Janey M

@dancingonjelly.bsky.social

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Getting by one day at a time. Passionate about creating an inclusive world for all. Also passionate about cheese. AuDHD. She/her; they/them. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️ Show me your cats and dogs!

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Stephen Collins cartoon. Panel 1: the spaceship from Independence Day looms over the London skyline. Panel 2: Prime minister David Cameron stands with his back to the reader, looking out of the window. Speech bubble from unseen character: "Prine Minister". Cameron bubble: "Yes?" Panel 3: Gove is standing behind Cameron who still faces away from him. He looks like Pob. Speech bubble: "Let me do it." Panel 4: Cameron turns slightly to Pob Gove. Speech bubble: "For God's sake, Michael, you're the Education Secretary! You've never flown a fighter plane in your life!" Panel 5: Close up on Pob Gove's face. Speech bubble: "But I know I could do it, David. I could fly a fighter plane into the big space-ship... and shoot all the aliens." Panel 6: Long shot of Cameron and Gove in silhouette. Cameron: "But you have no military training!" Gove: "David, I haven't told you this, but..." Panel 7: Close up on Ppb Gove again. Speech bubble: "Inused to be a journalist. For The Times." Panel 8: Cameron looks amazed. Panel 9: Pob Gove face: "I wrote (underlined) two articles about planes, David. I've got (bolded) strong opinions about aliens. I know I can do this job." Panel 10. White background, black text: "(And so:) Panel 11: Cameron back to reader small in corner of the frame watches the same giant spaceship from Panel 1 loom over London as a single plane makes a wobbly line towards it. Panel 12: Same view. The single plane wobbles past the spaceship, missing its mark entirely. Cameron puts his head in his hands. Stephen Collins signature at bottom. Colillo.com
Samsung News pop up that says: Samsung News 17:10 Evening briefing Stars speak out over Ann Widdecombe's death, Bafta-winning actor not guilty of rape, Ryanair passenger 'sucked out of window'
Email notification from TeacherToolkit. Text: "Hot Respurce = Making Feedback Matter Making Teaching Easier to Understand. They have used the very red faced sweating emoji with an open, panting mouth.
Tweet by Jacob Oller @Jacoboller "This is the hardest I've ever known someone didn't watch the thing they were writing about" Below is an image of a cropped section of an article. It reads: "...families. Other shows for which the occupation is not blue collar or is not spe- cified are set in working-class locales. The occupation of Hank of King of the Hill (1998) is unspecified, but the setting suggest a blue collar suburb. The Tor-"
Image of Keibu from The Mandalorian and Grogu. A large, scary wolf.
The Kelpies sculptures are in the center frame (two large horse heads). In the foreground is a canal, and behind them the evening sun is breaking through grey clouds.
Aloy (a warrior) stands in front of a wall in the Gemini Cauldron. The wall panels are triangular and blue, but several are illuminated in yellow. The corners of the illuminated tiles are matched by corner: dot or no dot. They each make a serpentine shape
A bowl of carbonara pasta with very clumpy yellow egg and a big dollop of grated cheese.
The Worst Person You Know Meme Image of white text on black around an image of a balding man with stubble looking directly at the camera sternly. Text reads: Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point A heartbreaking story is currently unfolding that's sure to have devastating ramifications for years to come. Just moments ago, without any warning, the worst person you know just made a great point.
Video of daffodils in bloom under a green bedded tree, with a garden wall behind. Snow is falling.
Shiny fashion week Minccino. A pink mouse-like pokemon with white tips on its ears and tail. It is also wearing black fancy glasses and has black lace bows in its ears. The Team Instinct leader has thenstats up at the bottom corner. It is a 3 star pokemon, with perfect defense.
Screenshot of tweet from Philipp Kostelecky (@CheeseCakePCK). His profile pic is a man in a black poloneck and mustard jacket. Tweet reads: "My favourite kid I ever taught when I was a swim teacher was this little 4- year-old Italian boy. One time he sneezed and nobody said anything so he just went "what? No bless yous for Giacomo?"
A plastic packaging bag containing a single round yellow sponge is hanging on a shop shelf, next to other various "manly" hygiene products such as "black 5 piece razor set" and "touch up razors" and an aggressive looking loofa mitt. The packaging is silver and black and reads: "Ramer. Sponges for men. Invigorating body sponge."
A black cormorant sits with its wings spread open in the sun. It is on a floating bed of grass and greenery on a calm river reflecting the green of the trees and bushes on the far bank. A swan is swimming into leaves in the background.
