danielle can't cook

@danielleinnv.bsky.social

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Fifth-gen Nevadan, life-long rabble-rouser, happily-dyed redhead, and some various other descriptions (accuracy may vary.) She/them/dude

My shorthaired cat named Pidgeon is under a chair, staring intently at the camera slash phone. She is annoyed that her hiding spot isn't actually hidden. She is a tabby with a white splotch around her mouth, white feet, and a white belly that has fluffier hair than the rest of her.
The following is a screenshot of some text messages sent by me in short succession: You used to be cool, but now you're yuck. Bootlicking Trumpy fanboy. I'm done. I wanted to talk about anything but politics. You just yelled conspiracy theories at me. Lick me where I shit.
My very large poodle mix stares forelornly at my cat. Only the back of the cats ears are in the pic.They are separated by an open sliding glass door. Brunodoodle's attempts at play have been rebuffed. He respects her personal space boundaries because they have been defended by cat claws and increasingly louder hissing. Boundaries can be maintained, but sometimes you need to go pissed off kitty at them. He will try to play with her again tomorrow. He's a very optimistic bernedoodle. He takes his rejection out on my clothing and pillows - neve33thw cat
Text: Your military service was spent defending democracy. It's a shame your retired life is defending the enemies. You obviously don't know how to live without someone in command.
Poem by Sam Pink titled Woodchuck. The woodchuck in my backyard doesn't trust me. And he's right. Because the first chance i get I'm gonna put this tiny witch hat on him. Stupid piece of shit.
A very large bernedoodle shaved short, and a small stout brown pibble take a moment from playtime to let me get a nice photo. He's laying down, she's sitting and they are both looking at the camera
A practically brand-new velour couch with rhinestone buttons that looks like it belongs in a jazz speakeasy. It's a teal greenish-blue
My hand holding a softback book of Hollywood by Charles Bukowski. Background includes some spring flowers and an out of focus lump of my cat Pidgeon
Not-thin tabby cat tongue-bathing behind her knee
A swasticar with red and white striped and a blue panel with a picture of flag, secret service agents, and a felon with a bloody ear painted on the door
A very large black/white muppet doodle wearing a tiny tuxedo costume with fake hands one has champagne bottle. It looks ridiculous, especially with a little fedora that says happy new year on top of his floppy head
White text on black background: remember when sarah palin was the craziest person in politics? Good times.
Tabby cat, sorta chonky, rolling around on landscaping rocks
Peanuts cartoon. Lucy is holding a football for Charlie brown to kick. She ALWAYS pulls it away before he can kick it - and promises that she won't. He always thinks this time will be different and runs full on to kick a ball only to end up flat on his back, cursing the sky. Lucy's speech bubble says "If you cut taxes on the rich, they'll invest that money and create jobs for everyone."
Art shelve on a bookcase. Gifted art, stained glass, painted rock shaped like nevada with a cannabis leaf shelacked on. Plant starters. Looks cool i think
Picasso's painting titled the dream. Looks like she's masturbating with a penis carved into her head
Titled Self care day ideas -illustration is humanized pigs in old-timey clothes acting out the suggestion have a cry - take a nap - eat a pickle
Softcover book (Practical Demonkeeping by Author Guy: Christopher Moore) with a cover that has been chewed on by a puppy.
Big floppy muppet bernedoodle wearing a dumb tux costume and happy new year hat. He is compliant, but not pleased
Test overlay says Just because you pelican, doesn't mean you pelishoud. Random photo of a pelican just standing in water. Its a bad pun
Very cute tabby cat sleeping with paws crossed and curled very adorably. Her name is Pidgeon
A cute pic of a green-eyed tabby cat with white paws. Her name is Pidgeon, but I call her fat cat baby kitty pidge pidge.
Trump is a hypocrite
12 days of Christmas is unrealistic - I'm not accepting gifts after 4 days of birds
Kermit the frog drinking tea meme -this assassination has united the country more than any event since 9/11 but according to the media, that is none of my business
Bookshelf with art, books, and a hodgepodge of knicknacks that seem to be a marijuana get-together
Big floppy muppet dog in the background. Book open in my lap - page reads Chapter 1: Mother superior and the big black dong. Razzmatazz by author guy Christopher Moore
Black billboard with white letters: going to gigs alone is better than missing out
A floppy muppet bernedoodle in a blue bandana looking adorable as always
List of social links Facebook allows- bluesky isn't on the list
Judd Apatow tweet: any horror movie recommendations? Mark Hamill reply: daily press briefings
Floppy muppet bernedoodle wearing a tux costume and silly hat. Quite ridiculous
Bernedoodle attacks a rug because he didn't get enough attentions. Doodles need ALL the attentions and i was looking at my phone
Sitting on my Oakland porch with my dog looking off in the distance. Book opened to the 2nd chapter of The Stupidest Angel, by Christopher Moore - the Author Guy. He's my favorite.
Fake magazine cover with trump as a cheerleader.
View of old wooden buildings in a vast valley, surrounded by sloping mountains, with patches of snow and sagebrush, blue skies and fluffly clouds. Ghost town and Historic State Park Bodie, CA
A zz plant with a pair of stained-glass spectacles
Large muppet dog attempting to destroy an area rug
Picasso's painting "the dream" one woman masterbating or two women intimately engaged is in the eye of the beholder
Tank girl comic - tank girl is pulling on a combat boot as she holds a lit cigarette in her mouth: thought bubble reads "i can't let things be this way. We can be wonderful. We can be magnificent. We can turn this shit around."
Downtown Carson City, NV - banner accross the main street announcing Nevada Day Weekend activities
Tabby cat on it's back with fluffy belly
Inside cover of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, 1982 paperback edition.