Dalk

@dalkalopag.us

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I could power a small city with my whining. (He/Him)

@ElioVarona-z7j​​👎🏻👎👎👎👎🏻👎🏻 @ElioVarona-z7j​​You QVC guest don’t even go to church at all @ElioVarona-z7j​​You are a bunch of clowns 🤡
A white T-Shirt with a picture of Regis Philbin, and text that says "His voice and mannerisms simply thrilled me as a child"
A poster for Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie, outside of a movie theater.
A whisky decanter shaped like a hand gun, with an American flag on the grip.
From the Soda Lovers Wiki: Chubby Merenguito is a Chubby flavor which is unknow what it is in flavor. He has been confirmed on the SM Jaleel Company website, and also on Instacart. The drink is known to be orange in color. An independent, professional "Chubby" reviewer has confirmed this specific flavour to exist.
Vile white alien from "The Carpenters...Space Encounters"
"It was not long into Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me that I had an epiphany. I suddenly realized what's wrong with Vice President Al Gore. Just like Austin Powers, the veep has lost his mojo! Okay, I know half of you are wondering what's wrong with me that I would go to see Austin Powers, and the other half are wondering what's wrong with me that I would think about Al Gore while watching any movie at all. These things are far too complicated to explain. All I can tell you is that there I sat, with this heavy new awareness weighing on my mind."
Three Witches Reading