Damaged

@damaged.excessive.space

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I write stuff. https://excessive.space They/Them

A screenshot from Bloons TD6's latest event where you have play specific game types and do particular things to progress. The third in the list is "Win Co-op Games", which doesn't even have one filled in—and never will.
A temp and humidity readout for "Outside" showing (over 24hrs): Temp: 4.7C-12.3C Humid: 72%-92%
A screenshot from the movie Idiocracy showing the Whitehouse in a state rather similar to a McMansion after years of neglect.
A person applying downward pressure on a crow, making it caw loudly. The caption at the top reads "Press crow to crow"
A set of dip switches that are likely IRQ configs. Oh hell, now I'm having flashbacks to working on ISA machines...
Star Trek: The Next Generation Wesley, engaging in a long and complicated statement about how he would save the day Picard: "Shut up, Wesley."
Former Australian Prime Minister (among other roles he claimed), Scott Morrison, showing off a piece of coal, thankfully dressed up as a prop, to make a point to the opposition. This was one of the lowest points in Australia's history as it shows what an utter cunt he is. You will note, he really did cack his dacks in a McDonald's bathroom when the Cronulla Sharks, lost the 1997 Super League Grand Final, despite all rumors to the contrary.
A screencap of a Twitter post that reads "big tiddy goth gf" with an image of a Visigoth woman in armor and with a sword, saying "Hello my little Roman man" to a shellshocked and slightly out of focused Roman soldier in the near foreground.
Two characters' conversation balloons that read: First character: We are super messed up. Our dads are supervillains. Second character: Your dad was a supervillain. Mine's a corrupt billionaire. First character: Same difference.
A single panel comic. Someone is sitting at a computer desk, typing furiously. From left of screen: "Are you coming to bed?" Person at computer: "I can't. This is important." Person left of screen: "What?" Person at computer: "Someone is WRONG on the internet." ("wrong" is underlined, which I suspect adds emphasis in tone) There is alt text that reads: "What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
Windows 11's Typing Insights feature. The feature is turned on, but of the fields it is "helping" with: Autocompleted words Suggested words Keystrokes saved Spelling corrections Swiped words ... all are at 0 (zero).
A Magic: The Gathering playing card depicting a face-down person on a barren plain, their own magically-removed spine and skull hovering above them. They don't look as happy as the rat in Circe's pic. The card is a Black Instant that costs one Pherexian mana. The rules text: ([pherexian mana symbol] can be paid with either [black mana symbol] or 2 life.) Choose target card in a graveyard other than a basic land card. Search its owner's graveyard, hand, and library for any number of cards with the same name as that card and exile them. Then that player shuffles his or her library.
A meme that reads "Everywhere I go... I see his face..." and has the "4 image crypto scam" in the background.
A kobold in an oversized trenchcoat jumping for joy because they have found moss to eat!
Literally the video they posted but without the stupid top and bottom bars. Like seriously, wtf?
A screencap of an earlier post in this thread where my grammar checker is complaining about the word "Cunt" as being offensive.
A meme. The image itself is the scene from the movie Jaws, where they're on a boat trying to catch the huge shark. The text reads "We're going to need a smaller violin"
A screenshot of the FurAffinity comment thread showing that FA staff have deleted the comment.
Meme image of Bruce Banner giving his iconic "look back at the camera before hulking out" pose, with the meme text: Top: That's my secret, FA Bottom: I already purge my notifications regularly
An image showing and naming the bone structures in the human arm, a dog and horse's forequarters, a bat's wing, a bird's wing, and a seal's flipper. This shows that nature doesn't "reverse" anything, and really likes a useful pattern when it finds one.
A kobold with a pickaxe leaning back against a giant crystal.
A snapshot from the video showing the book to be a Harriet Porber novel written by the phenomenally talented, based, and loving author Dr. Chuck Tingle.
A screenshot of a Discord (chat app) subscription page, showing that the $100/yr subscription has been canceled.
A screenshot from a phone showing Discord telling the user it is an "Age-Restricted Channel" and that they need to "reverify"
A fox that, when they open their mouth, 56kb/s modem noises come out.
A screenshot from the video linked by parent post showing a fictional definition for "Apiary" as "Not for apes, who are hairy." There is a closed caption shown that reads "(lol just read the screen)"
A video of someone's bed, with Blahaj sharks raining down on it. There are, or so one friend supposedly counted, over 50.
A picture of a kobold leaning back against a giant crystal, eyes closed, resting their pickaxe on the ground head first.
An excerpt from an SMBC Comic. Text at top: The molecule was shaped to receive electro-magnetic signals that would cause the rigid portion to move across the vibrating region. The image below it could be very loosely described as a molecule shaped so it can act like a tiny, tiny violin.
An excerpt from an SMBC Comic. Text at top: The molecule was shaped to receive electro-magnetic signals that would cause the rigid portion to move across the vibrating region. The image below it could be very loosely described as a molecule shaped so it can act like a tiny, tiny violin.
An image labeled: Yeah, I'm into NFTs A close up of a cat's nose labeled: Noses A close up of the underside of a cat's paw: Feets A close up of a cat's partially open mouth: Teefs
An adorable lil derg making the Discord notification sound.
A huge white-on-black picture of "/s" to indicate sarcasm.
Two people are looking at a car. There is text above them explaining the setup of the joke. "My Hobby: Whenever anyone calls something an [adjective]-ass [noun], I mentally move the hyphen one word to the right." One of the people says to the other: "Man, that's a sweet ass-car."
A cover for an IDW comic in the My Little Pony series. It features princess Luna, looking wired as heck, standing on a mountain of coffee paraphernalia, saying "I feel like I can do ANYTHING!" followed by "I bet I could fly!" She has her wings stretched out. Below, on solid—uncaffinated—ground, her sister Princess Celestia is saying "I'm switching you to decaf!"