DaMullet

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Ice Cream Magnate

The onion infographic "Who is our favorite commedia dell'arte character? 2500 Americans polled: 0% said Columbine, scaramouche, pulcinella, pantalone, and il dottore, 100% said "don't know"
Repo! The Genetic Opera
a list of Darby's 9 title defenses, matching this 'record' five years earlier
google chrome "helpfully" offering to use Gemini to summarize a PDF. The PDF is one page, and contains only the words "Strawberry, Chocolate, Vanilla, Butter Pecan, Orange Cream" with accompanying images of scoops of ice cream with big worried eyes.
Mikey Montgomery a startling height from the ground as he climbs the mountain that is Duke Davis in the corner of the ring
Technically not my cat though he did live in my house at the time, with his head stuck inside one of the thick plastic bags chicken breasts are vacuum-packed in at costco. He seems worryingly undisturbed by it.
A modified screenshot from Muppet Treasure Island. Orange Cassidy and Takeshita's faces over Sam Eagle and Kermit the Frog: "Aren't you supposed to be fighting against us?" Jon Moxley's face over Sweetums the Ogre: "Are you kidding? I love you guys!"
A screenshot of the game. The opponent's name is 'HorseJoke'
Overwhelming Victory 4R instant - deal 5 damage to target creature. Creatures you control get +X/+0 where x is the excess damage.
A scene from Muppet treasure Island: Kermit: "aren't you supposed to be fighting against us?" Sweetums: "are you kidding? I love you guys!"
The three choice cards (fuck, marry, and kill) have been replaced with cards reading "eat", "pray", and "love")
An edit of a scene from Muppet Treasure Island where gonzo is being stretched on a rack. Gonzo has Darby Allin's face and Polly Lobster has Mox's. The caption is "The torture ain't working, he likes it!"
Toni Storm, a blonde woman, gritting her teeth in a white button-down with the sleeves rolled up and black overalls
A lower third from Lucha Underground reading "BRYAN DANIELSON (Announcer/Legend)"
"I Wish Ill on JK Rowling" but in the TMNT logo font
A picture of Hangman making someone smell a flower captioned "Real Cowboy Shit: Some Regrets Can't Be Ignored" with the Sundance film festival logo like a movie poster. The original alt text of the image appears as a reviewer pull quote: "im holding out a rain lily for Zane to smell because its 5am and you gotta have a little boost" -- Adam Page
The Gates of Agony, two very beefy men, collectively picking up and throwing a much smaller man with a stripe of red in his hair
A ludicrous diagram of a figure-four leg lock in MS Paint purporting to describe how the pressure difference works
Lava Axe 4R Sorcery M15 Lava Axe deals 5 damage to target player. *A strict upgrade over the cinder hatchet.*
Grim Captain's call 2B Sorcery Return a pirate card from your graveyard to your hand, then do the same for vampire, dinosaur, and merfolk. ~ when the battle is over, the bitterest foes at last find common ground ~
A box of Quik Tea brand instant chai latte powder
A crowd shot of Loading Ready Run at a party with Jacob Burgess seamlessly photoshopped to be looking through a window in the background.
a DVD of the film Snakes on a Plane with a Blockbuster Video rental sticker on the corner
Graph showing the start and end dates of each member of Judgment Day overlaid as a timeline
A handsome wrestling fan wearing a leather jacket spraypainted 'MOX'