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I like to think there's a little something for everyone here. There isn't, but I can think what I want.

Fabricated AI nonsense about Nigel Farage beating people up on Question Time and then himself being beaten up.
GET A JOB. STAY AWAY FROM HER
Tube DMI sign showing a 30 minute wait
Andy Burnham comes under scrutiny
Doctor Who saying: Don't you think she looks tired?
Refugee charity cuts a fifth of workforce as finances ‘change significantly‘
NHS anaesthetist shortage prevents 1.5m operations a year, report finds Exclusive: Alarming shortfall of specialists stops about 4,000 procedures a day, many for patients in urgent need of surgery
30 day streak badge on Connections
Old timey picture of a séance with some mad bastards round a table trying to comune with the deados
Court 1 at Wimbledon. A black man in white sportswear serves a tennis ball.
England allowed to use Viagra to help players rise to the world cup altitude
My toddler's new favourite comeback is "at least I'm not arguing with a three year old"
Jude Bellingham leaning back a bit
Ex‐Convict Brings Smiles to the Retarded
“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.”
World Cup 2026: car hits crowd in Mexico, Scotland face waiting game and more
A fenced off viewing point looking out over the sea on a sunny day. Leaning against the fence is a statue of a nude woman in black metal.
View out of a cave. Sand then rocks then sea then sky.
Regression model expected goals per 90 mins v age. Data points show expected decline past 30. Ronaldo labelled as a slight outliers. Messi labelled as such an absurd outlier he barely fits on the graph.
On Tuesday the technology secretary, Liz Kendall, said she had no doubt many teenagers would get around the ban but that it would still prompt a culture change. “I have no doubt children who are currently on social media, for whom it’s an integral part of their lives, will try and get around the ban, and many will succeed,” she said. “But we do think we need to draw this line in the sand, give greater clarity to parents and greater protections for children.”
The fact that I'm at risk of seeing a 14 year old's opinion at any point during my day is a human rights violation
A heron in a pond, one leg daintily raised, it's frame reflected in full in the water below
Child mannequin found on train with can of cider
Billboard that reads ICE IS WAITING FOR YOU AT THE END OF EFFRA ROAD
The Anatomy Lesson, painting by Rembrandt. 1632.
Boxes of men's underwear. On the boxes the pants are modelled by headless men whose ripped torsos bulge with muscles you could crush a walnut with
Boxes of men's underwear. On the boxes the pants are modelled by headless men whose ripped torsos bulge with muscles you could crush a walnut with
Cunt is the bane we give to wankey Keir starmer
Adult swan with four cygnets. Three swimming behind, one settled on board amongst the adult's feathers.
Giles singing in Restless
Anthony Head as Giles in the magic shop.
Anthony Head as Giles as Ripper as that bit of the song kicks in
But what the Bubeniks discovered is even more profound: trophic memory. What they found was that if an injury occurs at a particular point in the branched structure of the antler, it makes a small callus and heals; the rack will be shed as normal, and next year, a new rack will grow, with an ectopic tine (branch) at the location where the damage occurred in the previous year.
Two pigeons in an alley sharing a slice of pizza. Their heads almost touch as the peck at the same morsel. In the background, a single glass bottle sits on the wall.