dandelion goblin

@dandelionqueer.bsky.social

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Woodworker, dad, and gardener in Minneapolis. Part wildflower, part bear, all trouble 😈🏳️‍⚧️

An intent and intense bearded dragon hanging off of a screen.
a bearded dragon perched on an inside porch railing, surrounded by houseplants, with tall green plants outside.
A very happy bearded dragon sitting outside on a wooden crate.
A white muppet dog laying in a kiddie pool. Behind him is a happy tabby cat on a lap, and behind that is a chicken on a picnic table.
A stone retaining wall and older picket fence with the disgusting bucket sitting on it.
A rough collie lounging on a blue couch.
AirNow letting us know that the AQI is 388 where we’re at.
A tweet from BlackLantern which says “BREAKING: Cyclospora, the parasite causing explosive diarrhea has been found in... - GREENS! - Greens! - Nothing but greens! - Parsley - Peppers - Cabbages - Celery - Asparagus - Watercress - Fiddlefern - Lettuce
A Costco display of a cryoglow LED face mask, FSA eligible somehow, which looks like someone skinned a grey faced alien and then put it in a display case, for the low cost of $349.99.
A collie laying on the ground, staring into space, contemplating his actions.
Three Ken dolls in dated clothing standing and staring at their piles of clothing.
Avery Brooks as Benny Russell in the psych ward, writing on the walls of his room.
An incredibly derpy rough collie. His teeth are showing a tiny bit.
A pink waxy cluster of flowers on a succulent-ish vine of twisted leaves.
A black and brown collie inside a thicket of raspberry, his head popping out, looking derpy af.
an orange cat, laying on his back, missing a leg, sleeping with the deepest contentment.
A brownish tabby on his side on a patio chair. He looks fat as fuck. He’s not much, really.
Avery Brooks as Benjamin Sisko, crouching but he looks like he’s taking a dumpy.
A hand holding a lot of pools.
The DSM describing a manic episode, specifically a decreased need for sloop (a typo of sleep)
A wet collie in a metal dog grooming tub, looking ridiculously narrow and long.
An adorable orange cat eating from the end of a churu tube.
A chonky bumble bee on some pink bee balm.
A white muppet dog and a rough collie in the foreground of a summer evening sky with a lovely little rainbow in it.
Vic Fontaine in tux and bow tie.
A chat log. Me: Hi. Him: Hi. I’m annoyed. Me: Hi Annoyed, I’m Dad.
A note reading “Deanna Troi’s job is impossible.”
Brunt, the least likable Ferengi, seated at a cafe table and half waving in a most heterosexual way.
Weyoun from DS9, arms out, head held high, lips out in a cock-sucking pucker.
A rough collie covered in little flower bugs looking somehow both elegant and derpy af. He has a drip of drool on his lips.
A goofy white fluffy dog with an incredibly long tongue.
A high charisma tabby cat perched on top of a coffee maker. He’s gorgeous.
A very bright orange and pink (with a little blue) knitted hat.
Cap from Hades 2 of Hecate, a buff futch in purple and silver, saying “Far easier to beg forgiveness than to dole it out. As you grow longer in years, you, too, shall have relationships that cannot be repaired.”
A hotel end table with cheap kurig, chewy sweet tarts, and a clearance canister of Benefiber.
A storefront that says “Breen’s Home & Hardware”
Two dozen red eared sliders or painted turtles, a big snapping turtle, and two cormorants lined up on some logs next to the island.
A very insistent tri colored collie. If you were here you would hear him mouthing off.
A charchutre plate with many tasty cheeses.
A tri color rough collie, outside on a beautiful spring day, looking bright and alert and not nearly as much of a dipshit as he is.
A flock of chickens, not visible, but loudly writing a strongly worded letter to the city council about the neighborhood going downhill.
A impressive bird of prey hanging out in a yard, irritated that her lunch was interrupted.
A text convo between me and husband. Him: I'm at Lunds. Me: I'm at home. Me: Robert is on the floor. Him: I know. Me: The chickens are outside. Him: Did the gummy hit you already? Me: Did the gummy hit you already [sent with that SpongeBob meme gif]
An orange cat and a tabby cat play on a blue cat tree. The tabby cat has both paws up and is stretching, the orange cat is hanging upside down.
A dried ass garlic clove which has another garlic clove emerging, kind of vaginally.
A sick feeling rough collie laying on the ground looking sad, just his long nose and face
A chess board with a bot. The bot is a femme (I guess) person who is saying “hola. I hope you are ready for some spicy chess!”
A smugly happy orange kitten sleeping on a pile of throw blankets
A bunch of chickens looking suspiciously at the camera
A rough collie laying contentedly in a snowscape
A lovely rough collie with speckles of snow in his fur
A fluffy white muppet dog holding a dried up squirrel carcass. A tabby cat is sniffing it intently.
A picture of the top of a boba container. The strawberry is quite vaginal.