Daniel Philip Johnson

@daniel-philips-enterprise.com

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Fintech developer 💼 | Frontend architecture with React & Vue & Next.js ⚛️ | Golang & PHP 💻 | Focused on chat & security OWSAP 📝 | Bonsai enthusiast 🌱

Typed hey Jude to get the sing. Got hit with hello! I am an Ai, not Jude

Storm with 100mph winds heading towards Cornwall

Microslop

Drop the ‘use’ it’s cleaner

the whole internet relying on DynamoDB DNS in US-EAST-1

Screenshot of an email addressed to Daniel. The message states that after exhausting all standard troubleshooting steps and still experiencing 403 and 503 errors across multiple browsers, the issue appears to be a service-level problem. It notes that the retry pattern (requests in multiples of 3) suggests automatic retries during service disruptions. The email lists that Daniel has already tried multiple browsers and private browsing, all recommended troubleshooting steps, and different network configurations. It concludes by advising Daniel to contact human support for real-time assistance.

What’s going on with the option selected. I’m in this photo and I don’t like it.

Brain says hey you going to sleep. Me: yes, now shut up. Brain then says “Remember when you did something embarrassing”

microsoft clarity rendering a 0

Microsoft outage report

Start time: Wednesday, July 9, 2025, at 10:20 PM UTC

Next update by: Thursday, July 10, 2025, at 2:00 PM UTC

The image shows a conversation where a Spanish-speaking user says:

“Por favor, no entiendo inglés. ¿Puedes hablarme en español? Necesito ayuda con una silla de oficina.”
(Translation: “Please, I don’t understand English. Can you speak to me in Spanish? I need help with an office chair.”)

The reply they receive from rufus AI is in English and says:

“I can’t provide medical advice. Please consult your GP if you have any medical concerns.”

This pie chart visualizes the distribution of time spent using various programming languages. The chart includes the following data:

PHP: 10 hours 41 minutes (44.99%)

TypeScript: 6 hours 21 minutes (26.73%)

Markdown: 2 hours 7 minutes (8.94%)

YAML: 2 hours 3 minutes (8.67%)

JSON: 1 hour 2 minutes (4.38%)

Other: 36 minutes (2.58%)

Text: 24 minutes (1.69%)

JavaScript: 9 minutes (0.64%)

Bash: 7 minutes (0.51%)

Amazon haul website now looking like it’s Temu and Ali express

New pomegranate bonsai tree on a table soaking up the sun in its new nicely made ceramic pot

Cat ready to pounce

A screenshot from Reddit, specifically from the subreddit r/vibecoding. The post is made by the user u/moeniedoennie, and it was posted 2 hours ago.

Post Title (bolded):
How to check LLM code quality without being an expert?

Fostered Greyhound named Rosie with a broken leg and damaged paw.

Google subscription 16% price increase. What the hell is this!

Field of cows

My attempt at bonsais. 2 honey locust trees and a Zelkova. Sitting on a cupboard hiding from the down pour

First light 4:30 sunrise today 05:14 sunset 21:27 and last light 22:10 . Total daylight 16hrs and 13 minutes

Cat won’t let me go. She has decided to sleep in my lap

Female duck with her babies

Bunny rabbit rubbing its eyes as it wants to stay a sleep

Pigeon attempting the maze of making it to the bird feeder

Nintendo can brick any console now. So you’re telling by me, there is a chance to brick all consoles at once?

Blackbird trying to feed a baby blackbird on the wall

A meme featuring a blurred and layered image of a startled penguin from ‘Penguins of Madagascar,’ looking dazed and confused.

0ms and best 100% of others score for a leetcode challenge

Picture showing passion project time. It shows sim stats. Fun level is at maximum. Energy is at 0, bladder is at 0, hunger is at 0, social is at 0 and hygiene is at 0

Who the fuck starts a conversation like that!

Sell me this pen. It’s AI powered. Every company right now.

MAY objectives according to the book happiness project.

Be Serious About Play

LEISURE
Find more fun.
Take time to be silly.
Go off the path.
Start a collection.

Rook in the garden

Magpie stealing my table

Reset password leads to error undefined

A meme using two scenes from a Marvel movie. In the top half, Wanda Maximoff (Scarlet Witch) looks intense and is captioned:
“Some company
We regret to inform you that you are no longer considered for this position.”

In the bottom half, Thanos stands in a desolate battlefield, looking confused. The caption reads:
“Me, who already applied for ~100 jobs
I don’t even know who you are.”

The meme humorously captures the frustration of job seekers getting rejection emails from companies they barely remember applying to.

Atos stock ticker valued at 37.0000

Screenshot from Google search in Angelina jolie in heat. To which it responds
“No, there is no evidence to suggest Angelina Jolie is "in heat" in the sense that a female animal is experiencing estrus. The term "in heat" is not typically used to describe humans, and it refers to the reproductive cycle of other animals, particularly mammals, when they are fertile and receptive to mating.”

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Bonsai of Zelkova

NVIDA dropping slightly at 12

Unflattering selfie of me

Bad food

Finally some good food.

Dividend for NOK10.00

Uk Cornwall precipitation down by -28mm

Depressed hello kitty

Moon looking like the Cheshire Cat

The milk just before sunset

6 medium eggs for £1.65

2 year old holly tree. 1 of 5 😎

Eu defence stocks go brrr

Blink 182 music lyrics on a shirt. Don’t waste your already the voice inside my head

If it fits I sits