Dallon🍉

@dallons.art

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eng/esp/日本語 i made a really bad comic at age 3 and haven't been normal since 🖌️ https://dallons.art/ 🌐 https://dallinks.crd.co/ 📬 https://dallondelivery.straw.page/ 🔍 #art #strawpage

A photo of the poster (hi) holding a large, ragged-looking owl feather. It is warm in color and has dark stripes that fade at the base.
A photo of a Chopstick snail climbing up the inside of its tank next to the thermometer.
A photo of a dilute calico cat laying in front of the doorway of a red-walled room.
A four-panel sketch comic. Panel one: A house with a lit window against a dark orange sky. Panel two: A cartoon version of the artist looking over his shoulder at a calico cat loafing in his room's doorway. Panel three: The cat looking up grumpily while the artist walks over, asking: "Are you OK." Panel four: The cat continuing to glare up in the foreground. Another cat, a tabby, can be seen in the background loafing at the edge of a stairway while glaring out a window.
A cropped photo of the poster's local news TV broadcast, being an instruction list containing the following: "How to stop new Meta AI model from using your Instagram pics (according to NewsNation). To make account off-limits: - 3 lines on top right - "How others can interact with you" - "Sharing & reuse" - "Allow people to reuse your content on Instagram & with AI features at Meta" - Toggle off "posts" & "reels."
A closeup of the painting in the replied-to post, focused on the flag and man.
A digital bust painting of a blonde woman staring ahead tiredly, half of her face and all of her chest hidden by plants. Upon close inspection, she appears to be just entering the first stage of decomposition.
An oil painting featuring a man wearing a dark cloak and tricorne standing on a rock formation before the flag of the United States. A musket is loosely held in one hand and settled behind him. Various scratches in the canvas mark hidden shapes, such as human skulls.
"Dallon's Guide to "it's hot." as a guy whose day job is outdoor labor, and art studio is (also his bedroom) in a house with no upstairs AC." A scribble of a cartoon version of the artist wearing a shirt of the Sun flashing a middle finger sits facing a blowing fan.
A comic labeled "Make a Terrible Comic Day 2026." Panel one: A cartoon version of the artist sits in front of his screen tablet. Panel two: The same image, with the artist now looking up at the reader, saying: "I dunno what to make a comic of so you're getting a current thoughts dump instead." Panel three: Various doodles, including the following: A "handsome" version of the artist accompanied by text inspired by Impact memes, saying: "How I f--how I feel not paying eighty to one hundred dollars for Grand Theft Auto 6 that is a scam wtf." Another cartoon artist floating blankly, thinking: "I love art." A very simple shrimp labeled: "how do I draw these things." A cartoon German Shepherd labeled: "these things are awesome." The artist holding a bag of live shrimp, labeled: "the shrimp I got for my office tank just got here I'm so happy!" Finally, the artist mimicking the "Two Soyjaks Pointing" meme at a low quality image of Arthur Morgan from Red Dead Redemption 2.
A commission advertisement by the poster, titled "Dallon's Horrible Car Fund." A tiny drawing of him says: "I'm broke! A mechanic damaged my car for (one thousand dollars) and the repairs cost another (one thousand and five hundred dollars). I'm so thrilled!" Below are two commission types being offered: a character bust sketch for twenty dollars able to be made a full body for an additional five, and a bust painting for eighty dollars. A list of what is accepted: human and humanoid characters, feral characters, blood and gore, body horror, and suggestive imagery. A list of what is not accepted: mech characters, hate speech, character design creation, and sexual intercourse and masturbation. At the very bottom of the image reads: "Commissions are for personal use only and are not to be resold, modified, or fed to generative AI."
A photo from the driver's seat of a holographoc speedometer that appears to float above the hood of the car. It shows the area speed limit sign beside the car's current driving speed.
A screenshot of Summer Games Fest 2026, showing off the number of game releases on Steam within the first five months of a year from 2020 to 2026. In order: 2020, 2,386 games. 2021, 2,327 games. 2022, 2,660 games. 2023, 4,731 games. 2024, 6,810 games. 2025, 7,862 games. 2026, 9,265 games.
