Dandy G🍌

@dangyd.bsky.social

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Business Insider's 7th Funniest Weird Twitter Account of 2012

a man in a red hoodie with a grizzled beard that hangs down to his waist. A comment below reads “my pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone, in fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape”
A water bottle refill station counting 8990 disposable bottles saved from landfills.
A yuzu mandarin seltzer and an everything bagel with nothing on it
A Magic the Gathering play area with: Four lands A hand of four lands + a 6 land creature + a 7 land creature
A very real tweet that wasn’t made in iOS notes app with one trillion likes and 4 million reposts
a mistyped youtube search for “dafdy season” offering to autocorrect to many variations of “DADDY season”
Hank Hill extolling the virtues of historically significant visual novels
Sophistry not worth captioning in full
A brick wall, tagged with rudimentary smiley faces featuring upside down crosses and 666 symbolism
the agonizing experience of being in elon musk's company
Michael Tracey reposting my post stating "Michael Tracey has kids locked in his basement"
Michael Tracey IN DEFENCE OF PRINCE ANDREW
WE TAUGHT THIS MEDIAN AMERICAN FATHER TO UNDERSTAND GENERATIVE AI AND HE HANGED HIMSELF
A massive skyscraper base entirely on stilts
“While many if you are likely yelling ‘GO PATRIOTS’ or ‘GO RAMS’ I’m yelling ‘GO ROBERT MUELLER AND THE RULE OF LAW!’ “
A snippet of markdown text describing the nature of AI “caveman mode”: Respond terse like smart caveman. All technical substance stay. Only fluff die. ​ ## Persistence ​ ACTIVE EVERY RESPONSE. No revert after many turns. No filler drift. Still active if unsure. Off only: "stop caveman" / "normal mode".
Fireworks going off in the distance, covered by intensely thick clouds of smoke
Fireworks going off
A movie theater door exiting into a hallway that opens into another hallway with another theater door standing open at the other side
A comic about asking AI to explain things. The person devolves over multiple iterations until they are a blob incapable of speech, to which the AI responds with a relieved “Finally!!”, ridding itself of the perfidious and increasingly stupid human using it
a bush administration US Army torture camp guard giving a thumbs up over a torture victim wrapped in plastic. pomni from the amazing digital circus is overlaid over a bloodied prisoner's face
a pair of bikers with very visible elongated orange flagpoles
A light blue kei truck with a short snubnose cab
A video game character named “Crack Monster” accompanied by a smaller cat partner named “Fent Demon”
An Internet cable and various trimmings and snipped pieces left over from the process
a video game character rocking out in a video game
YouTube Music notification that I was in the top 1% of 75 million Gorillaz listeners in March and May 2026
Castle Rat live in concert
Box for the card-based roleplaying minigame “NOBINOBI HORROR”
Speech bubble superimposed on Kevin Spacey
weird asshole’s self-attested bio line “I do housing stuff and it’s ruining my life”
A Steam screenshot showing I’ve played Timberborn for 560 hours
ex bsky ceo's manspouse crashing out on the website he built
Computer, zoom and enhance this thick layer of tiramisu espresso powder. Looks like it’s an inch thick
a mustard pump with an extremely messy handwritten warning sign reading “the mustard pump is aggressive!”
Screenshot of Steam's "popular user-defined tags" including "cute" and "funny". "Cute and funny" is a common pedophile/lolicon dogwhistle referencing "cunny".
A small red dog looking curious
hey everybody I’m Donald Trump and I’ve prolapsed my penis
a screenshot of Youtube video tabs. "WILL ELMO SURVIVE THE PARTICLE ACCELERATOR?" "THIS IS DVD - AMBIENT JUNGLE / DNB MIX" "KAMEN RIDER EVOL ALL HENSHIN FORMS" "HISTORY OF RAXIA (SWORD WORLD LORE)"
SMURF PISS cocktail ingredients: coconut rum, blue curaçao, pineapple juice, ginger ale.
a bunch of low/no engagement posts made within the last few hours by a guy who definitely isn't redfaced and hyperventilating
Laptop memory (SODIMM) to standard desktop DDR4 memory (DIMM) adapter. A harbinger of the shittiest possible cyberpunk future imaginable.
A picture of a grotesque clown character “Slim” from Killer Clowns From Outer Space, with the embedded title “Slim x Female Reader Smut 18+”