Dangerbird

@dangerbird.bsky.social

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A dangerous bird. Plays video games sometimes. Destiny guardian. Metroid series loyalist. Loves indie, classic and retro games, just like bits used to make. Cool and cute art enjoyer.

Incoming text:
Dude, I'm still in the waiting room
Wtf are they doing

Outgoing text:

I dunno, but because cell phone designers are retarded, your text notification popped up while I was about to tap a notification, which moved all the notifications because that's apparently a good idea and instead I hit the dismiss all button and will never see them again.

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The above is an apt demonstration that just because someone is smart enough to program software, doesn't mean they aren't dumb enough to be oblivious to how it's actually used, and should probably be encouraged to stop sniffing their own farts now and then.

A computer disk drive with a sticker reading "Works, but makes Sad Noises".

Side by side comparison of the character Eva in the original and remastered versions of Metal Gear Solid 3.