DandDandD

@danddandd.bsky.social

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Writer. WoW, WoD, D&D, and other complex wastes of time. 18+ and occasionally NSFW. He/him/they

A screenshot from the Warhammer App, showing a weapon profile with the hyperlinked "Assault" keyword. Clicking for the definition reveals the supremely unhelpful "Units containing one or more models with an [Assault] weapon can shoot using assault shooting (10.05)."
Burger King with a marquee sign reading "NEW CLUB OCS"
Selection screen from overwatch with "Top Path" and "Bottom Path" as options.
A quad image that says "My Warhammer Models" with a significant number of tyranids / "My Assembled Models" with less than half of the previous collection / "My Painted Models" with a handful of models remaining / "My Based Models" with zero models pictured.
A bearded dragon, named Saffron, making a "A" face. Adorable.
Interaction wheel centered around Emre Overwatch's insane phat cakes. The options are "Mwah!" / "The Audacity" / "Our Heart" / "Dog's Bite"
A termagant arm in sub-assembly that looks VERY much like a middle finger.
A warhammer 40 tyranid Neurothrope painted in a blue paint scheme with yellow and pink accents.
Blood Elf banker Hatheon with his slutty slutty shoulders out
Book cover of "Never Will It Be Lost: Ritual, Remembrance, and the Aztec Calendar" by Kurly Tlapoyawa (with contributions by Mi Corazon Mexica)
Hazard overwatch delivering straight boy failswag by having a gorgeous costume and then wearing goddamn khakis under it.
Close up of the new Chaos Marine Mutilator face where the mouth looks ready for smooches.
Jazaal ready to CRAFT with his blacksmith hammer(s)
A Lightforged Draenei picking up a Nightborne elf like he was a long cat.
An excerpt from the Games Workshop Jan '26 half-year report that reads: "AI A very broad topic and to be honest I’m not an expert on it. We do have a few senior managers that are: none are that excited about it yet. We have agreed an internal policy to guide us all, which is currently very cautious e.g. we do not allow AI generated content or AI to be used in our design processes or its unauthorised use outside of GW including in any of our competitions. We also have to monitor and protect ourselves from a data compliance, security and governance perspective, the AI or machine learning engines seem to be automatically included on our phones or laptops whether we like it or not. We are allowing those few senior managers to continue to be inquisitive about the technology. We have also agreed we will be maintaining a strong commitment to protect our intellectual property and respect our human creators. In the period reported, we continued to invest in our Warhammer Studio - hiring more creatives in multiple disciplines from concepting and art to writing and sculpting. Talented and passionate individuals that make Warhammer the rich, evocative IP that our hobbyists and we all love."
A screenshot from AuspexTactics, with the header "AI will NOT be Used for Now." - Currently choosing to be cautious with the technology - "We do not allow AI generated content or AI to be used in our design processes or its unauthorized use outside of GW including in any of our competitions" Which probably isn't a bad idea given backlash against it? - "We will be maintaining a strong commitment to protect our intellectual property and respect our human creators" And state they are expanding their team of creatives making their things There is an image of a 40k robot figurine with bold red "HERESY" written below it.
Four termagaunts painted with blue and yellow accents.
A beefy lightforged draenei holding up a nightborne elf like a long cat. In the next frame, he's hugging the elf tightly with a bloom of sparklehearts
A picture of the book "Black Flame" by Gretchen Felker-Martin. There's a person on the cover with glowing eyes and black tears. Film is wrapped around their neck and coming out of their mouth. The subscript reads "Do you want it?"
A wittle jumping spider pillow.
A ravaged dude between two nightmarish shadows with red eyes; all the phone picks up of two vampires posing for the shot.
A trio of Warhammer Tyranids called "Zoanthropes." Floating brain shrimp monsters.
A view of a club stage with wild lighting and inflatable tentacles extending from the balcony.
wittle white bat creature
"The Girl with Big Titties"
Art of MtG's Homarid Explorer
Screenshot of my $25 donation with "Ask a Magic creative question: How much do you love Homarid Explorer? I want to hold hands and stroll a beach with them."
Screengrab of the "Feedback" button for bsky highlighted in red.
Tattooed dark iron warlock from World of Warcraft. She has tattoos, chains and spikes. Big tiddy goth girlfriend vibes. Visible knuckle tattos show "KLES" on one hand. Fel Guard looms next to her, wearing some magical chains.
