Daniel Kelley

@danieltkelley.bsky.social

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Editor-in-chief, FTN Network. Wrote some books too. Pretty cool. He/him

My tweet three years ago saying that Enes Kanter not declaring himself a woman to enter the WNBA proves that men don't lie about their gender just to play women's sports. Whoops!
Changing the viral @crushingbort tweet about 2 Chainz into a joke about tight ends
American Chopper socialism meme
"That's more Dundons than an episode of Law & Order."
My kids basking in the fireworks
It says I closely align with Zohran Mamdani
Sam Spade
@DiaryofaSickGrl on Twitter saying "One of my favorite parts about the 90s is we just ate whatever food we wanted. Food was food. No one argued about what food was bad and what food was healthy. We just minded our business in general. At least that's how I remember it"
Terry Rozier "bin laden tall as hell" tweet, except it's Taylor Swift
Waffle House font saying "International House of Pancakes"
Graphing Ezequiel Duran's OPS+ by year against Josh Smith's. Duran was good in 2023 and 2026, Smith in 2024 and 2025.
Jon Bois cartoon from years ago of Chris Capuano tripping and becoming a superhero.
Screenshot from Pete Gray's Baseball Reference page, which says "Bats: Left, Throws: Left, Fields: Left as well"
Three whales in mid-dive simultaneously
Kirk Cousins has scored 30.0 fantasy points per game against the Bucs the last two years, 8.8 against everyone else.
Philip Banks
All time PPR RB leaders through Week 10. Jonathan Taylor's 2025 is sixth.
A photo taken of my son at 9:45 a.m. Oct. 25 each of the last nine years, starting with massive heart surgery and through to running cross country today.
Rico Dowdle's 473 yards the last two weeks is the ninth-most yards in a two-week stretch since 2000.
Per-game point differential chart, 2024 vs. 2025. Colts are way better, Ravens and Bengals are way worse.
Tigers over Guardians, Yankees over Red Sox, Dodgers over Reds, Padres over Cubs Mariners over Tigers, Yankees over Blue Jays, Phillies over Dodgers, Padres over Brewers Mariners over Yankees, Phillies over Padres Phillies over Mariners
JK Rowling tweet citing a rando with 150 followers mentioning the "violence of words"
My 2025 season predictions, including Ravens over Packers in the Super Bowl, Lamar Jackson as MVP, and the Chargers making the playoffs with an 8-9 record.
Grok replying to someone asking if Bobby Witt Jr. is an MVP candidate with just some extremely wrong statistics.
Three-headed dragon where the Astros and Mariners are intimidating and the Rangers adding Danny Coulombe are the doofy one.
Wareham vs Yarmouth Dennis about to start in the Cape Cod League
A fill-the-calendar fundraising request for my boys to play some All-Stars this summer.
Powers Boothe "credited" as "Officer at Leaving Ceremony (voice, unconfirmed, uncredited)" in Con Air