Mikey is pointing at something.
Michaelangelo: Cowabunga, dude! I'm going to drink from this rusty faucet! It'll be bodacious!
Panel 2: close up of Leonardo looking concerned
Leonardo: Michael, no! That faucet might be contaminated with legionnaire's disease!
Panel 3: Michaelangelo drinking from a rusty faucet
Michaelangelo: glaaaaaargh! The sweet tang of rust!
Panel 4: Michaelangelo holding his stomach and looking horrifie
Michaelangelo: Ack! I've contacted pd
Legionnaire's disease! I'm done for! There was so much I wanted to do with my life. I never saw the ocean. I was going to drive to California. Oh God, I never reconciled with my estranged son Andrew. Tell him I'm sorry. Tell him not to make the same mistakes his old man did!

The first Rabbi from A Serious Man, who incredulously said, "Yeah, but ...Sy Abelman?"

A still capture from the series "Look Around You" featuring "Anti-Garry-Gum," a gum that can be chewed to reverse the effects of Garry gum or, probably, Gary weed.

Cannabis is tied to fewer overdose deaths than other substance, Chiapperino said, and that when marijuana is mentioned in case reports involving deaths, the fatalities are usually attributed to secondary events like accidents or self-imposed harm. Marijuana's potential for overdose deaths is "much lower" than other Schedule I drugs as well as Schedule II opioids, the FDA official said.

Text:
... Chair in 2025. During Harrison's tenure as chair of the DNC, The Democratic Party had a net loss of three seats in the United States Senate (out of 100), seven seats in the House of Representatives (out of 435) and the presidency. The congressional losses were modest, but Democrats were voted out after just one presidential term.

ED EMBERLY'S DRAWING BOOK OF ANIMALS
A drawing book where all the animals are drawn with fine tip felt markers and the instructions are given as the series of shapes or pen strokes you made as well as the progress that contributed to the animal.

A tree full of multicolored dogs up a tree engaging in party activities from the classic children's book Go, Dog, Go! The caption reads, "a dog party!"

Godfather meme of Don Corleone looking heartbroken and saying, "Look how they massacred my boy."

Roast Beef thinking "Oh my god that is the worst possible answer on the universe", presumably reading the above post, which should not be allowed within 500 meters of a school.

A painting featuring a line of dots that kind of look at times like teeth, blobs that look like faces and black dots that look like eyes. There is a rather visceral looking red and orange blob at the bottom with a dirty of fragmented blue and purple brickwork around it.

dril tweet:
and another thing: I'm not mad.
please dont put in the newspaper
that i got mad.

Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant from Adventure Time

The tired empty-on-the-inside wojack.

The rock that Wert's brother stole, often presented in conjunction with a "rock fact," an ad hoc fabrication often said in response to a much more credible piece of information being presented past his attention span.

A clown is in a guillotine and a stuffy Frenchman looks at him saying, "Gotcha the Down, have you any last words?"
In the second panel the clown now in close up, says "Just one."
I'm the third panel, the clown, whose body is much smaller than his head, jumps through the guillotine saying, "Gotcha'!" The crowd is laughing and even the executioner is struggling to conceal his amusement.

Confused, dissociating Mr. Krabs meme.

(D-MI) Evelyn Normielib

A drawing of an older woman with glasses and a kind smile standing in front of a "IN THIS HOUSE WE BELIEVE..." sign.

- Retired teacher
- Voted for Buttigieg in 2020 because he reminds her of her grandson
-"The blood of the tyrant shall water our fields"

A small tiki-style figure that was once a prize in a can of Hills Bros coffee.

"Somehow Palpatine returned" meme altered to read "SOMEHOW OSAMA BIN LADEN RETURNED"

A sweet, beautiful torbie named Penny smelling a rose from a bouquet.

