Daniel D

@danieldddd.bsky.social

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Polyamorous needy engineer techie: networks (computers, phones and people) are all my things. Oh and cats. And memes. Scum, according to trump.

An excerpt of a live blog written by Aishvarya Kavi, reporting from the National Mall: It is a chaotic scene on the National Mall. Several hundred people have refused to leave despite an order to evacuate because of severe inclement weather that is approaching. Some are even arguing with Secret Service agents. At one point, a crowd of people began running back toward the stage. An officer is sternly repeating the order over a bullhorn and the crowd is booing. Many have begun chanting "U.S.A., U.S.A." A federal law enforcement officer is trying to assure people that the event has not been canceled. Many are not convinced. One man walking by blamed the situation on "liberals in the weather service," adding, "I think this is baloney"
The inside of an Adidas atore The air conditioning is running, and the windows to the street are wide open.
The M365 app, nudging me relentlessly to use it. Repetitively, it chirps "haven't heard back? Draft a polite follow-up in seconds" as it desperately demands the tender touch of my fingertips via my already heavily saturated notification stream. It's 2026 and my PDF reader is taking to me. What a time to be alive.
A photo of a Parkside (Aldi) crimping tool and assorted connectors and wires and things.
A screenshot of trying to report spam to Substack and getting the words "something went wrong" appear over the screen. Rage.
"Before starting a war, insult and disparage your allies so when you need them they will ignore you" - Tanned Tfu
A screenshot of a Stripe checkout page asking for an email address, with a tick-box asking "we would like to email you special offers... Tick the box to opt out"
Android error message saying "Google Photos can't download photos - 133 of 275 photos can't be downloaded"
A meme template with confused reporter Jonathan Swan, looking even more confused at this advice from the UK government.
A drawing of a snake with a kinky collar on its neck, a ball gag in its mouth, and a stupid red cap on its tiny little head. The caption reads "trwad on me please dear super rich daddy"
The Tangarine Toddler in 2012 wrote "If the Dow drops 1,000 points in two days the President should be impeached immediately"
A screenshot of a Washington Post article: "U.K. orders Apple to let it spy on users’ encrypted accounts" "Secret order requires blanket access to protected cloud backups around the world, which if implemented would undermine Apple’s privacy pledge to its users."
"Just trying to find the yee to my haw, And I keep finding the hell to my naw"
A Venn diagram meme of three circles. The circles say "incel" and "excel" and "me eating a fig" and they all overlap the central element which says "incorrectly assuming something is a date" It's funny because incels will never get laid whole they hate women so much, especially if they go around telling everyone who will listen that the earth is flat and that trump will solve all of our problems or reduce grocery prices. Lol.
The classic Facebook photo report dialogue. The option "I'm in this photo and I don't like it" is selected.
Google Photos displaying various badges regarding top smiles, popular faces, etc for this year.
A comic strip with a man and a woman. The man, with his phone in his hand, asks "what's the WiFi password again?" The woman says "it's our anniversary" The final frame is the man sleeping on the sofa, without his phone in his hand.
A picture of a happy smiling reindeer (animated style) with a red nose, accompanying text "deviation from the norm will be punished unless it is exploitable"