Daniel, or something. 🐀

@danielorsomething.bsky.social

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A non-event mass with a quantum probability of zero. Red Dwarf, Star Trek, people who aren't bellends, and rats. Also music, aviation, languages and Scandinavia. Oh, Leicester Tigers too. Any other good stuff. (He/Him)

Katie Mack: Honestly climate change scares the heck out of me and it makes me so sad to see what we're losing because of it. Gary P Jackson: Maybe you should learn some actual SCIENCE then, and stop listening to the criminals pushing the global warming SCAM! Katie Mack: I dunno, man, I already went and got a PhD in astrophysics. Seems like more than that would be overkill at this point.
Carol Kane in Cheers
Robin Hood and Friar Tuck (played by me) under the Major Oak. Not sure what I'm actually doing, it looks like some kind of howl for some reason.
A grey rat with a white face, happily fishing for frozen peas on a hot day.
The "Believe it or not, jail" meme, in three panels. Cycle on the pavement? Jail. Cycle on the road? Jail. Cycle on a cycle path? Believe it or not, also jail.
The bass player out of The Police modelling his new "Dystopian despot" look.
Two rats, one lying on her back and the other on top of her, simultaneously drinking from their water bottle.
The Burger King logo, but it reads 'Triple fried egg chilli chutney - It's a state of the art sarnie'.
The Red Dwarf Omnibus, now signed by Craig Charles, Robert Llewellyn and Hattie Hayridge
Nommi, a very sleepy rat with her face comfortably squished in the fold of a furry hammock.
'Talkie Toaster', from Red Dwarf. A psychotically bread-obsessed product of Crapola Inc., billed as your 'perky breakfast companion'. Image by Daniel Conner.
A ginger rat, holding a rat-sized Les Paul guitar. Kinda.
Two rats, one with a dark head and white body, one with a grey body and white head, are eating side-by-side. There are crumbs.
A hastily-made image of a Glasgow Has Fallen poster, with flames, a shocked GĂ©rard Butler, a bare-headed Duke and a rogue traffic cone.
NASA photo of Dr. Mae Jemison
Titus Welliver and James Nesbitt. Or possibly the other way around.
A white rat in hammock, very comfortably eating a small treat.
Playing cards from the Star Trek: Lower Decks "Buffer Time" game. Also, a glass of wine.
A typically hysterical Daily Mail header that reads "Beware the Green Menace"
Space Patrol (or Planet Patrol for the yanks)
From the TNG episode "Hide and Q", an older version of Wesley Crusher. He's being played by a man who couldn't look less like Wil Wheaton.
A tweet from Sean Leahy: "The bond's Name. James Name" Pleased to... what? "Bond Name's the james" Are you alright? "Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance"
A cute black and white rat is happily eating a popcorn. She's sitting on the arm of a hairy fat man.
The Sickos meme, remade as Sisko's reflection. Look, you can blame @RobinJohnson.bsky.social, okay?
A pet rat is sitting in a Christmas tree, like a furry bauble.
The Star Trek "10 Forward IPA set" - two cans of beer and a glass with a Star Trek delta on it. It's very nice.
The wobbly cones of 'The Game', from Star Trek: The Next Generation. Just get the disc in the cone!
Winn Adami, the Space Pope from Deep Space Nine, who can inspire a visceral hate with just the words "my child".
The Galileo shuttle from the original series of Star Trek
The Red Dwarf - a dilapidated mining vessel with no brakes and three million years on the clock.
The Red Dwarf, a dilapidated mining ship with no brakes and three million years on the clock.
Two rats, sharing a hammock, one on top of the other.
Written on a toilet wall, Dear Lord, don't rapture me yet, I'm taking a shiiiiii... It's the same as the old Scottt, don't beam me up meme.
A low-light image of a hedgehog, happily eating a worm. You can’t see the worm, but it's there.
American sports fans: De-fense! De-fense! British sports fans: All right lads, I've just worked up a song to the tune of Debussy's Clair de Lune about an opposing player's drunk driving charge, I'll count us off
Two pet rats receiving a treat. One has smooshed her face against the bars of the cage, while the other has climbed the cage wall to get closer.
The Spotify cover for the new Star Trek: Khan scripted podcast series.
Gilbert the alien, an ugly, snot-faced puppet from the eighties.
The Sondheim Theatre, Shaftesbury Avenue. It's showing Les Miserables.
A small, flying robot drone. It's wearing a red cape.
A spaceship in the game Elite Dangerous, slightly silhouetted against a star, with the name Shahna picked out in lights on the hull.
Ozzy Osbourne
The crew of the Red Dwarf
An 1985 cover of the TV Times featuring Russ Abbot as 'Cooperman'. It's really only something you'd know if you're a) British and b) old enough to have a weekly supply of ibuprofen.
In the game Elite Dangerous, a Surface Reconnaissance Vehicle is parked on top of a spaceship on a grey, desolate landscape.
The BBC weather app is claiming thundery showers.
Old poster that claims all the nice girls love a pasty.
My feet, in a pair of Leicester Tigers socks
Bart Simpson saying "I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows".
The Wind Dancer, the creepy head-in-a-bubble hologram from Star Trek: The Next Generation
A battered, heavily worn copy of the Red Dwarf Omnibus
An Asp Explorer, a spaceship in the game Elite Dangerous, calmly floating in space next to a supermassive black hole.
Remy (dark hooded rat) on top of Boo (grey husky with a white face), peering out of their comfy hammock.
My purple Asp Explorer, the Petunia Bowl, looking at a cloud of pink glowing gas, surrounded by giant crystals in space.
Boo, a grey and white rat who quickly located the food bowl.
Stallone, driving a race car around Chicago in the terrible 2001 film Driven.