A nightlight that resembles an Alexa but most certainly is nothing of the sort casting an eerie red light in a darkened room just barely illuminating a congregation of stuffiess surrounding It. Barely illuminated, they could just as likely be cultists engaged in blasphemous worship as tired adventure around a campfire.

Tuxedo Mask and Sailor Moon meme. At top, Tuxedo Mask says, "My job here is done." At bottom, Sailor Moon says, "But you didn't do anything." This is what the Klob is doing here: nothing. Taking credit for the something that other people did having contributed precisely nothing.

NOTHING.

Jake the Dog from Adventure time holding a mug of coffee (streaming, adorned with a pink shark and a rainbow), his shoulders wrapped in a blanket. His expression is haunted. He is looking out the window. He has previously eaten meat harvested from an unknown character called Meatman. He now regrets this and informs Finn, his human brother (not pictured) that he thinks he's going to stop eating Meatman's meat.

Spider Man meme where he's speaking to Sauron (the X-Men villain who used his DNA recombinating techniques to turn himself and others into dinosaurs.

Spider Man is saying, "You can rewrite DNA on the fly, and you're using it to turn people into dinosaurs? But with tech line that, you could cure cancer!"

Sauron, who is a sapient pterodactyl, responds, "But I don't want to cure cancer. I want to turn people into dinosaurs."

Oppenheimer from the film Oppenheimer freaking out because the bomb that he designed has been used as a bomb, which is a strange thing to freak out about. Seriously, what the fuck did you think they were going to do with it, shoot the moon as a show of force? This is analogous to employees of the company named after the evil artifact from The Lord of the Rings that allows the user to view distant places (while sharing the vision with the dark Lord Sauron) because what the fuck did they think they were doing? Did anyone fucking sign on to work with this company thinking, "Oh, wow, I'm going to make the world a better place!"?!? How fucking stupid do you have to be to imagine a different outcome?!?

Viral image of china bowls spilling against the window of a cupboard in such a way that opening it will cause them to fall; there appears to be nothing that can be done to prevent this outcome.

Dick Cheney
Born Jan 30, 1941
Died Nov 3, 2025

Yoda olives meme.
Top text: 12:04 AM BEING DELIBERATELY MISINTERPRETED TO MAKE MY PLACATION SOUND THREATENING
Bottom text: 12:06 AM GOING BACK FOR MORE PLACATION

DW from Arthur looking through the chain link fence meme.

Jim Downey "Jeffrey Epstein the New York Financier" meme

The Whizzard of Piss, a coy expression on his face saying, "DARE YOU ENTER MY MAGICAL REALM?"

Principal Skinner "Pathetic" meme.

The Dresden Dolls' self-titled album.

Meme of the guy in class with the bulging veins. I don't actually know the background behind this, but it always makes me think of that scene in Always Sunny where Charlie, accustomed to being forced by Frank to eat the beak of any chicken he eats, rapidly blurts out "beak" even after being coached by Dee to just order an ordinary sandwich.

Garfield looks at a sign featuring Garfield with a large red circle with a line through it over him. Closed caption says, "Huh. I wonder who that's for."

Oppenheimer from the film Oppenheimer having a mental breakdown after realizing the bomb he designed is going to be used as a bomb. This parallels not only how Elon and his team should have (and did) predict that Grok would be used to generate non-consensual pornographic images, but also my brain after learning that the only "apology" was apparently generated by some random user like JFC, your robot sexually assaulted a child why the FUCK haven't you at least said some kind of mea culpa? Some rando has to tell your robot to take responsibility? The world really is run by a cabal of elite pedophiles, and the people who think the world is run by elite pedophiles work for them.

Scott Seiss captioned "Then die" from his TikTok series where he refuses to debate or compromise on issues.

A chart showing the Big Mac index against the consumer price index. Both go up, especially in the last few years.

A black and white scene from Charlie Chaplain's film "The Great Dictator." A Nazi-substitute officer, wearing a buttoned uniform and an armband adorned with two X's stands next to a bust. The subtitle reads, "But wait. There's one man who might make us a loan - Epstein."