A three-page comic about background characters in the game Final Fantasy 14 recognizing plot severity patterns in the amount of protagonists present in the area. Page one, panel one: Bloezoeng, an apron-clad man belonging to a fantasy race of giantlike people, cleans a glass with a rag while saying: "Afternoon, miss." An unnamed chef, a young human male, leans against the inner side of a counter, saying: "Hi Tataru!" Another man wearing armor, Hugubert, turns while walking, saying: "Hey Tataru." A human woman named Alys can be seen carrying a plate of glasses behind the counter. In the foreground, Tataru, who belongs to a gnomelike race, says: "Hi guys!" Panel two: Bloezoeng leans against the outer side of the counter with wide eyes and crossed arms. The chef reaches across the counter for Bloezoeng's cleaned glass, also wide-eyed, saying: "Oh! Hello!" Alys is peeking over his shoulder, visibly surprised, as is Hugubert, who now leans against the counter. In the foreground, a man with feline features, G'raha, says: "Afternoon!" To his side, a woman belonging to the same race as Tataru, Krile, says: "Hello!"
A photo of a cream tabby cat sat in a pet bed with a single leg stretched in the air behind his head. He is not grooming himself and doesn't even realize how he's sitting.
A bust sketch of the artist's Final Fantasy 14 character, a scarred man with messy hair and sharp, rabbitlike ears.
A photo of a gas price screen that reads: "4.299 (USD per gallon)." Beneath it is a simple sticker that reads: "Trump did this."
A scanned page of various black ink sketches on yellow-toned paper, featuring: A bulldog with a spiked collar, a bat, an ugly duckling, a chameleon, a rabbit, a stinky cat, a blank-faced baby with the words "The Goo-Goo Stare", a mustached old man, a smiling old woman, a deer with overgrown antlers, a scrawny man wearing a "Hollywood's next top white boy!!!" shirt, a lion, a wolf saying: "I just think the whole "abo" thing has complicated my life in a needless way to be honest.", a four-horned goat saying: "I love socialism", and a tiger.
A screenshot of the "Large Black Premium Sketchbook" from the company Peter Pauper Press that costs $14.99.
A sketch of a snarling cartoon canine with red teeth.
A photo of a cream tabby cat sitting on top of a leather ottoman, while a dilute calico cat is laying on the floor in front of it. Both have their heads turned to look at something above the camera (my unseen and very interesting hand).
An illustration of an eight-eyed lamb's head ducked down, the end of its muzzle covered in blood. The left-bottom corner hosts the words "You are God's eye."
A photo of a cream tabby cat curled on top of a blanket-covered couch, looking over his shoulder at the camera with round eyes.
A screenshot of Pombon, the fire starter for the newest Pokémon game, which is inspired by Southeast Asia. It's a fluffy little dog with golden, manelike fur.
A close-up photo of a cream tabby cat loafing in a gray bed next to a pink towel with white stripes. His shoulder is covered in drool—something he does when he's happy, which is strange, and mildly digusting.
A photo of a sketch of a horse done on white paper in red, maroon, and black ink. The horse has a fiery mane and wears a tied rope with bells attached around its neck. One of the pens used sits across the paper.
A sketch comic of Red Dead Online characters Jessica LeClerk and the player character. Panel one: LeClerk leans forward while sat with a cup of coffee, saying: "So...what's your name, fella?", and out of view, the other character says: "Red." Panel two: Red is laying on the ground against a log in front of a fire with crossed legs, the two conversing: "...That it?" "(humming) Yup." "Okay...where you from, Red?" "Up north, I think." Panel three: A closer look of Red's face, their eyelids lowered and visibly irritated in a manner that leaves wrinkles; "You think?" "Mama was a Brit, but I dunno what an ocean looks like. So probably north." Panel four: LeClerk frowns from behind her cup; "And your daddy?" "From one of them lands west of Cali. Passed years ago." "...How old are you, fella?" Panel five: A view from above as Red closes their eyes, nonchalant; "Twenty." "Oh. ...Your eyes--" "Yeah I got sum'n fatal. Can't remember what though. Kinda think the doctor was makin' up words. Real strange fella." Panel six: A very simplified version of LeClerk looks incredibly uncomfortable in the corner as Red keeps speaking: "You ever met a doctor, miss? Think they might be a scam. Cost me ten bucks. Then I got arrested 'n now I have none. Sorry about your husband though."