Diablo 4 Spiritbound character wearing the sluttiest shit you can imagine.
Fel-soaked Xalarus, the blood elf warlock.
A dark skinned blood elf in traditional regalia.. but with a sassy waist cincher that leaves his perfect tits out. He's channeling light magic.
classic tumblr post: Wordfather: Writing tip, if you push buttons on a keyboard, letters will appear on the screen. and with that power you can do anything lychgate: i think it was cruel to give lightning mcqueen a foot fetish, as he lives in a world where all feet are wheels. he has nothing. wordfather: sorry i wasnt talking to you i think
Disney+ cancellation "other" field that reads: "I watched Disney/Hulu for shows that depicted heroes standing in the face of fascism, feeling empathy, and standing for what's right. You should be ashamed for capitulating to a tyrant and working against free speech."
Jazaal, a Lightforged Draenei, slurping a juice box.
An excerpt of text that reads: The day vanished quickly. Father’s departure procession devoured the hottest part of the day, with Ta-eul and Ta-yeon baking under the sun in full court costume as the grand palanquin wobbled up the switchbacks of Jeol-jun. They spent the afternoon nearly deceased, cleaning away ruined makeup and changing from sweat-drenched robes. “What will you wear on the boat?” Ta-eul asked Ta-yeon. The dressing screen sat between them, hiding one another from their ungracious near-naked sprawls as they tried to cool in the salty breeze. Ta-eul had one foot in his hand, while his other desperately fluttered a fan. He was certain the artisan who made the delicate cherry blossom decoration never imagined it would be aimed where it was currently aimed.
A screenshot of an excerpt that reads: “Multi-lingual birds. Hmnph. Sometimes, when they peck at seed they completely miss. Over and over again. They’re so smart and so stupid,” Ta-yeon sighed. “Like you,” they spoke in unison. Ta-yeon forked her fingers at him and spat the curse, “Twin word you’re a turd!” before he could even get his hand from the cookpot. Ta-eul hissed his displeasure, slapped the scrub sponge into the pot, and came over to the boatcastle to present his shoulder. “Your bruise is almost gone,” she observed, tracing her fingertip around the spot on his shoulder where he’d landed so roughly on the boat. Then she punched it. “TssAHH!”
An excerpt that reads: Long before the God-King’s hand scooped him from his life and elevated him to King’s Tooth, Matlal was tied to the coast. His memories were hazy, but he could clearly picture his mother’s smile, taste the dense sweetness of corn and fish cakes, and feel the rocky shore where he would hunt for purple snails. In Matlal’s favorite dream, he walked along the tide pools with his mother, both of them carrying heavy baskets from the dyesmiths. Once the snails had contributed their purple ink, the dyesmiths wanted to ensure the creatures thrived for another generation. “There’s a good house,” Mother would say, and Matlal would take a spiky, fist-sized shell to a little pool. The dream always ended with Matlal and Mother saying “See you later!” to a snail, surely bewildered, as its soft foot gripped the craggy rocks.
Wallace Shawn as Vizzini in "The Princess Bride" laughing his precious face off.
Lightforged Draenei hunk muffin soaking up the rays on a pool floatie
Smug looking Lightforged Draenei flexing a bicep and holding a sloshy beer. His handsomeness disguises the fact that he's a complete disaster goober.
A lightforged dranei doofus raiding the fridge at midnight, a turkey leg hanging from his mouth.
A sketch sheet of a drummer/dancer cutie named Tae-hui done by Aliiwa, who made him look like such an incredibly pure creampuff of a doofus I can't even
A 4-way Venn diagram with the fields: Big / Horny / Nasty / Smart.
Picture of the book "It Came From The Closet: Queer Reflections on Horror" edited by Joe Vallese.
wittle chubby pigeon with no thoughts
Yzma and Kronk from Emperor's New Groove, with Yzma doing the "get a load of this guy" thumb at clueless Kronk.
A warcraft "campsite" login with four hunters; a troll, a night elf, a draenei, and a nightborne. Their transmogs are all dope af.
A screenshot of the Warcraft login bar, with every class represented as a "camp" as well as "leftovers" and "favorites" and jfc there's TWO camps for all the damn druids.
A decidedly mid Cinematrix entry: Dances with Wolves, Waterworld, Postman, Marcel the Shell, The Impostors, Blue Velvet, Apocalypse Now, River's Edge
Screenshot from a website: "The artichokes and their care: If you want to have boobs at home, you should know that its flowering occurs in early spring and late summer as it is an annual plant."