Dan Gates

@dangatesj.bsky.social

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Plant biology, bioinformatics, data science, academia, and industry

Jackson lamb from Slow Horses
George takei as yoshiro in red alert 3
Email inbox: Ruffwear Introducing the PoopZ™ 5:30 AM > LinkedIn News Oracle conducts sweeping layoffs 5:16 AM >
A Cooper’s hawk (probably?) eating a pigeon in my back yard
A very silly zwift companion line chart with rows detraining, fresh, productive, and overreaching. I have only barely bumped in to productive like once in the last three months leading me to wonder how far past death I would have to be to hit overreaching
SAN FRANCISCO (KGO) - Incredible news for California's water supply entering the new year - not a single square mile of California is categorized as dry for the first time in 25 years, according to the latest US Drought Monitor. Map of California's Drought Monitor showing dryness from North to South.
A skeet from me in the past saying “its nice every now and then to hear what your college roommates are up to”
Me and the kiddo after the race. I’m a bit muddy, my bike is very muddy, kid is fine
of those things. If you're a person who uses R primarily as a statistician you'll probably have tripped over these problems occasionally (and most likely caused them for other people): code doesn't work on other people's systems, packages overwrite each other, you don't really track versions and all in all it becomes really easy for an R project to turn into a complete, irretrievable rat's nest of defects and error messages.
Archer and the ocelot babou. Archer is all scratched and bleeding and babou is adorable
Pope but it looks like he’s singing
r/CasualConversation Join u/asaltoo • 15h Dentist stared at my teeth and asked "have you been to Slovenia?" then refused to explain - what does this MEAN? ...
whit @whitneyarner now that I'm older and wiser I realize it is only weak fools who worry about things like "plot holes" and "logical inconsistencies" in movies. I'm sorry I'm not a nerd and more importantly, what is happening and how things work are none of my business. 7:09 PM • 12/11/21 • TweetDeck
SNL “more cowbell” Blue Oyster Cult
The stupid black neighborhood cat clinging to the screen outside the window. Below you can see the dogs nose and in the upper right you can see my cat
A black cat sitting outside my window and first my dog citrus is making alert noises then the asshole cat cilantro takes over making horrid other cat noises. At one point citrus jump on to the window and cilantro seems that as a threat to his authority and quickly checks him back in line.
Will Ferrell with a dart in his throat
My son pushing buttons on the Dato synth. It’s colorful and making synth noises
Otto man standing outside a ceramics store with a big sign saying Stoner’s Pot Palace. He is upset. He says “Man, that is flagrant false advertising”
Video out the train window. In the foreground there’s marsh grass opening up in to water. There are big boats
A corner of a house with two windows. In the corner is a cat bowl chair with a resting white cat. Standing on top of the bowl chair and stretching to the windowsill is a big long haired brown tabby colored cat. He is looking at the camera like he’s up to something
A lifted smart car with winch, brush guard, rack, and off-road tires in a parking garage
Modern family dad spraying the kid with a spray bottle
Sacramento Cyclocross “Introducing GravelCross”
A white dog making horrid whining noises at the window, the camera pans out the window and a black cat is sitting on the fence
Benoit Blanc: It makes no damn sense! Compels me though
The penguin from Batman saying Holy God, what are you showing me here?
Flea in obi-wan
Simpsons “gotta nuke something”
A tiny smart car with big off road tires, a grill guard, winch, and rack on top
A fluffy tabby cat cuddling a catnip pickle and being accosted by my hand and trying to murder the hand
Screenshot of and msn article Copied contents: Home msn Taste of Home 96 Recipes Using 1 Pound of Ground Beef Story by Rashanda Cobbins • 1d 1 / 96
Headline that says Starbucks Is Launching Olive Oil-Infused Coffee Drinks-Here's What to Know To say we're intrigued is an understatement.
The Simpson’s Milhouse dad showing his car bed in the first panel. The second is Homer with the original quote replaced with “I ride to where I need to stop and then get off my bike”
A screenshot of my paprika app w the ingredients for chathams rice Image text pasted below: 000 Edit Chathams Mexican Rice Uncategorized Ingredients Directions © Scale & Convert 1 cup washed and dried (!!!) rice (i use jasmine when i can) 1 cup of hot (electric kettle) water 1 garlic clove minced 1/2 small onion 1 T butter 1 T tomato paste 1 t caldo de pollo con tomate 1 t cumin 1-2 T neutral oil for frying