A bust sketch of an individual with large horns and wild hair. Various figures are scribbled around them, the most visible being an infant holding a bow, representing Cupid. There is a tear in the image around the individual's eyes, revealing bloodstains underneath.
A photo of a dilute calico cat sat on the edge of a kitchen counter, leaning towards the camera.
A cartoon of the artist laying facedown, accompanied by an arrow leading to him from the words "the only reason he's not crying is because hrt won't let him". A screenshot of Arthur Morgan from Red Dead Redemption 2 can faintly be seen in the background, along with images of: a pathetic-looking kitten laying facedown, an elephant standing in a room with the caption "address me", a screenshot of Eggman from one of the Sonic Real-Time Fandubs saying "I miss my wife, Tails. I miss her a lot", an elderly Labrador Retriever squinting into a sunset, and three memes of horses with the captions "white boy why do you torment me so", "white boy why", and "please come home white boy".
An edit of the "So There's This load bearing wall u shouldn't have removed" meme, the text replaced with "So There's This act of "public safety" that has not only been proven to do more harm than good but also puts all of your users at risk seeing you apparently had the information of around 70,000 accounts leaked back in october".
An illustration of a cartoon version of the artist looking over his shoulder awkwardly while sat at a desk, drawing on a large screen tablet, a tabby cat resting in a bed attached to the desk. The text at the bottom starts off large before decreasing in size with every line, reading: "Sorry for not posting art every day it's just that being a college student working two jobs while living in one of the most anti-humanity countries in recorded history makes trying to live up to the expectations of peoples' content-gluttonous mindsets feel like torture especially as someone who is against the capitalization of every aspect of human life which is one of the very reasons so many people all over the world are suffering in the first place. So actually I'm not sorry nvm".
A photo of the artist holding the quoted artwork (an illustration of a large dog chewing on a body's tactical boot) after it's been printed onto a metal sheet, with a cream tabby cat seen standing in the background.
A photo of a corner of the poster's room that contains a black L-shaped desk hosting a large screen tablet, a laptop, a curved monitor, a small side monitor, and a keyboard. A gray cat bed is attached to the desk's left side. On the walls, one gray and one red, are various paintings, posters, photographs, and cards, some framed, others taped or nailed up. The room is dimly lit by a small red desk lamp.
A photo showing off the various pins attached to the poster's leather jacket, including: A button that reads "KEEP STARING I might do a trick" right next to a button that reads "Don't stare at my button", a gothic he/him pronouns button, a Progress Pride Flag, a gutted fish, a crowned skull, a cat with a spiked collar, a red rose, a Chinese dragon, a creature with a pointed tail, the Unus Annus YouTube channel logo, a closeup of "The Unicorn in Captivity", a snarling wolf head, the word "NOPE", a New York Aquarium logo, the Against All Authority brand logo, a sloth laying on a stick that reads "chill", a ladybug that reads "don't bug", a Palestine watermelon, a cherry blossom flower, an anti-Nazi button, a hissing cat accompanied by the text "DON'T TOUCH ME", a green beetle, "I (donut) care", "suck it up buttercup", "run.", Papa Smurf in a blue heart, three Camp Mustelid buttons, and two Art Fight team logos.
An illustration of a cartoon dog standing, followed by another of her being walked on a leash by a cartoon version of the artist in the snow, accompanied by the words: "One of my favorite dogs at work is a German Shepherd-Siberian Husky mix. She has good recall so I usually take her out on a long lead. Last time I did—earlier this week—was the day after it'd snowed."
A photo of Kermit the Frog longingly looking out of a rain-covered window.
