Daniel MacEachern

@danielmaceachern.bsky.social

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Three-time Norris Trophy winner

This lobster is a dozen different lobsters. Are you kidding me with this lobster
Paul Newman in Slap Shot
A small brick building with a large guitar attached to the side
This kid knows where we can get some baguettes
A screenshot of a portion of the Wikipedia entry for singer-songwriter Eric Carmen. A note has been added that reads "Not to be confused with Eric Cartman." I, a drooling moron, will no longer be under the impression that a foul-mouthed fascist fourth grader from animated series South Park wrote "Almost Paradise," the love theme from Footloose
An inflatable Buc-ee Beaver in red white and blue with a Happy 250th sash
Guardian, aka Vindicator, at this point known as “Weapon Alpha” lays Wolverine the fuck out
The Zit Remedy — Wheels, Joey Jeremiah and Snake — practice their one song: Everybody wants something, they'll never give up."
Simpsons scene in which a guy buys 30,000 tickets
A screenshot of search results that dubiously claims people also ask "which Milli Vanilli passed away"
A golden retriever rests his head on the arm of an outdoor couch
An exhausted Bart Simpson says, “Isn’t that the wrong way?”
A hockey player in the penalty box looks up and sheepishly nods
A Simpson’s screenshot of a rural store. The sign reads “Sneed’s Feed & Seed” Underneath that, it says “Formerly Chuck’s”
Tom’s Restaurant (aka Seinfeld’s Monk’s Cafe)