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fuck twitter lol

@nukboii.bsky.social: you anti-bedtime leftists may not like it, but the charts speak for themselves! (graph plotting hoes increasing over charlie brown)
George Alan O'Dowd, celebrated kidnapper and genocide apologist
Lisa Simpson: Woo-aahh! Dad, doesn't this car have seat belts? Homer: Seat belts, PFEH! They kill more people than they save! Lisa (being thrown to the side): That's not true, you're thinking of airbags!
Ctrl+F for “nato” on the linked page, zero results
an old “Vote Socialist Labor Party” pamphlet with an uncolorized version of the same cartoon
zoomed in image of the colorized comic, showing the Black worker’s hand blending in with the concrete
Wiki entry claiming Ebenezer Scrooge to be 57
a search on the linked page for “khaybar ya,” with zero results
search results for “famous Seartle raccoon.” his name is Jimothy
from bsky user “Jeff Ahpook”: The very term "Palestinian" is ethnic minutiae! There is not now, nor has there ever been a country called Palestine! Its a made-up Roman term.
a google result for “ultra-processed foods review” showing the term being used in earnest by Harvard Medical, Tufts and a meta-study by the pre-RFK NIH (reposted with edited alt text for historical accuracy)
SA2 boss titlecard: “THE BIOLIZARD — The Prototype of The Ultimate Life”
ness growing a mushroom on his head
Donald Duck in Kingdom Hearts, thinking: “I don't really think about much, normally. I'm more of a ‘talk out loud’ kind of guy...”
Tyler Austin Harper in the camo-pattern cap he wears in his Twitter pfp
the larval forms of “The Diggers,” from the 1997-2001 animated series “The Recess”
connie cryptoland, winking and giving a thumbs up at a good casting decision
Twitter convo from 2020. Dean Browning, PA republican: “What Trump built in 4 years, Biden will destroy in 4 months.” @ADunks5: “You mean what Obama built in 8 years, Trump trying to take credit for the first 3 years. Trump destroyed in 3 months with help from the ‘Trump virus’! “Biden now has to rid the country of the ‘Trump virus’! Stay away from Drugs Dean! You're clearly high!” Dean Browning, still white: “I'm a black gay guy and I can personally say that Obama did nothing for me, my life only changed a little bit and it was for the worse. Everything is so much better under Trump though. I feel respected - which I never do when democrats are involved.”
Just scrolling through the thread so far
the top of @stelek.bsky.social’s video tab. the most recent four video thumbnails are visible: 1. A clip of I think Carrie Fisher in The Empire Strikes Back. Caption: “Two Nazi pieces of shit mouth fucking each other” 2. A gif of a man with a beard indoors, saying “hit it again” into a phone as we see a building explode through the blinded window behind him. 3. Hitler giving a speech. Caption not visible. 4. A gray room evocative of a prison. The ceiling is shiny, like linoleum or marble. Light is cast into this room through unseen, barred panels. Caption not visible.
young jasper beardsley in his zoot suit
tuxedoed chudjak playing roulette, distressed that it has finally landed on the one “something” space amidst a full circle of “nothing.” a JJBA-style 「ゴゴゴゴ」onomatopoeia indicates an ominous rumble.
Poster for “The Man 3”
tim heidecker from that one special where he slicks back his hair and squints and leans forward
tweet by @UrOrientalist: “Imagine dying for the Epstein empire and the one time your sacrifice is acknowledged, your name is covered up by the stock ticker” with a CBS News screenshot with a “Killed in Action” list and exactly that
Axel from Kingdom Hearts 2, shouting “Two!?” in disbelief
The top post, retweeted by Benjamin Ryan with the caption “Evergreen tweet. No notes.”
A Duolingo German lesson. “Mayo ist zu scharf für meinen Partner”: “Mayonnaise is too spicy for my partner”
Quote from Wikipedia: “The term may be spelled with or without a hyphen (antisemitism or anti-Semitism). Many scholars and institutions favor the unhyphenated form.” Two citations are linked.
Part of a Pixar timeline divided into eras, from 2012-2014. Brave’s 2012 release is labeled “we’re back!” while the next year’s Monsters University is used to mark an “it’s over” era
oscar proud in a dashiki saying “the shortest month of the year” while looking at the audience with a “can you believe this bullshit?” expression on his face
the joker from batman (1989), drawing and discharging the longest weapon he keeps in his pants
poster for a movie where the guy from the star wars show puts cat fetuses inside of human women
Mr. Burns in a Hawai‘ian shirt, telling Smithers “and I’m really enjoying this so-called ‘rapped music.’”
Drew Pavlou on Twitter, posts an image of Charlie Kirk shaking hands with Malcolm X. The caption reads: “It’s an honour [sic] to meet you, Mr. X.” “You’re alright for a white boy, Mr. Charlie.” Below this, he posts a reply to himself: “Edit [sic]: I just discovered Malcolm X was a member of the Nation of Islam rather than a Christian. Will keep this in mind in future [sic]”
Puck, from Marvel Comics
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