Banner at Dundee Rep for The High Life musical, with the cast as they were in the 90s.
Picture of Professor Farnsworth from Futurama (an older cartoon man with glasses, no hair, a green jumper and a white lab coat) looking sad. Text over image says "Oh... I made myself sad."
Image of Zog, the brown flying dragon, from the children's book.
Image of a leg in a dark purple sock with an image of Stolas's face (an owl with a white, heartshaped head with purple feathers around it and large red eyes). There are also yellow moons amd stars and a gold and pale purple book and planet visible.
Google photos.collage of 15 photos that are almost all of some form of sunset, often over water. In one, the Eifel Tower is visible over some rooftops.
Zootopia still of rabbit mum and child sitting on the subway next to a tiger dressed in a very tight red shirt, reading a tablet.
"No take, only throw" dog meme for pokemon go. Panel 1: Dog with "niantic" on it is holding mewtwo in its mouth. Writing above it says "Legendary encounters". Panel 2: Hand reaches to take the mewtwo. Writing says, "No catch!!" Panel 3: Writing says, "Only Encounter".
Sign on a dark blue pub wall saying "toilet" in brass. Below that is a poster reading: "Dress Code Policy No tracksuits No work wear After 9pm Friday Saturday Sunday"
Pokemon Go pokedex filtered for shiny feebas. There are 7. They are purple
Screen shot from pokemon go showing a shiny scatterbug. The shiny version is silver with yellow eyes. This scatterbug has cp of 192 and will eventually evolve into the river variant vivilian.
High forehead with beige skin and blondish hair, cropped at the eyebrows up. In the centre of the head is an ash cross, although the right side is a bit undefined and faint.
Image of dreepy. A pokmon that has two flippers in front, a snake like light green body, dark green spikes that could be fins near the tail, and a triangle.head (think axolotl) witj big yellow eyes and red frills. Derpy.
Melania Trump wearing a green hooded jacket with her back to the camera. The jacket says "I really don't care, do you?" She wore it to a child migrant detention centre visit during Trump's first term.
Circular grey plaque pinned to corrugated iron fence next to the Clyde, surrounded by green and trees. It reads: The Death of the Last Lowland Haggis On this spot in 1842, the last known Lowland Haggis (a close relative of the Highland Haggis which can still be found in more remote areas of Scotland) was killed by the haggis-hunting legend Bertie 'The Hammer' McDade. Its remains were purchased for the princely sum of eight guineas by a local merchant who had it stuffed and placed on his mantle piece. It brought him nothing but bad luck and after almost sixty years of absolute misery, he donated it to the newly opened Kelvingrove Museum in 1901. It remains on display there to this day, only a few hundred yards from where it once lived. In an ironic twist of fate, and due to an unfortunate clerical error by the executor of his will, the remains of Bertie McDade also ended up in the museum's collection. They are not on public display, but viewings can be arranged by special request. This plaque was erected by the Glasgow Information and Kultural Identity Taskforce (GlaIKIT) www.glaikit.scot
Rightmove mortgage calculator. White background, black text. "Get a mortgage in principle. Check how much you could borrow in minutes with no impact on your credit score. Stamp duty calculator: (Options) Buy my first home (selected) Buy my next home Buy an additional home Property Price? £40,000,000 "Calculate" £4,713,750.
Replies in a @criminalSimpsons thread. Arran (@arrannz.bsky.social) posted a Simpsons screenshot with Burns and smithers sitting in an audience and the caption "Stephen, are they saying JD Sucks?" Second image is the same but smithers looks concerned. Caption reads: "Uh, no. They're saying JD Fucks." Reply by Kevyn On Video (@kevynonvideo.bsky.social) replied with a picture of Hans Moleman from the same Simpsons episode, caption: "I was saying 'JD Fucks'. Couches specifically."
A picture of Count von Count from sesame Street. (A purple vampire muppet with a monocle.)
Screenshot of the Grok feed on Twitter (X) thst says @grok hasn't posted any media.
A Robin sits on the branch of a bare tree. There are more branches around it. To the left of the frame, there is pampas grass. There is a red tiled roof of a house in the background.
Pop-up message on a phone screen from Amazon reads "Recommended for you: We thought you'd like a new hat."
Etsy landing page with the top things the algorithm thinks I want to buy based on previous searches. The top pick is a heart shaped grave memorial to "Mum", and below it it says "inspiration at your fingertips" and has a memorial locket next to the same mum grave memorial. Above that, next to the original grave memorial image, there is a special offer. "Get 10% off Code: COMEBACK Expires on 30 Jan" Yes. I'd love for her to "come back". (And yes, I do understand that isn't what the offer means.