Scruffy from Futurama saying “Jail’s not so bad… You can make sangria in the toilet”
A website for Devastating Pyrotechnics: Exceeding Your Expectations and the whole thing looks about what you would expect of it Copied image text: DETHSTAING 囍 MRONECHNICS Exceeding Your Expectations HOME ABOUT US EVENTS AND MEDIA PLANNING YOUR EVENT TRAINING CONTACT US WELCOME TO DEVASTATING PYROTECHNICS
Sacramento CBS NEWS LOCAL NEWS Fireworks facility explodes, causes fire in Yolo County town of Esparto
Futurama fry not sure image
Ethan katzenberg after winning gold last year
Lyrics from The Byrds’ 1968 song drug store truck driving man. Notably the narrator is a young rock and roll musician who loves late night country music but quite sardonically struggles to understand why the DJ hates young people like him. Lyrics: Well he don't like the young folks I know He told me one night on his radio show He's got him a medal he won in the war Weighs five hundred pounds And he sleeps on his floor He's a drug store truck drivin' man He's a head of the Ku Klux Klan When summer rolls around He'll be lucky if he's not in town He's been like a father to me He's the only DJ you can hear after three I'm an all night musician in a rock 'n' roll band And why he don't like me, I can't understand
I don't know what any of this shit is, and I'm fucking scared.
Me holding a new bottle of Bariani olive oil with the harvest date fall 2024
Screenshot of a blog on a Fentons creamery webpage. Highlighted is the passage “Check out our Guide to Bouldering in Vacaville for more info about this incredible sport and area” Full text: After an arduous hike, you make it to the top of your favorite hill. A short climb up and there stands Mother Boulder itself with its impressive height in front- no small task for anyone who lacks b Idering know-how! It's time to get climbing! Check out our Guide to Bouldering in Vacaville for more info about this incredible sport and areal The boulders aren't just limited to rock climbers, so go ahead and explore some of the stunning hill trails while getting an amazing workout with all those scenic views we offer up here on top (and take advantage if you find one Instagram-worthy swing)! What's the best way to explore this area? Be courteous and careful of your surroundings. When you visit, please remember that cattle are in close proximity with their cows - may be very sick or injured so make sure no @ fentonscreamery.com - Private
A plate of Vietnamese style cold noodle salad. Vermicelli noodles, sprouts, lettuce, cucumbers, carrots, tomato, and avocado with two beautiful poached eggs and a drizzling of sriracha in a white plate. Next to it is a brown bowl of nuoc cham sauce
A picture of the astroturf in front of my house with a bunch of little blue flowering Gilia plants growing right out of the astroturf
My dog citrus stopping abruptly on a walk causing a child in a red and white striped bucee’s shirt to get a face full of fluffy dog tail
Wikipedia entry for Redding Ca. Top employer mercy medical center
A handsome immature Cooper’s hawk sitting on my neighbors fence. Contemplating leaving a mess of feathers in my yard probably
Gold medalist hammer throwers
Picture of a coffee urn: STEADY, EDDY'S GLORY HOLE LIGHT ROAST
Clip of Wikipedia: Team information Discipline Track Role Rider Rider type Sprinter Medal record [show] • Major results • Physique References External links
Four picture of the Canadian hammer throwers Rowan Hamilton and Ethan Katzberg. They are mustached with long flowing hair. They are what peak performance looks like
A screenshot from a Strava workout analysis. These numbers are outrageously, comically high: alil velizono ‹ Home LoorIm Results Power: 5 sec 2,260 W Power: 30 sec 2,028 W Power: 1 min 2,016 W Power: 5 min 1,943 W Power: 8 min 1,856 W Power: 20 min 1,700 W Power: 30 min 1,647 W Power: 1 hr 1,125 W
My red bianchi cyclocross bike on a green trainer. Beyond it is my laptop with zwift and a tv with a Netflix movie
A screenshot of my inbox: < Mailboxes Inbox Garmin Is there money left in your FSA account? 5:15 PM >
A “pan” pizza sitting on a cooling rack there’s some cheese and pepperoni but it’s basically all bread
A screenshot of LinkedIn search appearances showing a search from Department of Justice Search appearances How often your profile appeared in search results between November 26 - December 3. Learn more 1 Search appearances Top companies your searchers work at U.S. Department of Justice Top job titles of your searchers Government Policy Specialist • 100%
Dave Bautista wearing his Harris Walz shirt