A message from the poster (hi)/artist of the quoted post, reading: "i do wanna say since i was just told this is getting reposted other places as well. i Have given permission to people to make posters and such of this upon being asked as long as they don't make money off of it. i just want to emphasize that everyone is careful about Who is sharing this because some strange folk have done so either for likes or to spew hate or other things. you should also know that the cartoon character in this is me. that is literally just exactly what i look like in a cartoon style. because it is me lol. please do not be weird. thanks".
A cropped screenshot of a work-in-progress illustration, featuring a dog's paw holding down a boot.
An illustration of a large dog chewing on a body's tactical boot.
A photograph of a snow-covered crabapple tree's branches above plain white ground.
A photo of a cream tabby cat curled up in a fluffy plush bed. His body is curled strangely so his head is twisted upside down.
A photo of two cats resting on a couch, one being a dilute calico settled against its armrest, while the other is a cream tabby laying at the top of it.
A very simple doodle of a cat laying face-down.
A Strawpage ask stating: "quick say your thoughts about leon in 5 seconds". A cartoon version of the artist is drawn next to a faintly-visible screenshot of Leon Kennedy's appearance in Resident Evil Requiem, saying: "I think he needs a new haircut it's been ~40 years...enough is enough..."
A crudely-drawn sketch of a cartoon character representing the artist holding a game controller while wearing a tiny cowboy hat, saying: "Why's he sexy!!"
A screenshot of the player's owned "Gallant Shepherd" (German Shepherd) minion in the game Final Fantasy 14.
Two rough sketches of a dark-furred capybara with various piercings, paw (toe?) rings, a bracelet, and a spiked collar. Above either sketch are the words "this thing is sick as hell" in the Impact font, followed by fire emojis.
An illustration of an orange horse with flames in place of tail and mane, with a blue, red, and white snake curled around their body.
A scribble of a cartoon version of the artist flipping off the number 2025, which appears to be on fire. Said flipping off is just a copy-pasted version of the Samsung middle finger emoji.
A photo of a very round, soft-looking plush of a sheep with cream wool and a tan face, ears, and hooves.
A photo of Wasabi the Pekingese, who is essentially a slab of very fluffy hair with a tiny dog face attached.
A comic of two dark-furred anthropomorphic canines, one a purely-domestic mutt and the other a wolfdog, sitting on a couch. In panel one, the mutt holds up her phone, saying: "Dude you should draw this hot character it'd look sick." The wolfdog responds with: "Nah I'm too shy." In panel two, the mutt frowns at him, her head now tilted down so the length of her nose is very visible, saying: "...What do you mean "shy" do you think they're gonna see it. What are you saying to me." In panel three the wolfdog leans back with his eyes closed, ignoring her questioning.
A cartoon character representing the artist holds up a cropped screenshot of his Tumblr blog's inbox count, which is indicated to have 48 submissions, saying: "May I talk to the outside world please there's quite a bit in here". An anthropomorphized version of the Tumblr logo holds up a cropped screenshot of the inbox itself, which reads as empty, saying: "No." The cartoon character stares at the anthropomorphized logo in awkward silence while said logo stands sassily while staring ahead at nothing.
Art of a young reindeer trotting ahead of a group of adults following them. In order, they are: Rudolph, Donner, Cupid, Blitzen, Prancer, Dasher, Vixen, Dancer, and Comet.
An uncolored sketch of an old man with bushy facial hair and a long coat (JB Cripps) holding the previously-mentioned cowboy character up by the armpits, saying: "Got me one o' them QUEERS!"
Sketches of a cowboy character in black clothing with a red bandana and a deep cheek scar that reveals several teeth. The first two sketches are busts, one of a frustrated expression and the other surprised, while the third sketch is of them sitting atop a black horse as it trots.
A loose sketch of a marble sculpture of the Greek god Apollo; the face and neck are rendered heaviest.
A doodle of a cartoon character laying flat on his back, eyes shut tiredly. The number twenty-two floats above him and resembles a wobbly speech bubble. It is filled with various shades of the color pink.