Fortune cookie message on white paper in blue ink, sitting on a red background: "You will be called in to fulfill a position of high honor and responsibility."
Poster for Toy Story.
City lights as seen from the window of an airplane at night.
2 Bluesky posts in feed. Above is one from Tomer Rozenberg, saying "No one’s posting their full story. Don’t compare your behind-the-scenes to someone else’s highlight reel." Below is another from a username with Japanese characters もなかとキャラメル (which Google says translates to Monika and Caramel) which shows a delightfully photogenic dog with light brown fluffy fur tinged with white (might be a Shibd Inu) looking off camera to the right (the dog is sitting with head taking up most of the frame) with a yellow leaf placed on its forehead just ahead of its left ear (right side of frame) that looks a little bit like a tiny elegant hat.) The break between the two posts is deliniated in pale gray, which on the white background is hard to see, making it look like the statement from Tomer Rozenberg, saying "No one’s posting their full story. Don’t compare your behind-the-scenes to someone else’s highlight reel," is referring to the beautiful dog posing with its leaf.
White background with black text reading "Why Amish Women Have Their Teeth Removed" next to an (AI?) image of a woman smiling without showing teeth, holding dentures and wearing an Amish bonnet". "Ad" is below it.
Poster for the movie "Trojan War". Will Friedle poses in an oversized suit with Jennifer Love Hewitt in a white minidress leaning against him. They are standing on a clock face. In the background, a girl in a sexy white skirt and crop cardigan poses provocatively. The tagine reads, "She has 24 hours to convince the guy of her dreams that she's the girl of his." If you've ever actually seen the movie, you will know that this poster vastly missells it.
Statue of a liverbird lit up with rainbow LED lighting. It is standing on a plaque that says "Bella". Behind it, streetlights and buildings and Christmas lights. There are some benches in the foreground.
Packages on the floor next to mailboxes.
Clip from the lyrics of the Hymn "I will raise him up". The lyrics read: Unless you eat Of the flesh of the Son of Man And drink of His blood, And drink of His blood, You shall not have life within you. And I will raise him up, And I will raise him up, And I will raise him up on the last day.
The mouth and teeth of a great white (in skull form) in front of a red and blue screen. The teeth are sharp and huge.
Sky over the carpark at the back of the SECC Arena. The back of the sky is pale blue, and the clouds are grey on top but lit with a fiery orange glow beneath.
Orange breaks through purple clouds in a post-storm skyline of the Ayrshire coast with a field leading to sea, with anotjer jut of coast beyond. Greenan Castle is visible in the distance as a small black point.
Black and red background with white text: "The Hero"
FB post. Title: "£20 suicide prevention hoodies for sale" Image: a man in a black hoodie with his back to camera. The back of the hoodie reads: "Dear person behind me, the world is a better place with you in it. Love, the person in front of you." The caption reads "POV: you bought the suicide prevention hoodie for £20 and saved someone's life."
M&S cold food aisle with "healthy meals" above it. It is full of beer.
Black text on white background: "Recommended size 20 Plus Why this size? We compared your past orders with millions of data points like reviews, returns, and similar customer orders. Sorry, your recommended size is currently out of stock."
Image of small lilac flowers set amongst green leaves. A red admiral butterfly sits on the top of the flower cluster, while a bee sits below.
Spiderman "Tell me the truth... I'm ready to hear it." Meme format. 3 Images. Image one: Mary Jane face looking sad, captioned, "Tell me the truth... I'm... I'm ready to hear it." Image two: Peter Parker looking serious, captioned, "The gym alone won't help with weight loss. You also need to cut down on the cheese and wine." Image three: Mary Jane face, crying.
Image of a Palestine flag with the words "justice and freedom" in the centre and white outlines of ducks on a blue stone wall in Cork city, Ireland. The words "peace" and "Palestine" are written around the outside, along with what the OP assumes to be "peace" in different languages. Below it, there is a smaller image of a scroll with the quote: "When I despair, I remember that all through history the way of truth and love have always won. There have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time, they can seem invincible, but in the end, they always fall. Think of it-always." Mahatma Gandhi Below this is a smaller Palestine flag next to the flag of Lebannon.
Image of green grass, a brown hedgerow, and various green trees and bushes set against a very bright blue sky. There is a single cloud where the treeline meets the sky, and the sun is just out of sight to the top left of the frame.