Eliezer Yudkowski standing in front of a whiteboard, eyes wide and hands beside his head. He appears to be screaming.

Yudkowski recently Co-authored a book about the possibility that AI might doom human life.

dril tweets: Hello (hastily crossed out "Alan") < Bluesky this is your lawer [sic] speaking. I am advising you today to please keep posting this shit.

Tweet from Angie (butterfly emoji) @angiegxox:
Self care is cancelled. We're doing acid and yelling at the moon naked.
17:25 - 28 Aug 20 - Twitter for iPhone
12.1K Retweets and comments, 48.4K Likes

Reply from Sancho Villa @GEMFCO:
Oh, so doing acid and yelling at the moon isn't self care?
42 Retweets, 506 Likes

Wikipedia "Opponents" section, showing Guatemala, United States, Israel, Taiwan and Argentina.

Text: Murray said he confirmed with the lead opinion in do far as the Legislature's clear duty to present bills to the governor. That said, Murray dissented by writing that although the Constitution provides a time period during which the Legislature must present enrolled bills to the governor, that time frame had passed, so there was no constitutional requirement for the bills to be presented now — nor was there any legal remedy that could be granted to the Senate.

Two panel meme of Chidi speaking to Eleanor from The Good Place.
Panel 1
Chidi: Okay. But that's worse.
Panel 2
Chidi: You do get how that's worse, right?

A torbie cat sniffing a rose

Hans Moleman that one time he was saying "boo-urns"

Chat between two individuals:
LEFT: They make microwavable crucibles now. Not sure the cost involved and they're not huge, but microwaves are not terribly expensive and definitely cheaper than an electric furnace.
> astounded emoji response to message
RIGHT: <Pushes MELT>
<Pushes 3>
<screen reads "METL">
<Pushes 5>
<screen reads "TITN">
(other options: 1 - "STNM", 2 - "CUPR", 3 - "FERR", 4 - "ARGN", 6 - "AURM", 7 - "WOLF", 8 - "PLTN", 9 - "PLLD")
(not present: "PLUB", "CADM")
> laughing emoji response to message
RIGHT: 7 gets REAL shiny.
RIGHT: Don't look directly at 7.
RIGHT: 6 is also good for Rutherfordium, Halfnium, Tantalum and Osmium. If you hit 0, there's an Easter Egg where is says "HGNM" and runs for 0 seconds.

Conversation via text.

Them: (8:41 AM) How goes?
Me: (9:54 AM) My therapist fired me because she felt she was insufficiently skilled to assist me further, no I am not joking, yes, I've been having a very hard time, no, there's nothing you or anyone else can do but I appreciate you and any patience whatever that you can muster in regards to my going randomly incommunicado.
She told me to stop saying she "fired" me because that's a "very negative framing" and I said, "Who do you think you are? My therapist?"
(that's not a joke, but I think it's funny nonetheless)

Charlie Kirk mocking a woman he just made a very stupid "point" to by making a hideous grin. Just horrible. Eye watering in its hideousness.

A drawing of Thomas Richardson captioned with the "Press X to DOUBT" meme.

Bluesky Safety statement about how glorifying violence or celebrating harm are against the rules or whatever.

Political cartoon depicting the aftermath of some sort of riot with MLK Jr. being interviewed by a reporter. MLK is saying "I Plan To Lead Another _Non-Violent_ March Tomorrow!" The reporter is looking aghast at the city burning.

A Google result's "People also ask" section with the top question, "How much do fingers cost to build?" with an answer regarding dimes (the coin).

Pastel piece on copy paper. Red in the upper right, green in the lower left, blue and people in the middle.

A pencil and charcoal drawing of Thomas Richardson from the film Apostle a moment before he confronts Bill about what he knows about Thomas' kidnapped sister.
The "press X to doubt" text from LA Noir has been added below.