Maffyou

@damplump.bsky.social

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Earth Scientist | Plant Parent | Invertebrate Guardian | Snacks 🏳️‍🌈 He/Him

My hand holding up a large maroonish flared bell-shaped stapelia flower. There are tiny white specks towards the centre which are little fly maggots
A purplish balloonish stapelia flower
A black cat licking the side of her body and exposing her little pink belly
A prop of a housecentipede on a white card with the label "Rotting Relict Props"
A fine fern-leafed plant with a conical pink flower
A spherical dark brownish-amber lamp on a glass circular table
A picture of me wearing my new glasses with text on the pic saying: New glasses Updated prescription so watch out lil bugs
A bunch of columnar stapelia stems with a flower bud coming out perpendicular near the middle of the photo
A cooling rack with 11 cupcakes on it. The frosting is a multicoloured swirls of green, white, and pink for the newfoundland flag
A tabby cat and a black cat looking out of a brown metal framed window
My hand holding a bunch of swiss chard
Monkey face grinning with its little teeth
A cartoon newspaper hat
An orange and white tabby cat with its head behind a laptop screen and a sketch of what his face looks like on the screen
A screenshot from the merlin bird app with the identified recordings of American Redstart Veery Red-eyed Vireo Black-throated Green Warbler Ovenbird
A DM from demi lovato with the text: Demi Lovato @ddlovato I saw that you wrote that twitlonger about how I spoke whale to you why did you expose me fam? 5:41 PM Delete it fat 5:41 PM Before I fuck you up 5:41 PM
A little monkey face grinning and showing its little teeth
A black cast iron baking sheet and pan on top of brown paper
My balcony pond with some plants, sand, pebbles, and driftwood
Zoomed in pic of a black and white cat face
A little black cat smiling with its fangs out
Black cat on the left standing on the coffee table next to his dish. German shepherd dog in the middle waiting to go after picards leftovers. Picard the orange tabby on the right, near her dish on the cabinet
Art installation in the cemetery of a yellow door with a lavender frame. Heavyhanded symbolism for crossing through to the next phase aka death
A squirrel poking its face out of a hole in a tree stump
A german shepherd type dog with a swishy tail and her favourite toy, a plush strawberry
A purplish blue delphinium flower stalk in an erlen-meyer flask
Taylor swift with a short crimped hairdo
A bergamot citrus shrub with a whitish flower about a third of the way down and a juvenile green fruit about two thirds up the shrub. It's in a black plastic pot with a lot of mulch. Theres various potted plants out of focus in the background
A surprised gay they/them with a sequin top and a lotus flower
Little monkey face showing its teeths
A pic of a lady wearing a dark wig with blunt bangs and the words "Surpriseitsme cleopatra wig" underneath
A cluster of grapelike lime green flower buds starting to open. They will open into an umbrella of white flowers
A pair of roman empire military boot remnants in between more modern examples of military boots
A little monkey face grinning
My balcony pond with river rocks, sand, and driftwood sticking out. The surface has duckweed and floating bubbles from a sponge filter and airstone
A bald guy with eyes shut a bit wincing
A garter snake in some leaf brush beneath a tree
Looking through a chainlink fence at some goats in the don valley
Robyn laughing
A woman looking knowingly at the viewer
A tiny bunny hiding in a grass lawn near the paving
A glass rectangular pyrex dish with wet mud, moss clumps, and a wooden spork
A red amaryllis like flower with elongated petals pointing to the left and some yellow pollen coated anthers. It is in a pot with other emerging bulb tips coming through whitish granular rocks
The moon between two buildings
A can of Grace Jamaican Style Irish Moss beverage next to the beverage in a glass. It is viscous and chunky and beige
Paris hilton on the left demi lovato on the right. They are holding cake stands with tiered cakes they have decorated and on the marble counter in front of them are various cake decorating supplies
A little orange tabby curled up in a round corrugated cardboard bed
A window ledge with orchids and an open window with a little grey cat just on the inside
Two baking sheets: one with parchment and the other with a beige and orange silicone sheet with unbaked oatmeal, walnut chocolate chip cookies
Noah wiley dressed as a doctor sitting in a regular sized chair. You can tell he's short because his head barely reaches the top of the chair back
The oompa loompa willy wonka experience
The opening screen to a star trek voyager episode with orange writing saying "Tom Paris' hog" with the voyager in the bottom left
The opening title of a star trek next generationt episode with the title in blue "Troi gets a tigheter onesie" above the enterprise
Saturated witchy neighbour across the street with her head turned as she aims her phone camera out towards me
A pic of michael fassbender with the text "Michael Fassbender: Famously prefers to hand-roll his own"
Mannequin with dark hair in front of pink and white floral background
A mannequin with a honey blonde wig in front of a pink and white floral background
A barbie themed meme with multicoloured words that says "hey sooooo not to be annoying but could you please CONFIRM that you still like me & have not decided to randomly hate me randomly hate me @manicpixiememequeen"